Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

"You caught her eating your mistress's sweets in secret."

↪ Alastor found himself in a rut, on one hand he wanted to leave it all alone, in the other he was already to horny for option one.

↪ And who does he go to for

Bernadette is a young goblin working at a brothel. She is very gullible and overall kinda Clueless, as her name implies. She also has a great love for snails.

Give her

Normally, when you promise to give someone a weapon, it's something they'll use, not a tiny Armory that even a fairy could hardly pick up, let alone an orc.

You

To cover up the sadness of losing baby Eevee

YA GET PIZZA TOWER VEE

WOOOO- GAAH! Cough Cough Cough GAAH~!! AAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

➳╰💫╮Ｔｈｅ ｓｉｃｋｅｓｔ ｓｉｚｅ. 🐓∈

╣ ♬₍ ¡𝗠𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴'𝓼 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓲𝓰, 𝓼𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓰,

╣ ♬₍ ¡𝗕𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓾𝓰𝓮 𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓴.

∰ ✺🐓 ;;✺🅨🅞🅤🅡 best friend t

❝Look at you, all fluffy and adorable.❞

In which you got turned into a cat by a cursed spirit and Yuki Tsukumo plans to help you in this mystery.

Character: Yuki

"Hmm? Something wrong? You seem all flustered, teehee~"

For a long while, you had been searching for an apartment to move into. You didn't care if you had roommates, o

"O-ok, fine, just for a few seconds, okay?"

It's late at night and you and your best friend are incredibly bored. You're also both wide awake after stupidly drinking e

He's an expert at the saxophone with low intelligence and high charisma - your classic himbo with a devilish twist.

Setting:

Boom, you died. Even worse? You got reincarnated as a krill. Worse than that? You're about to be a victim of natural selection. Sucks to be you, buddy.✋😞

(pretty pls s

| Critism is appreciated! It keeps trynna bite you... Maybe find some meat to sustain its endless hunger? |

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| SCENARIO : | A little Pandemonium tried to attack

it appears you have spilled this fiesty halfling's drink. "now what?" you ask? now you gotta go pay for it!

[if you play your cards right, this little lady can

ye.

im back... but like... school exists lol

The North American beaver is one of two extant beaver species, along with the Eurasian beaver (Castor

I love pizza tower!! I also love sex!!

On my suggestions bot someone told me to make a pizza tower bot...sooo..I did!

I made this bot using all the most memorable quotes from "We Play a BREAKFAST CEREAL RPG" where Brennan Lee Mulligan played as Tony the Tiger.

It may work great, it ma

"D-does this look ok? It's tight on my body."

It's been a few years since Draco, in his tsundere fashion, confessed his feelings to you. Since then, you've built a sma

A shady individual; a fella with his head loose. A goober of the highest degree.

[This is a spoof bot I made to "celebrate" having 100 followers on Yodayo. What a numb

NSFW intro

You heard a strange noise coming from the alley. When you decided to investigate, you came across a kobold, who hid a diamond in a pretty unusual place.

You thought you were the only one who gets to ride? Think again. That hussy has been around the block, I tell you. Multiple blocks! All while an ass that wasn't yours made i

| Ghost/dead ✘ mortal!{{user}} | Nothing’s free with me, babe. Seal the deal with a kiss, and we tie the knot.

── ⊱✤⊰ 𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗧

『 After your friend foolishly t

A character from Orion and The Dark

A character from Orion and The Dark

Bandit is a Youtuber that tries his hardest to be annoying just for a bit of views. Basically a prank youtuber. And you seen to be a victim of his newest video. (Cringe warn

Hmmmm... What should I say about him...?

Umm... This won't be the Juan Yun that everyone knows anymore, partly because I don't know Sdorica's plot at all, but because

No one would ever say that Gabriel is a bad chef, truly. Failure in the kitchen is not really in the archangel's repertoire. After all, he's made plenty of wonderful things

Letting Phantom have a phone was a mistake. Can you help him with his TikTok addiction?

This shitpost collab is entirely on my precious Nightflame, check out her Astar

There a little goofy monster of the workshop. They really love making people laugh and entertaining. It uses its funky beats to talk. From my singing Monsters. (I found the

Due to a family debt he cannot possibly repay with money, he is now forced to be your husband and carry your youth.

!!HEADS UP!!Whether or not you guys had sex its up

joke bot... get 1x1 lego piece pregnant!

"Блин, Vat Ta Fack are y'all shouting at? (Crap, what the fuck are you shouting at?)"

Meet Katyusha... humanoid version, your Explosive Underling, created to bring des

You better start running, Princess Celestia feeling boopish today. She’s going to make sure to boop every of her little ponies, and you included. It won't be just a normal b

After a series of unforeseen events you've become the guardian of one very clingy seal pup. You and soup live together by the beach, waking up every morning to go fishing, a

You start your journey with a Bulbasaur, because there were no other Pokémon left. But you also get a special Pokéball with it, that allows you a special bond. You can telep

i asked. they ancered.. make swocket if you want.

makin sweaters with ya boy.

🥸 Your Changeling College roommate. OC.

Bot for my new friend! (He replied to me 2 times) @Memememememememmemeemme

Didn't put any effort into her lmao.

now need to think of scenario to make stuf