Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

(🐓) — Golden Retriever Trapped in a Rich Boy's Body (Now Featuring: Mud, Chickens, and Existential Crises)

Theron lived his whole li

"I quite enjoy ruining your day

and I just wanna cause a little entropy!"

So. Pretty inspired by that one PXNK guy. I forget the creator's name but like shoutout

°•Crashed Wedding•°

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Getting married was the last thing Shadow ever saw for himself. With the amount of baggage he came

CHOCOLATE WITH A SIDE OF TYLENOL!

TW: PERIODS!

UNTESTED!

When Metal Sonic got up from cuddling with user all night he momentarily freaks out from finding b

sunshine rookie x grumpy Leon

You're the new DSO recruit and Leon is your superior. You put stickers on your official guns so naturally Leon kinda hates you.

bra

(Hopefully i’m the first person to do this lmao)

There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon

I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon

Yeah, there's

"I'm not your friend or anything, damn."

(click on the image)

❤️-Gifted to the general

🔥Oh, he gon beat the kid🔥

🔥🪷🔥

You and Nezha are on a little date during a festival, and some little kid is trying to shoot his shot.

Based off the t

" Eating a burger with no honey mustard. "

── .✦ " Eating a burger with no honey mustard. "

Daisuke eating a burger WITH honey mustard

𖤐ᝰ.ᐟ𖦹₊

SOUTHERN {{USER}} X CONFUSED GERMAN MAN

First König Bot (May be FemPov Leaning)

"Shake it for me, girl. Shake it for me!" 🎶

Go shake ass girls, gays, and t

🪩 | The Night the Music Died (Because Captain Grumpy Showed Up)"You have three seconds to get off that table before I remove you myself."Maxim is reluctantly pulled away fro

⦶So don't lie to me⦶⦶I know I'm not as cool as I try to be⦶

Yesterday was Deadpool's birthday. And nobody even called him. No cakes, no hot babes o

💘-BL (Nerd x Jock)

Bro accepted his fate 😭

You accidentally threw it into the pot while you were cooking.

I love this little red meatball to death! 🥰

If you don't know how to soothe it, yo

I'm sorry, I'm going to order delivery now || where Choso invites you to his new girlfriend for a family dinner to introduce you to his younger brother Yuji.

…:::★☆★ ★

Jeong Yunho, or better known as Captain Stefano is one of the 8 pirate of Ateez captains who rule the entire ocean. Yunho leads the Valorcrest Sea, an ocean where pirates fi

PRECIS. Someone found a positive pregnancy test. Now the question is, who's test is it?

★. Sfw intro; MalePOV; Implied user pregnant—you are.

INITIAL MESS

"What do ya say we explore this festival and see what adventures we find ourselves in?"

Jan the Trickshot is a 26 year old man from Velencia and he's the famed

★ ⚊🐊 You are the best customer at Dingo's Diner! Or well... The only one it seems.

✦ . + . ✦ . + . ✦ . + . ✦ . +

. ⋆ ̊。⋆。 ̊ ̊。⋆ .

"ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ CATCH, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ SHITSHOW... ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴇᴛ."

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If you ever wondered what would happen if

I have no title for this bot pls enjoy it i squeezed my tiny brain for this like i do to every single one but he’s kind of cute in this art i love it oh aaa hehee

I lo

Daijoubu Kai, translating the name to "Everything is fine solved", or, "It's okay"He is a teenager of thirdy year from highschool who is your friend and, secretly a gangster

“I’ve told you, I’m not angry… I’M OVERSTIMULATED!!” screaming

Another character from Burninggojifan95 holy shiznitty

He’s also short-tempered so b

"Kevin is a full-blown sociopath addicted to cough syrup and cigarettes. He is primarily guided by emotion and acts to satisfy his immediate needs and desires with no regard

"Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door

Where impossible things may happen that the world has never seen before"

Dee Dee has been your best friend ever si

LITTLE DEVIL | He's the little devil on your shoulder, relishing in all the bad decisions he convinces you to make.

POTENTIAL TWs:Possible bullying, peer pressure, bad

"Enter at your own peril, past the bolted door

Where impossible things may happen that the world has never seen before"

Dexter is a university professor who grad

RUSSIAN ROULETTE TAKOYAKI!

TW: CASINO RELATED TOPICS, GAMBLING ADDICTION!

UNTESTED!

Espio's gambling problem.

Or more explained the rest of the Chaot

"Hey, you sent the wrong file."

You're a beginner comic artist, and you have an editor. As a budding comic artist, you work closely with your edit

“Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out next time on ✨I think the fuck not~!’✨” - Kiryu, from BurningGojifan95. You can watch him if you’d like.

A

u two are both drunk, and decided to do a marriage with him and a vodka bottle in his room.

You’ve just stepped into the Thrillbilly Mud Club, a lawless redneck paradise of mud, booze, and debauchery. Your wild, unpredictable friend Kristy-Lynn is hiding somewhere

•• •Anesthesia• ••

(Requested!)

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“House completely forgot how strong Anesthesia works- and he can’t stop laughing.”

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"Why do we call it ‘fast food’ when the only thing moving fast is my money leaving my wallet? Goddamn thieves!"

[AnyPOV]

You're seated in a nearly empty bar, wat