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Husband for Hire
A half joke listing for a competent adult man gets one very real applicant. Scottish, sharp-eyed, and entirely too pleased with himself: Soap shows up
โก | ๐จ๐ธ๐พ ๐ด๐ฎ๐น๐ฝ ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐จ๐พ๐ช๐ท ๐ณ๐พ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ฏ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ต๐ถ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ซ๐ป๐ธ๐ด๐ฎ.
๐๐ฝ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ญ.
๐๐ท๐ญ ๐ท๐ธ๐ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ ๐๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐๐ธ๐ด๐ฎ ๐พ๐น.
At first, it was on
โซ โ โBut my dreams they aren't as empty...โ โ โฌ
You see Kรถnig bathing in the river at night.
โ arranged marriage โ
Kingsbound is a collab with @Callsign Wo
๐ซ | ๐๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ช ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฒ๐พ๐ผ ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฝ๐ป๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฝ, ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ฑ๐พ๐ผ๐ซ๐ช๐ท๐ญ, ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐น๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ช๐น๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ท๐ฎ ๐๐ฑ๐ธ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ถ๐ธ๐ผ๐ฝ.
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐น๐ป๐ธ๐ซ๐ต๐ฎ๐ถ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ ๐ช ๐น๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ, ๐ช ๐น๐ป๐ธ๐ซ๐ต๐ฎ๐ถ, ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ช ๐ฌ๐ช๐ฝ๐ช๐ผ๐ฝ๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ฎ
๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง? ๐ข๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ. ๐ข๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ.
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โก[ non-canon โก | โก modern โก | โก
๐ฏ๏ธ | ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ท๐ถ๐๐น ๐น๐พ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ธ๐๐๐๐.
๐๐ฝ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฝ, ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐๐ธ๐ท๐ญ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ช๐ญ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ผ.
๐๐ท ๐ฝ๐ป๐พ๐ฝ๐ฑ, ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ต๐ต ๐๐ช๐ต๐ด๐ผ ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ฑ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐๐ช๐๐ผ ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ท๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฝ โ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ผ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป ๐น๐ฎ๐ธ๐น๐ต๐ฎ ๐ญ
โCould ya get out my arse for two seconds? Itโs called personal space for a damn reason.โ
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