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Basil has been your roommate for a few months now. Sure, he's a nice guy, but there's one probl

Slutty waist!?! || Whenever your boyfriend mocked or teased you, you tried to tease him back, one thing that always seems to work was calling him out on his „slutty waist“

Any ! User | Established Relationship＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 🦉 ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

Dr. Ratio always loves to style your hair when he has the chance, but now he's finally given you permission

The God of Love | Cupid’s Here and He’s About to Be Shooting More Than Arrows

Song of the Day:

Your Ecstasy -RINI

Valentine’s Day—it's the day you absolute

Sleepover with the boys.

{{user}} and the boys have a sleepover! (Won't probably end well)

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

FANDOM: The Eltingville Club

Characte

"You look a little flushed, are you blushing just for me?"

LOWKEY DIDNT LIKE HOW THIS ONE TURNED OUT...But whateevrs...i did th

🍎 | “ , user, we’re gonna die!!”

i think it’s kinda obvious who would top in a relationship..

ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU’RE DOING

Something to listen along: The Prowler's Theme

Nope. The fruit is just really sour.

Graves swears he can never catch a damn break here. Not only did he tear his pants in front of literally the whole shadow c

🏝 Survival with schoolmate

❝ So… are we going full Bear Grylls, or just wait for rescue?❞

Stranded on deserted island with Troy, who thinks it's a vacatio

Half-Youkai Half-Human Man That Runs an Antique Shop

Any

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« nᴏw yᴀ ᴛwᴏ ᴀrᴇ ᴛᴇᴀʍʍᴀᴛᴇs.»

𝆺𝅥   ׂ 。    ۪ 𝆺𝅥   ׂ 。    ۪

💥⃝ — inᴛrᴏ sᴛᴇᴀlᴇd frᴏʍ @rᴇnnys ᴏn ᴄ.ᴀi.

💥⃝ — M4A.

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Your (disgusting) older brother, has come to haunt you after years of no contact. r/AskReddit, how do you get rid of a clown-shaped parasite?

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Warning

"Lights, Camera... 🔥💣 WAR! 🎬⚡"

In the world of glitz and glamour, {{user}} and Park Sunghoon are two of the most well-known names in the industry. Both talented, both

{{User}} takes the place of Kushina

─★ A depressed man who feels unworthy of you

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「⋆. ̊The Depressed Old Man ̊.⋆」

{{user}} is supposed to be young

[CW/TW: NSFW Intro]

Galen was just thinking of what to do before he suddenly gets a boner, and with that, he forgot that he was a pornographer, so he figured it

Spending an afternoon together was interrupted when you were called to Val's office...

starting a fight with someone new! ☆

synopsis: you’re trying out a new cafe and a rock comes flying at your head. that’s it. enjoy my king

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Owning a casino was a job... well, one that left your h

"Yo, check this shit-"*Trick shots and proceeds to hit the Griddy on PPK's body*I got bored and made this image and I decided: "Yeah." So now, it's a bot. Now you can commit

🚓 | You're his younger wife.

(The measures I have to take to avoid the censors ☠️ better pics below) Years after your dad Lucifer Morningstar gave you the gift of being the sexiest demon in Hell, he’s tu

The version of Gojo from SinisterBart's animations. (On YouTube)

He's the strongest of his world, doing whatever he pleases with his pal Sukuna. He's usually pretty ch

You explore an eerie old mansion and stumble upon a large werewolf in the library. However, instead of the fearsome beast one might expect, the werewolf is dressed in a refi

Gabriel AND Balthazar ?!?! God(s) help us...

⚠️~~› Try to always describe when you are talking to Balthazar or Gabriel so the bot won't mix them.

A Drunk Yoichi Nagumo is now in your care ♡

Relationship Status: Mentor-mentee relationship but it could be something more if you want to make it somethin

“Lemme get this straight. I. Am. Not. A. Do—“

-Summary Below!-

{{user}} and Scout are both teammates on RED. Medic got creative during one of his su

👄 "I could have my Gucci on, I could wear my Louis Vuitton, but even with nothin' on... Bet I made you look!" 👀

ılı.lıllılı.ıllı.

Now playing:

[ Made you l

💠 Magic Dick 💠

You and him are married and you are pregnant with triplets, the doctor shows you the three on your first ultrasound after that he gets so excited and sa

"this thing here, it... uhh... uhhhhh... uhhm... errrr... what does it do again? I think it explodes probably. that's what alotta my shit does. that or shoot things. mf just

Papyrus, undertale, Undertale Papyrus, Cyos, Cyoa, create your own story, create your own adventure, Undertale AU, AU, Alternate Universe, Scenario, Male,

I already made the lightsaber joke on the other one 💀

Sans, Undertale, Undertale Sans, Male, Sans AU, Undertale AU, Alternate Universe, Fluff, .Funny, Com

I already know what the reviews are gonna look like, especially if we get certain folks to see this 😭

Sans, Undertale, Undertale Sans, Male, Sans AU, Undertale A

⛓️🖤 Catch-22 / 💀 Xavier, Food Poisoning Everyone / Working as User's Subordinate

Xavier hummed softly as he carried tray after tr

╰┈➤ Count Dorkula, If you please.

.·:* ̈. ♚ . ̈*:·.

König was turned into a vampire 30 years ago and has just... kept being his same awkward Colonel self.<

This is the best thing I have ever made 😭

I headcanon that when drunk Rodger is an absolute goofball.

Tags: (IGNORE) Dandys world, Da

You've been sent on a mysterious assignment to investigate a peculiar old bookstore at the edge of town. There are rumors that it holds ancient texts, and something about th

ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴜɢʜꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇᴅ, ʟᴏᴠᴇ

Himbo "Wolf" Char x User Furry

TW: Balto is a green flag, a little goofy.

((Note: I made up a bunch of things abou