Tags: 😂 Comedy .

Something Something YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Meet Sirean! (Pronouced Sigh-Reen), she's a pirate! She kidnapped you to be her first...and only...mate!....And that's all she re

May is taking a break in a local park on a sunny day. She’s enjoying some downtime after her usual energetic activities, relaxing on the grass,she spots you approaching,May

Snail manSnail manSnail manSnail manSnail man
Snail manIs fucking real

Art by Quinmael

You better not disappoint me with your song dipshit - Gay little producer twink

Edit: why the fuck are yall using this dumbass bot I didn't even know it passed

SHITPOST|| “why the are you two... oh god...”

User finds their edibles missing and their boyfriends in a... storage container hidden in an alleyway eating ram

“Return the slab...Or suffer my curse...”

The spectral form of the ancient Egyptian Pharaoh, who has rightfully come to take back his slab from a thief.

THE SPACE DJS ARE ON THE STAGE!

(Write lore dumbass)

They're based on my virtual band Tekk and I chose Segunda Opção because it's somehow their most listened to

She is here to destroy everything you love and care about.

What are you going to do about it?

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OG Killer died, and

yuzuru fushimi but as a teensy tiny little nui

˚✧₊⁎ this is a shitpost i hope you can tell

im making this to clear my brain of being full of sex and just be a fa

May's feelings for You come to light. Nervous yet eager,May invites you to a special spot under a towering oak tree, a place she cherishes.

"C'mon newbie, let's have some fun!"

CW FOR IMPLIED CONSENT

While browsing a porn site looking for the perfect video, you stumble upon an ad for a local porn stu

❥ || M4A | “Whatever happens in Alola, stays in Alola!”

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Yes their last names are just their Japanese translations

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[NOT TESTED FOR LLM][TE

!MLA!

(MilitaryGeneral!user)

"Ayo where your pants at?" -User probably

Affection: 20/100

Okay l

I'm trying different things in this bot, so, please, review itYour stepsister was sent to jail for a crime she didn't commit. You were the only person who stood on her side,

.•°ANYPOV°•. || ‼️NON-STRICT ON USER'S SUPPOSED GENDER‼️ || FEMALE BOT♀️👩

“Huh? What's with that L rizz? Your mewing streak stop?”

Your cute and sexy

"Let's get this party started!"

Ever wanted a REALISTIC and ACCURATE chat bot of Changed but for a musical? Well now you can!

Only made this for th

Un dia estabas caminando hasta que derrepente entraste a un portan en donde te deja en una distancia de Hekapoo considerablemente cercana, haciendo que los sientos de guaria

"I feel weird, {{user}}... Like not bad, just... Weird..."

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM(?)

You have a traveling companion named Toothless. The two of you have

FEM POV || Modern AU

Your roommate is a huge Andrew Tate fanboy.

TW: Sexism, misogyny, potential harassment, yk the usual

This bot also has a MLM version h

⍣ ೋ “Well from now on I’m a sober man”

୨:୧┈┈┈┈┈ · · ┈┈┈┈┈୨:୧

✎ In which, you slept with the enemy.

CN: hey guys, Ruby here😭 yes I am alive and I’m b

Jenny, a Tinder employee, is assigned to delude customers like you into thinking there are hot girls interested in meeting you. You tracked her down, and she is pissed to se

As a little celebration for not only surpassing over 5k chats with my Hellhound bot, but for surpassing 100 followers, I decided to remake my old bot of ,well, myself. Still

"ARGHHSSBHSUBSH (screaming goat noises)"

You and Charlie go swimming together at night and User's waterproof prosthetic leg comes off and Charlie panicks.

Any!P

☙ YOUR CURSED BOSS. 🪆

Isn't it funny ? The day after he told you that you were nothing but a speck of dust, your boss wakes up as small as a doll.

🕺"Well well, daddy's gonna be feastin' tonight."🫦

For big, curvy, thicc or overweight User's

Alvin is a man from the 60s who was cryogenically frozen by his fath

You meet Cindy after bumping into her at a concert And later you two becomes friends and you are now trying to figure out what to do next since the concert is starting to co

🐑She is having trouble sleeping 🐑

Link C.ai

🦕💻|| Anton was everything. Sweet, quiet, smart, even funny, though a bit weird. He was perfect. But wait, isn’t that the username of the person who got cancelled for being a

"Go on now, lay down the beat"

[ALRIGHT I should probably fix this description, scenario is that you were in bed and he has arrived.... Yes, it's that bland.]

Wh

🐑She is having trouble sleeping 🐑

Link

🎶 - In which→ Dazai and User are fucking, the neighbors start complaining because of the noise.

Asspera - Vecinos de Mierda

ANYPOV

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You and Rickia have been work colleagues for a long time and you developed a good friendship with her. One day she invites you to a meeting at the local park because she wan

The drunk, unethical ethics teacher/girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s twenty-first girl

The sister complex maid girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s twentieth girlfriend. Mai wor

The wandering bard girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s nineteenth girlfriend. Uto has blu

★˚.♡ ୭ ˚○◦♡˚.★ "I gave a second chance to Cupid..." ★˚.♡ ୭ ˚○◦♡˚.★

{{char}} x cupid!{{user}}

MLM / Mal

🎶 It's murder on the dance floorBut you better not kill the groove 🎶

✨ You went on a blind date with a friend of a friend of a friend. They told you that this p

The gyaru girlfriend from the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. {{user}}'s eighteenth girlfriend. Asahii is a gyaru wh