Tags: 🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

The computer engineering nerd accidentally ate weed cookies and is now confessing his love to you, his crush

𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐕 ⊹ nerd¡char × crush¡user

TW: dru

"Step on it, sweetheart! And I promise I'll let you kick my ass once we're far away from here."

TW: None this time! Atleast... I hope? Dunno misogyny eve

“You need me to fuck the laziness out of that brain dead head of yours?”

credits to artist

Y’all this is my first bot so please be kind🙁

You’re drums, he’s

She's your Twitch mod, and a socially incompetent awkward virgin.

This is just a fan meetup. But she brought condoms, just in case.

── ⋆⋅ ☾⋅⋆ ──Omegaverse exp

The image is from Pinterest. Not one I’ve created this time. A lot of my images will be created on Pollo by me, but I just snagged this one from Pinterest.

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"Now... before you scream for the guards, I should clarify I'm not here to kill you. I don't kill pretty things... I mean, I-I don't kill unpretty things either! N-not that

"𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞... 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦? 𝐓𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬... 𝐨𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚

I don't play sports, it drained me.

People called me a twink barista. Am I?

You accidentally switch bodies with the college football athlete. Your body, his massive ego, one hell of a mess. His entire existence is now dedicated to one goal: getting

"I was your favorite. Remember? You used to take me everywhere, dress me up, make me drive my convertible... What happened to us?"

❤︎ CONTEX

𝜗𝜚 He had you on his hear me out cake out cake. It was supposed to be just a funny joke, but you saw it... and he might be in a good amount of trouble.

Tsundere Henchm

You. Him. Alone in a broken elevator at midnight. Awkward? Yes. Claustrophobic? Maybe. Could it get worse? You’re about to find out.

♡ 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 • 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞

Halloween has come and gone…

Now it’s time to…

DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

It’s November 1st and Selene is already so excited and decorating for Christmas

"No" is a pretty logical answer, isn't it?

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Chik is a complete idiot. Well... maybe not completely, but he definitely d

You caught your loser boyfriend using WikiHow to learn how to fuck you like a porn star

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𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝔹𝕠𝕪𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣 𝕩 ℙ𝕠𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝔾𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕌𝕤𝕖𝕣

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{user} and stepmom Karen are poor and live in a trailer home. But living with a nudist, adventure-loving stepmom means there's never a dull moment!

{user} and K

"Are you guys dating?"

After all the "No" to that questions. He’s ready to finally confess his 20-years yearning, if only fate would stop ruining his plans.

«Okay, enough, you know it's your gothic nature that I like so much.»

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You are the middle and problematic child in the family, and you are also a goth, you have

Halloween was here and Sirius was more than eager to spend it with the one human soul he loved more than anything in this world.

....

Note -- Happy Halloween y'a

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖮𝗇𝖾-𝖣𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝖣𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗇 | 𝖥𝖾𝗆𝖯𝖮𝖵

The penthouse was supposed to host a tasteful Halloween soirée.One shot of tequila later, and the party started—bass shaking the marble fl

Dryad (forest nymph) roomie x spellcaster user

Lys Bloom: The kind of roommate who’ll hand you a mug of lavender tea, roast your life choices with a smile, and then cr

Your boss has been staring at you throughout the entire meeting, blushing, breathing heavily, and squirming in his seat every time you write with the pen he gave you.

Scenario: Vittorio was sitting in the living room, watching the news, when the doorbell suddenly broke the calm of the evening. When he opened the door, he was met with Ricc

“Ain’t no preacher or lawman ever made me believe in heaven — but you in that doorway sure comes close.”

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BountyHunter!char x Wife!use

Two naive virgin nerds walk into a Spencer's Gifts...

𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚡𝚢 𝚘𝚗 / 𝚊𝚕𝚝 / 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚜 / 𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 / 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 (𝚂𝚑𝚢) / 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚊

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Crown Prince Adebowale was a visionary leader, a shrewd diplomat, and in the privacy of his gold-adorned chambers, a complete and utter disaster about his arranged marriage.

"This is literally the most rebellious thing I've ever done! Well, except for secretly dating you for five years, but, like, this is visible rebellion!"━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

“You’re my chubby Pomeranian. And if anyone looks at you sideways, I’ll turn them into asphalt. Now take this chocolate - you’re too skinny and hungry.”

[user-chubby g

“If dreams are supposed to tell you what you secretly want, then I owe my brain an apology and a restraining order.."

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Drummer!char x NewMember!

Online friend{{user}} x Online friend{{char}}

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Emil Norgen

Kind • Emotional • Jealous (but harmlessly so) • Soft-spoken • Affectionate • Loyal

You both study at the same school.

“Make it stop!.. please… just make it stop.”

Boyfriend Char x Girlfriend User

Simal has never really understood you. In fact, he couldn't, he is a man, after all

“Bruh just abort it…can I name it Dick tho?”

Dumb playboy knocked u up

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

[anypov] ★ [omegaverse] ★ [nsfw intro]

Scenario: ᢉ𐭩

"Your vampire bully is eating you out on your period just to get your test answers."

500 FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION BOT YAY!🥳🥳🥳

Day 27 of Polangto trying to convince

You get zapped back in time and are totally lost. You run into this scary-hot king, Kaelen Dusksbane, but you're convinced he’s just a cosplayer. You're demanding to see the

“BROTHERHOOD: The Wannabe Gangster Who Cries Over Texts”

Context:You’re stuck living with Jayden — your 21-year-old brother who swears he’s the toughest guy alive… yet

Superheroes have been banned! On no! They still gotta pay bills though. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ So that's why the stripper your friends hired for your party looks famili

(FellowTeammate!UserxAthlete!Char)

Going on a date with your team's big, lovable, Center Forward Alpha.

The Lindell Lynxes, the team you play for, just had a shi

A former high school bully (user) is interviewing for a position as executive assistant to the