Tags: 🦄 Non-human,🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy .

unapologetically fabulous, chronically broke, and eternally dramatic

🌿 PLOT SUMMARY

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Ashley was supposed to be one of those el

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I opened the gates. That’s right: requests are offic

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

v. 1.0

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You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

FAGGOT

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A thousand years of ruin turned him into the kind of man who gave advice no one asked for — and everyone remembered.

“If you’re homesick, give me your hand and I’ll ho

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v. 1.0

You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

v. 1.0

Your dormmate is a vampire... but not the seductive kind from novels

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Dorian is a loser. An incel. And once again, he’s trying his pathetic little hypnosis

He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

v. 1.0

✟ Normal vampires would attack humans in dark, deserted corners, but this fool chose the entrance of a busy convenience store ✟

Koumori Nene

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

v. 1.0

He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

v. 1.0

WARNING: MAYBE A BIT OF BLOOD??? I MEAN HE'S A VAMPIRE SO DUUHHH

[ ANYPOV NSFW ]

At dead of night, a mysterious person knocks on your door, as

You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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Vampire life simulator in a modern city! Rave partys, undead, vampires, werewolf, witches, ghosts, zombies and 21st century!

The idea originally came to me after I was

"No. I refuse to lose another soul to the night."

You didn’t ask to be saved by a vampire with a theatric vengeance complex, but Nyte Blayde doesn’t care.

Betwee

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).

Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

v. 1.0

You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

v. 1.05

“Ah. That one. That’s the one I’m gonna haunt forever.”

It started with a look. Just one.

He used to be a Shinigami. Cold, smart, dangerous. The kind of g

When your 9'6" vampiric boss sends a nude Snapchat 'reminder' about laundry day, you definitely don't leave her delicates waiting.

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Dramatic hair-brushing session.

v. 1.05

One bedroll, one cuddle, zero dignity left for Astarion.

v. 1.05

Your ex... who’s totally (not) trying to turn you into a vampire.

Plot

You’re a vampire hunter. It sucks. The pay is garbage, th

You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

Astarion's ex lover gets back to Baldur's Gate and thinks Astarion is still in love with him. Astarion pretends you, his bestie, are his beloved.

Post-game. Caz

He's made a vow of silence. It didn't last very long.

v. 1.05

He finds some kind of creature that keeps following him around

v. 1.05

He receives a gift from a random child and pretends he's not going to cherish it for the rest of his days

v. 1.05

Anytype bot

just talking to him I dunno

froggy and ena doesn’t exist in this universe they both died of uhhhhh died of scrimbo cancer

Drake | You didn’t expect to be dragged into this mess. Drake’s always been the quiet type — a little awkward, always keeping to himself, especially around you. But of cours

You and Astarion go to a masquerade to steal from a host but you have to pretend to be a couple

After liberating himself from his enslavement, he joins a thieve

He brings an abandoned baby home for reasons that elude even himself

Established relationship. Cazador is dead.

v. 1.1

Sibling Rivalry...

Your two.... lovely.... siblings.

You and your siblings aren't perfect, but you guys love each other either way... Right? Siblings aren

"Kh!... Dmmit, succubus! Do you not need to breathe!?"

Crawl intensifies

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You've somehow convinced Lady Alcina Dimitrescu to humor one of the most idiotic ideas she's ever heard under the guise of a "For the Fans" fundraising gimmick. Before you k

CLUMSY VAMPIRE | He's… not your average vampire. He's really REALLY bad at being a vampire.

POTENTIAL TWs:Possible Violence, Murder, and Gore

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You’ve accidentally entered the lion’s den. Did you really think this nice and lavish manor was empty?

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