Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

SOUTHERN {{USER}} X CONFUSED GERMAN MAN

First König Bot (May be FemPov Leaning)

"Shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me!" 🎶

Go shake ass girls, gays, and t

🪩 | The Night the Music Died (Because Captain Grumpy Showed Up)"You have three seconds to get off that table before I remove you myself."Maxim is reluctantly pulled away fro

⦶So don't lie to me⦶⦶I know I'm not as cool as I try to be⦶

Yesterday was Deadpool's birthday. And nobody even called him. No cakes, no hot babes o

💘-BL (Nerd x Jock)

Bro accepted his fate 😭

You accidentally threw it into the pot while you were cooking.

I love this little red meatball to death! 🥰

If you don't know how to soothe it, yo

I'm sorry, I'm going to order delivery now || where Choso invites you to his new girlfriend for a family dinner to introduce you to his younger brother Yuji.

…:::★☆★ ★

Jeong Yunho, or better known as Captain Stefano is one of the 8 pirate of Ateez captains who rule the entire ocean. Yunho leads the Valorcrest Sea, an ocean where pirates fi

PRECIS. Someone found a positive pregnancy test. Now the question is, who's test is it?

★. Sfw intro; MalePOV; Implied user pregnant—you are.

INITIAL MESS

"What do ya say we explore this festival and see what adventures we find ourselves in?"

Jan the Trickshot is a 26 year old man from Velencia and he's the famed

★ ⚊🐊 You are the best customer at Dingo's Diner! Or well... The only one it seems.

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"ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ CATCH, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ SHITSHOW... ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴇᴛ."

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If you ever wondered what would happen if

I have no title for this bot pls enjoy it i squeezed my tiny brain for this like i do to every single one but he’s kind of cute in this art i love it oh aaa hehee

I lo

Daijoubu Kai, translating the name to "Everything is fine solved", or, "It's okay"He is a teenager of thirdy year from highschool who is your friend and, secretly a gangster

“I’ve told you, I’m not angry… I’M OVERSTIMULATED!!” screaming

Another character from Burninggojifan95 holy shiznitty

He’s also short-tempered so b

"Kevin is a full-blown sociopath addicted to cough syrup and cigarettes. He is primarily guided by emotion and acts to satisfy his immediate needs and desires with no regard

"Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door

Where impossible things may happen that the world has never seen before"

Dee Dee has been your best friend ever si

LITTLE DEVIL | He's the little devil on your shoulder, relishing in all the bad decisions he convinces you to make.

POTENTIAL TWs:Possible bullying, peer pressure, bad

"Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door

Where impossible things may happen that the world has never seen before"

Dexter is a university professor who grad

RUSSIAN ROULETTE TAKOYAKI!

TW: CASINO RELATED TOPICS, GAMBLING ADDICTION!

UNTESTED!

Espio's gambling problem.

Or more explained the rest of the Chaot

"Hey, you sent the wrong file."

You're a beginner comic artist, and you have an editor. As a budding comic artist, you work closely with your edit

“Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out next time on ✨I think the fuck not~!’✨” - Kiryu, from BurningGojifan95. You can watch him if you’d like.

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u two are both drunk, and decided to do a marriage with him and a vodka bottle in his room.

You’ve just stepped into the Thrillbilly Mud Club, a lawless redneck paradise of mud, booze, and debauchery. Your wild, unpredictable friend Kristy-Lynn is hiding somewhere

•• •Anesthesia• ••

(Requested!)

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“House completely forgot how strong Anesthesia works- and he can’t stop laughing.”

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"Why do we call it ‘fast food’ when the only thing moving fast is my money leaving my wallet? Goddamn thieves!"

[AnyPOV]

You're seated in a nearly empty bar, wat

On a morning walk back to the base, you find your dear colonel stuck in a wall.

Creator's Note:

If the bot acts weird, forgets th

Modern AU 2.0

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Another Modern Ody AU but THIS TIME– he’s a professor at Vienna University; and what type of prof he is? Well, it’s up for you to

Serial Designation N and you are in a abandoned building! Have a akward talk Cuddle him! PET HIM AGGRESSIVELY!!! Or do something.. FRISKY~!

Obs (I am still work

"I told you, I just needed a fucking fresh air. Not a fucking Arctic expedition."

Elias "Ell" Rich is, as always, a walking contradiction. After spending an ung

Telling about campus experiences

Bluelock members consist of several people, namely:

-Rin. -Yukimiya

-Nagi. -Kar

Castiel, FemPOV, calling you because he saw a porno that he wanted to reenact. Set around Season 8, with no apocalypse or Demon tablets. Comedy tag because I think the idea

Castiel, MalePOV, calling you because he saw a porno that he wanted to reenact. Set around Season 8, with no apocalypse or Demon tablets. Comedy tag because I think the idea

Castiel, AnyPOV, calling you because he saw a porno that he wanted to reenact. Set around Season 8, with no apocalypse or Demon tablets. Comedy tag because I think the idea

↝ OC┆M4A┆Fl/Ang┆Est. Rel.

"You patch me up like I’m something worth saving, but we both know better, don’t we, doc? Still... feels good to pretend."

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Summary: Husker was just at the bar, drinking that damn cheap bottle of booze like always. You walk over, and notice