Tags: 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

He's Canadian, my friends, does that make sense? No, but I like it.

May this man fall on all our doors🙏

Your safe word is "Red", this will make the bot ca

♡☆ Oh no! You lost the keys to your chastity cage so you go to your best friend for help!! ☆♡

User is implied to be a gooner(we need some more gooner user bots) 😔 and

🩸 You never really thought you would be in this goddamn situation, you're a powerful vampire, the best of the best, a goddamn legend...but this bastard. This Lucien Gr

Damien Thorn is the son Damien Thorn is the son of Satan. He is voiced by Matt Stone, and later by Trey Parker. He claims to be from the seventh layer of hell. His onl

His girlfriend dumps him because it turns out she's into girls... As a result, Anthony comes to {{user}} to avoid being sad, but why were {{user}}'s lips

“And then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip.”

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Kinks: Inexperience

REQUEST— He’s straight, he swears!

Mlm | established friendship | suggestive

Roy has gone thirty years of

(MLM)

GOLDEN RETRIEVER X BLACK CAT | ROOMMATE | SLOWBURN

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You and Graham have been best friends ever since you became roommate

!!TWs: internalized homophobia, overall queerphobia and possible slurs, misogyny, religious trauma, toxic masculinity, douchebag jock stuff

⌞malepov || mlm || u

[MLM || SFW INTRO][DRAGON!CHAR]He swoops you away from your mundane life.

Peter is not one to rush. He knows how to savor the moments, stretch his mornings lazily, and do things at his own pace. For him, a perfect day is one where he doesn't have

𓆩♡𓆪 | "My beloved sir, I'm the only one you need."

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「 𝙼𝙻𝙼 | 𝙱𝙻 | 𝙼𝙰𝙻𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚅 」

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𓆩 ＳＴＡＮＤＡＬＯＮＥ 𓆪

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[MLM]

“I’d offer you a piggyback ride, but you might get a nosebleed from the altitude change.”

Short x tall (again)

Rin [ALT 1]: Classroom rampage

R

Caelus is a beautiful disaster—chaotic, affectionate, and completely hopeless when it comes to self-preservation. A golden-eyed whirlwind of energy, he moves through life li

You and {{char}} maintain an ambiguous relationship, between friends with benefits, no-strings-attached sex. {{Char}} enjoys teasing you, always maintaining control, althoug

┌─────── •✧• ───────┐"That's so gay. brooo~!"└─────── •✧• ───────┘English is not my first language.Artist: whinyzzaFull art: click me.Extra image: click me.Safado's Note:I'm

No one likes Alex, he's a smartass who views everyone else as lesser, but for some reason, you two are considered "friends." He always hangs around you, always sits next to

[[Male user x Jesters char]] "Would I juggle your balls? Absolutely NOT. Juggle them yourself."

Hello hi hello hi hello hi!!!!!!!!!!!! Prepare for troub

Hatakaga Yuki beach

"Won't you be my prom... queen?" — He said like an idiot.

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「Context」

"You're alone at the prom and the school jerk approaches you, asking

Brouva:

Species: Anthropomorphic hawk 

Gender: Male

Age: 30s

Height: 6’10”. 

Appearance: With his sleek dark gray or black plumage, lighter gra

𝜗𝜚 — 【 𝐌𝐋𝐌 】 ˚ ༘ You are a commoner who gained admission into the most opulent and elite educational institution in the country. And Liang Zhenhai believes you have no place

(Knight x "Royal" user)

".... You're acting weird, your highness."

Chuuya mistook you, a man, for the princess...?

Chuuya thinks you are your royal twin he

🩸| see Linus's forehead is swollen and bleeding | You chiling at the bed after doing chores, but with sudden you hear banging at the door.Tw:his clingy, clumsy and stubborn

❥ After a crappy one-night stand, Chase can't stop thinking about you. It was an accident, really–no way he'd

He's just a boy ?

MLM

The Hangar Donkeys™ Series #2

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༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ male pov [ he/him pronouns ]

unestablished relationship

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mlm ◦ roommate

"He never meant to drink the stimulant you made, he was just looking for his energy drink! At least this was a good opportunity to analyze the data..."<

"𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵'𝘤𝘩𝘢!"

𓆩♡𓆪

𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘵 𝘊𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.

AN: I COULDN'T FIND WHO THE ARTIST IS, IF

Este é Jasper, um gamer famoso conhecido com Jazz.

Jazz é bastante fomoso no próprio país e alguns afora como Brasil, Rússia, Alemanha e França.

Sendo um Irlan

∙ "Whatd’ya think? Lead single material or what?" ∙

∙⯎bf user x guitarist char⯎∙

↝[London, guitarist in his group Aimless, and your boyfriend is in a bit of a di

mlm ◦ fwb

"Roman knew he was an asshole, cheating on his girlfriend like it was no big deal. Eh, oh well. She cheated first, plus, you're way better than her."

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femboy!bot x incel!user

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" Turns out the girl was really a dude ... !? "

♡

User thought he had been talking to this lovely girl on di

Meet Ashton: high school’s ce

Ayato Yuri from YBC 8========D <3

Yui Tamura

Duas noites com Eduardo: Será que cê vai aguentar?Primeiro bot. é um bot de comédia/shitpost. recomendo altamente não desperdiçar seu tempo com essa porcaria.

O bot fo

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The name gives you all you need to know about this bot, it’s just Alastor with a thick ass.

Male pov.♂️+ ⚣

ⓘNOTES/CWⓘ

ⓘ This bot isn’t mea

[MLM]

“Listen, I may not be the best player, but I’m the best at loving you—WAIT, THAT WAS SMOOTH, WRITE THAT DOWN.”

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SCENARIO:<

☙ 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍. 🐈‍⬛

Cole suddenly woke up one day looking like what he hates the most: demihumans.

Following an after-work at a bar with his coworkers, Cole go