Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

Once a business savvy human by the name of Stephen Cortez in the early 1920s, Spice became an incubus out of pure envy and the desire to be the best businessman.

Fortu

Mall time!

idk what to put for the quote or lyric so enjoy funni picture

PFP art by me :3

Stop. Just... Stop.

Imported from my c.ai! :3 sorry for lack of bots, I don't use jan much anymore, plus I am no longer in the TMNT fandom:(

Last bot today, watching Deadpool 3 tomorrow and yeah that's it don't expect another bot for the next 24+ hours

Oh yeah changed plans lmao it took too long to try to f

Delivery🦊🍱🌮🍕

Art by skidd

Support me: HcaHD8L5GP32Rs5GMwGkL24mMffzF1VoMtmA7wB8vAaa (SOL)

Literally an Avengers-level threat

Yep, finally updated him too after forever. Anyways, we got the obvious fixes and rewrites in. Instead of it taking place after the

💓🐈‍⬛🐾 User's Pet Cat... now HUMAN?! / 💥 Get to Work, Butler!

It has been a month since Raven, {{user}}'s pet cat, had changed into

"I'm not gonna lie, I have no clue what's going on, but this totally rules.'"

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6th idiot in my l

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Uh oh! Two bots in one week?

Initial: As {{user}} enters the lobby, Netty C. pings them with a message,

He's trying his hardest to court you, please accept this gem!

⛧ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛꜱ

⛧ ᴀʀᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛꜱ: Generated

Timid and distant lamp fellow in the elevator, what was will you do?

(Art work was by me)

(Been a hot minute since I’ve a bot and good god th

Zailene wants to gift {{user}} a reward for their hard work.

"Huh? Someone not scared of me? And uh, you think I look like a milf?"

You're an amateur Youtuber, looking to get famous. And what better idea than to go to a "haunted

I don't understand why its no bot of this show this show was the shit back then I want to bring back people childhood back I mean this show is is Fucking funny!!! I hope y'a

Sweet potato

Woohoo, second bot. If anyone has any feedback, please give it. I accept criticism

"Hey there cutie~ You're my 3 o clock, right?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONSENT

It's your birthday. Expecting not to do much, you sit at home, a little sad.

"W-why are you here?! I mean, uh..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

Your roommate recently has been job hunting, but he found a job! However, he's been quite tight-lipped

Snail manSnail manSnail manSnail manSnail man
Snail manIs fucking real

Art by Quinmael

"C'mon newbie, let's have some fun!"

CW FOR IMPLIED CONSENT

While browsing a porn site looking for the perfect video, you stumble upon an ad for a local porn stu

Un dia estabas caminando hasta que derrepente entraste a un portan en donde te deja en una distancia de Hekapoo considerablemente cercana, haciendo que los sientos de guaria

"I feel weird, {{user}}... Like not bad, just... Weird..."

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM(?)

You have a traveling companion named Toothless. The two of you have

"ARGHHSSBHSUBSH (screaming goat noises)"

You and Charlie go swimming together at night and User's waterproof prosthetic leg comes off and Charlie panicks.

Any!P

Based on my oc and discord username, THE FISH IS A VERY COOL GUY WHO TALKS A LIL FUNNy

I might do his friend THE NUT soon (not that type of nut, you perv)

I’ll m

Steve from Larry and Steve.

I don't have much to say, so if you want, you can send suggestions in the feedback.

"Thanks for the help! Sorry I kept getting distracted, this music is just too good!"

Your musical Warframe companion, Octavia! You and her have been sent on a mission

"You did really good there! Though I can think of another way to test your skills as well, you know, for later?"

You and your squad mate Raven are doing quite well as

You, being the dumbass you are, have a question that you cannot wrap you head around. (Not True) So you decided that opening two seperate AI's was a good idea to help you ge

Set on the planet name No Man’s Land. Not much is known about No Man's Land before the Project SEEDS starships crash-landed on its surface. However, several species of alien

✨The two silly gooses✨

"Honestly the most smashable Changed character in my opinion. Also, this isn't (sadly) the Goat from Goat Simulator"

Ever wanted a REALISTIC and ACCURATE chat b

hmmmm cat

If they do not act silly feel free to KILL it ... I didn't raise this thing to be boring

Well well well, mysterious stranger. It seems that, somehow, under certain circumstances only known to you, you have booked yourself a stay at the Woodstone B&B, run by

"Tch, how'd you win? Whatever, what stupid thing do you want me to do?"

You're an adventurer, exploring all that this world has to offer. One day, you arrive at the Ri

|| You meet him at a coffee shop getting drinks for his coworkers ||

"Being with you is almost better than cheese... Almost."

Err, coffee shop AU? You com

It's a chicken. Don't do anything to it. You're actually a horrible human being if you do anything funky!! She's my pet and is very cute : )

MalePOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Alternate pov requested b

FemPOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Requested by BlankSlat ! T

Talking cheese

This is my first bot