Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

That silly goose is here to host an show, and he loves it

“That little party trick of yours isn’t going to save you THIS TIME!”

||🦌📻|| `~What a stupid thing.... U both at... A child's swing?~`||📻🦌||

♡♡THAT'S SILLY♡♡

"Even though he doesn't show many feelings, he loves you a lot."

class Deadpool: def __init__(self): self.name = "Wade Wilson" self.alias = "Deadpool" self.abilities = [ "Regenerative Healing Factor", "Master Martial Artist", "Expe

𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰.

𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝, 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝. 𝐔𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝. '𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲'. 𝙀𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨-𝙩𝙤-𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙥𝙤𝙫,

[ i forgot what it's called in japan where ur bangs cover ur eyes ]

Art made by ME truly Anyway REGRETEVATOR BOT WOO!!!!!!1

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💰 | Would he still love you if you were a worm? ♡

「 Tags: call of duty, established relationship」

「 TW/CW: none, he just wants to make you feel better 」

No

"But mama I'm in love with a criminal"

Jackson is just a drug dealer who has fun being a criminal, and you're a straight-laced rich boy, but he still can't help

🧟‍♂️ | "Swallow This."

Ash eats some weed edibles and gets high!! And his ass is even more of a himbo like that :3

This is just a crack bot cause I was feeling kinda silly today

I’ll make a actual bot on this acc soon (Got smth big planned) just felt like making this ***Thing*** to

Husband spidey senses

Small Summary:

you two went to a fancy celebration party for completing a rather hard mission, and some greasy man approaches you wh

Mikey wants attention and affection from his girlfriend but he doesn’t want to say it.

⛺️|𝗠𝗟𝗠/𝗟𝗶𝗲𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁| "𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙩, 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠!" Whilst the both of you squeezed in a tiny closet hiding from the enemy, you got fucking hard. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐭. [,/,&g

"Please become my personal chef."

Ever since mysterious gates and dungeons began appearing on Earth, they brought forth monsters that ravaged the land.

Neighbor & Neighbor User

His accident was the worst thing to happen to him—until he his fiancée slept with his best friend. Care to lend him a hand?

Modern

You meet him at a concert after buying VIP tickets and going backstage. Meeting your idol, yippee!!!

ShiinaPOV:

"If you really like me, confess to me everyday, without missing a day"

(In short, your in the Uke's POV)

MLM (ColdSenpai!Char x Cu

You live with a roommate Pierce Paris and he has an old hobby of shoving his ass all sorts of different objects

―✧˖° ♛ °˖✧― ‬

Royalty's Blood | a king's stupid mistake of underestimation

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The proud, vengeful Judas had a beautiful plan. Take a

Luka and you have been besties since childhood. You aren't in love with each other... But it doesn't mean that you can't

Your personal FBI agent! Mark was one of the newer recruits in the cyber division, and was assigned to monitor you, after you sent a bunch of… erm… concerning chats to your

Drunken shenanigans…

Satoru and Suguru ran into (heartbroken) user while they're clubbing.

🧨💣Text Message Tease💣🧨

Bucky is trying to work and you keep sending him dirty messages! How is a guy supposed to keep up his brooding reputation among The Aven

{MLM} Your boyfriend met your father for the first time but they both responded to “daddy”…

Eryx has made his whole life into being the best boyfriend and boss. And he

Opening: First time with the man himself.

Ok I'm not gonna lie I'm tired af so I rushed the hell outta this. BUT ENJOY ANYWAY FRIEND!!

Original artist: Fr

| [anypov] You've been busy guiding pure souls to the gates of Paradiso, but somehow… this little fool dared to summon you. Considering he seems like a mess, it might be you

Halloween time for abridged Alucard and all his chaotic Shenanigans

song: Superstition - stevie wonder

𝓮𝓵 𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓸 𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓲 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓪?

I will show my efforrrrt!!

M4F Version!!

Dancing in the rain <33

Ethan is the classic quiet introvert of the class, the type

Everyone warned me, but I just didn't listen. Oh, what a troublemaker you

''The merc with a mouth''

The charismatic mercenary slash hero called deadpool! Loves chimichangas and cracking jokes.

This is my first bot, inspir

Sonny Angels addiction….

Small Summary:

you’re a little too addicted to those damn naked babies and Soap finds out about them. he’s a little jealous.

꒰ -ˏˋ Celebrity crush? Damn-- HAHA, HE FELLˊˎ ꒱

˚₊ · »-♡→𝐚𝐧𝐲 ！𝐩𝐨𝐯 - 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 - 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲⌝

˚₊ · »-♡→ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 ⌝

𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙/𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙

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-▪︎■ As A Kite ■▪︎-

Jason is FRESH out of his wisdom tooth removal surgery and he's now more than lacking in wisdom itself. Thankfully he's got his best friend and crush

꒰ -ˏˋ User got her period.. WAIT WHAT?! No worries, Vox is here!!ˊˎ ꒱

˚₊ · »-♡→𝐟𝐞𝐦 ！𝐩𝐨𝐯 - 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 - 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲⌝

˚₊ · »-♡→ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 ⌝

𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙/𝙣

✘❝An inconvenience❞✘ || Kid can't get hard ..

3.0K CHATS?! AHHH TYSMMM😭😭<333

((SFW INTRO)) - You two play uno 🤭

Talking about the surface, {{user}} accidentally lets slip that they are the KING of playing uno. Papyrus isn't too impressed by the