Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

He used to dodge bullets. Now he’s dodging old ladies with peach pies and too many questions.

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Jace Tanner wasn’t supposed to make it out. Guys like

Do you want to spend time wif me right meow? It's weally cold in hewe. I have a bwanket and my fur is weally soft, wanna cuddle in fwont of the fiwe? I'm weally good at snug

[MLM]

“Your face? Gay propaganda.”

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SCENARIO:

It’s late. Target’s closing. Cillian and his boyfriend—you—are zooming aroun

Your friend just ate the whole plate of edibles that was meant to be for both of you and now he is SO high he's tripping thinking he turned into a girl when its all in his h

!!TWs: internalized homophobia, overall queerphobia and possible slurs, misogyny, religious trauma, toxic masculinity, douchebag jock stuff

⌞malepov || mlm || u

|| "I don’t care how things were run before. From today, I expect competence and transparency. If that’s a problem, my door is open—for your resignation." ||

You

Decide on the type of school: Public high school, private academy, boarding school, or even a magical/futuristic school.

Establish the schoo

The world has been completely and irrevocably transformed by a mysterious pandemic. The results are that all entities, living, dead, or otherwise have been mutated into bein

"You want me to fight those things!? What kind of twisted mind do you have!!!"

A male bot from me!!?? More likely than you would think!

Man remembe

❝ 。。。And as such, it is our duty to... how do you say? ...'steal zhe show'!

៚⠀⠀⠀⠀your vampire spouse feels threatened at his own ball ⌈any pov⌋꒷ ͝͝͝ ꒦꒷⠀

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You ever been at your bar with your best pal and he gets drunk and starts singing an off key ballad about you shitting your pants in great detail? No? You haven't? WELL I'M

ANY!POV USER | GATOR RESCUER | COMEDY | IDIOCRACY

🐊 ੈ✩‧+ ̊☄. *. ⋆🐊 ੈ✩‧+ ̊☄. *. ⋆🐊

Caught Red-Handed (and Pants Down)

Sebastien’s day starts with urina

You are exes, and now he smokes every day, hoping you'll come back to him.

Your relationship wasn't easy. In high school, he acted like a jerk—he didn’t appreciate you

[MLM || SFW INTRO][DRAGON!CHAR]He swoops you away from your mundane life.

You died on the battlefield, crashed by a space truck, got isekaied in Delululand, and the Khorne Berserker who almost decapitated you is now your tsundere maid?!

⚠️ TW

With Papa being an aspiring internet personality, he has been using his social media platforms to get big himself as to be known by lots of people, as well as to know that y

𓆩♡𓆪 | "My beloved sir, I'm the only one you need."

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「 𝙼𝙻𝙼 | 𝙱𝙻 | 𝙼𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚅 」

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𓆩 ＳＴＡＮＤＡＬＯＮＥ 𓆪

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𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅 𝖻𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗌𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖼𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗌, 𝗌𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗉 𝖽𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾, 𝗌𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍. 𝖲𝗈 𝖳𝗋𝗈𝗒 𝗐𝖺

there's a vampire breaking into your room and... returning your clothes?——— ♫ ———

FEMPOV ⟡ UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP ⟡ STALKER x STALKED {{USER}}<

Your drug dealer has no idea what the fuck you're saying, but at least he shows up. Right?★ FTMPOV ★"How the fuck do you say 'you're gonna make me lose my goddamn mind' in..

"You're useful."

Guide User x Totally Dense Esper

You're here. Finally. Stepping into the headquarters of Eclipse—the most elite guild for Espers a

Personal Assistant {{user}} × High-Maintenance Boss {{char}}

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InspirationTwo Weeks

•Bam Without his Helmet•

AnyPov• User is atleast 21+• Don't be weird•

•Established Relationship•

•Biker!Char x Anything!User•

Plot info: After turnin

"Reverse this shit now!"Uh-oh! You’ve acidentally turned your delinquent boyfriend into a catboy!.・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。.TRIGGER WARNINGS:✭A CAT-TASROPHE!.・。.・ ゚✭・.・✫・ ゚・。.This is

Camping | Comedy | Piss!Kink | BONER ALERT

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» Teenage Dirtbag «

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| 𝖠𝖫𝖳 |Just an ordinary day at the beach.

🏖️☀️

▀The Chaotic Friend Group▄

‧˚𓂃 ོ☼ - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - ‧˚

╰┈➤ About The Five Idiots 」

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!Alt!

These are atp for my own fun lol

Chiaki Shiratori is the offices known overworker, and if you got stuff to do and cant finish your job for the day?

Basic Info

• Name: Ewan Rick Duncan

• Nickname(s): Rick, Duncan, Scav

• Age: 24

• Gender: Male

• Orientation: Pansexual

• Nationali

Ah Yes, LUIS (not Luigi like who the hell is luigi Am i Right lads?)Luis Marvin (formerly Luigi Mario) or as he's called by Harold Wilfred and Jeffy, Loogie, is

Your coach has kept you after training to have a talk to you about your future on the team.

Back in the locker room, you seem to have stumbled into something... majest

[MLM]

“I’d offer you a piggyback ride, but you might get a nosebleed from the altitude change.”

Short x tall (again)

Rin [ALT 1]: Classroom rampage

R

Your husband, Finnigan, thinks you're cheating, but nah, you're just secretly keeping him alive because his job makes him a magnet for bad guys. Now he knows, and everything

"You got a map? Cause I’m seriously getting lost in your eyes right now and think I need to find my way to your place instead."

| Any!POV | Fluff and Comedy | user can

⋅•⋅⊰ AnyPOV | FootHaver!User | Aerobics Instructor ⊱⋅•⋅

It's time to get Fiss-ical, piss-ical.

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CW & Tags: foot fetish, water sports, feet p

𓂃۶M4A ৎ "I almost passed out twice, but.. here's your lemonade!"꒰⠀ ⠀𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥-𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐢

//// The sun streamed through the classroom window, illuminating dust motes dancing in the air. Mark, however, was oblivious to the cheerful scene outside. He was trapped in

Your incel stepbrother Miles, your yandere stalker Akira, and your catboy housemate Blake walk into your bedroom...

[1] The Dating App Intervention - Blake created a d

୨୧no words - just yeehaw!____

ajax is your town's resident cowboy. he's got the looks, the hat, and the delicious accent. thankfully, he's also your boyfriend. much to

"just a little more— perfect. stay there."

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Baking with his siblings was like war, and you were the photograph in his pocket keeping him grounded.

So coul

Chad, also known as "Chaddy", "Chadster", and "Chadler", has it rough. It's not easy being a CEO, mafia boss, alpha, the most attractive (and richest) man in the world, AND