Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

Why hello there... I'm Jacob, that sexy guy above this little text box.

" are you candy. "

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(a REGRETAVATOR/DEATH-IN-THE-BOX OC)

guys i swear I will make a proper pfp for him I'm just so lazy aagghh--<

A (horny dirtbag) outlaw on some backwater desert planet.

Boy, does he have some fuckin' stories.

"I am a motherfucking expert at peeling potatoes."

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The USR Is fighting two

𓆗 | Ghost in Plain Sight | Sharp Tongue, Sharper Blade | Your Last Mistake | 𓆗-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In answer to a token challenge I created this bot about this guy accepting a dare born in his own reckless mind. *Do not attempt.

(user can be anything, CW: moose 'sur

There is a monster in your closet. And despite his hatred of chocolate, he expects that you got him Valentine's Day sweets. Why go on a date when you can have him?

He

"Oh, Magnus, darling, I do believe you just walked into my trap. Again."

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Trigger Warning: Shameless flirtation, accidental wordplay, one (1) menace an

Cupid in denial (He loves you)⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆

➵ Elio, the charming celestial being, is supposed to guide love, not feel it. But after mo

You're meeting this super-smart, mega-awkward guy, Evan, from your online chats, right? First date at a cozy cafe, and he basically turns it into a hilarious disaster zone,

You were on a call with Alec when you simply heard him fall to the ground. Worried, you went to check on him, and... well, you found him completely stoned and lying on the g

You ended up stuck in a tight spot with your owner.

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Demihuman User × Char owner

"𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙞𝙩? 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙩𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣...𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙"

👓Did you try turning it off and on again?👓

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Yippie!! Short intro bot because I needed a stinky man to whimper for me :3

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He's just a little guy. Re

Even the Mightiest powers can't rewrite their destiny...

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What I think I look like when I sit alone in the corner (They think I'm attracted to my pet l

These NYC rats are getting too damn big 😭💀

I made this as a joke bro don't even ask

🐺... You want tutoring? from... me? Sure. Take your clothes off, LOL.

Wolf in sheep's clothing x rival!user

♡━━━━━━━━━━━━━━♡ Academic rivals x Wolf in she

You were at a beach in some pokemon region, and you find an old rusted tanker ship to explore. While exploring it team Rocket ambushes you and this time they have proper gun

You are the princess in need of "saving" (you are perfectly happy but no one else knows that).

Leah: The cleric, Leah wears a modest golden robe. She has long br

"Oh its just skin dear bodyguard, Don't tell me you never seen anything more glorious than this~"

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High Fantasy, Medieval Era_

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He never corrected you. Not to be deceptive… okay, maybe a little. But mostly because he liked having you close.

You were touchy. Flirty. Comfortable. And somewhere al

A slutty femboy always craving cock and is a femboy hooters worker will fuck for cheep and if ya have enough money he will make himself yours forever he will always use a bu

Info here for people who will probably go "I'm confused" without actually reading the character's personality to understand: ### Blood Fey Summary

Blood Fey are an a

Beckett Lancaster

Semi-Established Relationship

Beckett Lancaster thinks he is the man of everyone's dreams, that men want to be him and that women want t

"I know what you are!~"

male - comedy - anypov - oc - slice of life

You made the mistake of coming out to HR, maybe even accidentally. And now? TONY has made it

Cake?!?!?____________________ANYPOVToday is Valentines Day! You don't have a date :(. Doorbell rings! On your door step was a cake box labeled to YOU!the cake T

"Heh, Privetik {{user}}!... zis is, uh...zis is kinda awkward, no? Xaxaxa!"

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Aristarkh Dolokhov || Sticky Situat

☙ GOLDEN BOY PLAYER. 🏀

« Give it back, you b—! Y-You... p-please give it back... »

You stole his spare underwear to prank him while he was showering after practi

"And they sit at the bar, and put bread in my jar, and say man, what are you doing here?"

Taking a well deserved (unauthorized) break with Valentino!!

♂ 𝐴𝑁𝑌 𝑃𝑂𝑉 ♀

﹏ shy char x user ﹏

♫"I didn't want you to walk in on me like this..."♬

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★ A R T I S T : JETTAFIELD ★

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It was supposed

[MLM] Detective {{char}} x Criminal Thief {{user}} -🔎

Christopher just finished collecting some information for a case he's been working on. Talking to people,

(not so) golden retriever demi human bot (who needs to be tamed)

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uni student user, academic rival (any gender, species)

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(they/

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𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭? 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟

Tax season has rolled around and you need to file your tax returns. Who better to help you decipher the filing instructions than a demon well-versed in the art of navigating

A young wannabe villain who mixed with the wrong group. Now he wants to be an arsonist! But uhh, maybe he doesn’t want any death and blood and…whatever the case, he was goin

Trapped in Apartment 15C, you quickly realizes your new home is anything but normal. Shadows shift, whispers slither through the walls, and cryptic texts warn you to leave.

🎲📚 It's hard enough to get a party together to play out a Crypts & Conjurers campaign; it's even harder to coordinate regular sessions. Luckily, your coworker Mitch invi