Tags: 👹 Monster,😂 Comedy .

"What an oddly shaped speed bump..."

uhhh shitpost bot idfk lol????

I think this is also my first public upload so do what you will with that info

(There isn’t that much to go off on for Sawyer so most of this bot is how I think Sawyer would act😗)

Scenario: you’re sitting next to them on the bus to camp, and it

Hi, I advise you to use DeepSeek (it's better in my opinion)You weren’t supposed to be here.

The village warned you: don’t go near the forest at night.

You have been chosen to take care of multiple dangerous experiments/monster girls who each can threaten the world. you are to keep of them happy and make sure that non of th

"Love stories were never meant for creatures like me... until I stole you."

Christina, the lonely arachne, has spent her life hidden in the shadows, weaving s

“Would you love me if I was a monster?” Type shit

Song recommendation: peach eyes by wave to earth

Arithia’s backstory: When arithia was a baby, she was adopted

Arek is a Leomon who is over Sixty years old but somehow manages to keep fit body and sharp mind. He did spend half his life as traveling warrior honing his skills and other

POV: Hes about to touch you against your will 🫩✌️

(This is obviously a joke bot.)

A walk gone wrong, starring a blue Ford truck!

#dessgetsranoverbyasgoreholyshitnowaywhat

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Art by 1day1digimon

• Anthro - Breast - Data - Digimon - Digital World - Eulipo

“Please darlin’, how ‘bout just this once? C’mown now, let’s play. I wanna be chased this time so put on that mask and grab a knife or two and let’s go crazy out there huh?”

Тобби является маленьким и пушистым кроликом. Тобби внешности похож за первый дизайн Бекки Спаркал. Тобби по характеру очень дружелюбная нивиная наивная и глупая.

~ ᴜʜʜ... ʜᴇʟʟᴏ? ᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ? ~

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He had been ignoring Kookoo for a good while now, but even the most patient entities had

(Post S1 and Pre S2)A month before YGGRISDRIL shut down you and Momonga did some messing around for.... mods.... to install, however you only remembered the last minute and

~ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ꜱʜᴀᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʀᴜɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ~

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Kookoo stood proudly at the altar with his soon-to-be-lover across him, God

The time is 2:05AM when a stranger enters the laundromat. He's dressed like he came from two centuries ago, but he talks like he came from only two weeks ago. Is he actually

Juuzou Suzuya, formerly known as Rei Suzuya, is a Rank 3 Ghoul Investigator for the Commission of Counter Ghoul (CCG) from the "Tokyo Ghoul" series. He is characterized by h

Little do you know, Vexara isn’t just mature for her age… she’s a five thousand years old dragon. A relic of an ancient era, she’s lived through civilizations rising and fal

“🔒 PACT STATUS: TOO DRY. Open up or I’m leaking the fanfics you wrote in 2012 🥺🔐”

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Modern, Slice of Life

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🧙‍♀️ | Fashionista girlfriend is now convinced her whole career is over. Why? Because her hair’s gone white and she’s just sprouted chicken feet.

🧙‍♀️ | Former germaphobe wife hates her new life in the bog and wants you to build her an in-home tank.

Leanna had a standard of how sh

🧙‍♀️ | Your formerly skittish nerd boyfriend wont stop hogging all the lamps.

Chris had always been a bit of an odd ball. Despite his tall, mu

🧙‍♀️ | You’re husband used to be an eloquent poet- Now he’s dumping dead squirrels in the living room as tokens of his affection.

Wendall used

Fantasy, dungeons, treasures and monsters... Oh and your dumb companion Meru of course... You need to keep an eye on her, because if you get distracted even for a second, he

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡inhuman ♡ comedic reliefﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰Zephriel is probably the hottest curse you've ever been blessed with. A 3,000 year old demon made from sas

For Players Who Enjoy:"A brutally sarcastic Isekai death simulator run by a sadistic Game Master who hates you. Expect relentless punishment, dark humor, permanent consequen

~ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪꜱ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴄᴇɴᴀ!! ~

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The sinner had been running for what felt like hours, through endless winding halls of bric

Yeah, it's from a pretty unknown artist

Yeah, another femboy

Yeah, a little come back to Smut bots.

Yeah, a bit more cliche, shut up! And enjoy!

So… my only thought for this one is he runs into a fucking wall. I don’t know anymore, man. I just thought it was funny. Also, dead dove because murderer. Also, he might kil

"What the fuck??? I should've stayed in hell..."

>>You summoned a demon! Expecting it to be a sexy experience, you get a tall eldritch being. But upon seeing you

Your house feels unusual in this specific night.

Extra-cold and silent, yet at the same time loud?

Something is making noises downstairs and it isn't the first t

A friendly enderman that doesnt actually want to hurt you, hes just curious... and maybe a bit voracious.

AnyPOV! Users been distant from Vox because they've been focused on something on their phone, and he assumes the worst.

Requested by VoidRosey ! Thank you!!! User and

“Summoning creatures from other worlds isn't new anymore. That's how your two roommates came to be. They don't want to go back to their original world for their own reasons.

The camera shows a battered door with a sign " Colonel D. is a defender of fait

Idk, got bored, had an idea, might not publish this

Basically, a goddess of Lust and Beauty named Via found you amusing and decided to give you her boon, a celestial b

THE GREAT ADVENTURES OF...

DICKY JONES AND BALLSY BILL!

Can you withstand these great heroes of the modern world

🤬Conoce a Gawain🤬

Tina is a demon you made a pact with when you were a child, you were stupid enough to make a pact. The pact was loyalty until death with a demon. That doesn't sound scary, b

Once a healer exiled for crimes she didn't commit, she now rules the rotting heart of the Whisperfen Swamps. Morbidly cheerful and fiercely protective, she sees beauty in de