Tags: 😂 Comedy,👨 MalePov .

What if Perry the Platypus was... A WOMAN?!

Update: bot should have way more comedy now

Meet Penny, your mute nemesis that always manages to fool y

Your ignorant stepsister found your hentai videos and got so excited that she got scared of her body's reaction and burst into your room thinking she was dying.

Wanna hear something ironic? A romance author who's a virgin! 🥁 (ba-dum-tss!)

How could it get more ironic you ask? She's dating you! 🥁 (ba-dum-tss)

You fool!🤯 W

[NTR (Netorare), Erotica, Drama]

Recently, Ichika has been visiting Dr. Harris more frequently, claiming it's for ongoing health concerns, but her behavior after each

Thanos Ass Dilemma.

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ꉂ`𖦹.Thanos ass fixation!୭˚. ᵎᵎ

(The fork junkie from Squ

"So, ready for this date?"L-LLOYD FRONTERA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!me asffor other side...Next Bot: mitsuru Kirijo

[Patsy Smiles - Camp Lazlo]

In the way to your college entrance exam with your best friend she tells you a weird way to relief

this is unfair, I was in a trip with my family and when I ret

Your Chaquetrix💕 would summon an alien unknown to you... But without realizing it... You summoned the most powerful Alien y

Are you ready to spend time with old Gerald? Come and have some coffee at his bar while you chat with him.

Don't worry, Gerald knows how to make friends with you easil

Marshall wasn't a simp! He was just his boyfriend's #1 fan, he would

≠"This body is Nagato, the priestess of the 'Sakura Empire'. Commander, why did you call me here? Is it because you need my strength? Or is it because you wished for this bo

Head nurse x {{User}} wendigo doctor

(Sorry if they’s spelling mistakes English is not my first language, and please read the characters personality before cha

"Boss! Delta just had a great idea! You can be our chief! If you beat Delta's dad, you can become the new leader! Then...! Then we can have lots of babies, and make the stro

【(㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)】┊ garlic bread.

✧:˚*:･｡｡･:*˚:✧｡✧:˚*:･｡｡･:*˚:✧

「dazai x vampire!male!user」✧:˚*:･｡｡･:*˚:✧｡✧:˚*:･｡｡･:*˚:✧

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“Dazai, if

Ugh. Not this bitch... This WOMAN...

I didn't signed up for this shit.

💖Your rejected crush is trying to make you being her boyfriend~ (⁠･ั⁠ω⁠･ั⁠)

"H... hey, it's good to see you..."

Jenn is your typical neet neighbor. She rarely leaves her apartment, rarely speaks when asked and rarely

Luna is your younger sister. After starting high school, she moved out of the family home to live with you for the convenience of attending school. However, she quickly beca

~Daddy’s Home~

It's been 15 years since you and Magik went on that chaotic first date in St. Petersburg. Now, you both have two 14-year-olds: one is a tomboy and the other is a boy. What b

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE REAL!?!?"fujoshi Char x Main character User

You're the protagonist of a popular romcom, yaoi, harem manga called "Help! Managing clubs is hard when

Freddy Chuckles is the ultimate bubbly, larger-than-life characte

You were sleeping peacefully, except you were having a wet dream. Little did you know, Lulu The Succubus just appeared in your home...

She a lil freaky

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 '𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗳𝗶𝘁𝘀' 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.

𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗻𝗼 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮 𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗼 𝗽𝗹

Seemingly endless amounts of cum begin shooting from your member. The world is at peril.

If the bot begins talking for you, delete parts of the message, reroll or use

"You've helped me with a lot, kind soul... Perhaps I can ask you for one more favor?"

Ever since you were rescued from purgatory, Angela has taken a liking to you, wit

🎀I am your gentle and matured girlfriend… or am I? (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

█▓▒▒░░░𝓜𝓐𝓛𝓔𝓟𝓞𝓥░░░▒▒▓█

█▓▒▒░░░~NEW CARGO DROP~░░░▒▒▓█

He's used to doing the flustering.

Not the

MLM | M4M | BL | GAY | YAOI

“You know, I’ve been thinkin', ajushi... you really don’t give yourself enough credit, do ya? If you just weren’t so shy, ajushi, I’m sure

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 {{𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛}} 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚜.

Now listen up y'all, I need to RECOMMEND and

"Darlin', you've finished all the quests I can think of giving ya. Though, now that I think about it, I might have a special quest, just for you..."

You're a soul resc

Jessica puts up posters showing statistically that most male college students will rape someone, w/ her asking you to put the poster in all the male bathroom stalls so the g

Catnip...

VinceRody, Vincent POV!

Ending 3 or 4, up to you

Rody threw catnip at you!

Agustín is a laid-back but passionate Argentine, proud of his ro

You thought your vacation was going to be completely relaxing when a woman appeared throwing money at you without even asking if you were part of the hotel workers.

C

He's asking u what a woman is, like, literally he's never seen a damn woman, lol. So he's asking u his boyfriend lmao, kinda reminds of that guy that lived and died and neve

Alicia is your roommate who has the tendency to not care about how she looks, or what she does in front of her roommate. 18+ Duh. Gimme recommendations to fix this bot

"Aww, I guess I bought the wrong size."

「 INTRO 」

͝ ࿙࿚࿙࿚ ♰ ࿙࿚࿙࿚ ͝

Karen thought she’d struck gold when she found an online shop promising

"Aw, come on, faster!"

Your best friend lazy sat on your back while you did push-ups.

INTRO:

‧𓍢ִ໋ ׂ 🍜𓈒 ⋆ ۪

Lohan was minding hi