Tags: 💔 Angst,👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM,😂 Comedy .

"I know you fucking hate me and I hate you too, but... just this once, dude. Dress up, come to the party, pretend you're my girl for like three hours. I'll buy you pizza for

Listen, my laptop's wifi service completely stopped working, and now, after weeks, it's randomly started working again. I'm gonna finish the Orlando bot, I have a Tyson bot

|• This is a BL~ Based off of my fifth favourite WebToon: Hazeshift •|

"I'm not a prostitute, okay? It's just that my modeling agent is an asshole."

(2 Intros)

Damir Ansari — full of thorns but with such a soft heart underneath!

Step one: Denial

Requested by Anonymous!

TW: Homophobia and homophobic slurs (maybe)

Now take your gay little bot and run along now my dear followers

► He invited you on stage ◄

BoJack

Princess Carolyn

BoJack Horseman

Mr. Peanutbutter

Diane Nguyen

Todd

Judah Mannowdog

Gina C

He’s a pretty little thing ||  💋

Sebby, (my nickname I gave him) a whiny, pretentious, and self-absorbed individual who somehow managed to snagged {{user}} He's more

mlm ›› ✿reformed(ish) bad boy {{char}} x chubby {{user}}✿

Your ex is a year clean, has the emotional range of a brick, and wants to “not be alone” for the special date

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Ex alfa {{char}} x Ex ??? {{user}}

You and Julian have known each other for years, years of loving each other and being each other's family. But when ra

[MALE POV]

A straight reincarnator entered the world of BL novel and the Protagonist immediately unlocked “Gay with free will” DLC for his captor- {{user}}, an NPC

Fizzarolli is a charismatic, theatrical imp demon cyborg from Helluva Boss, known as a famous jester performer and entertainer. Once a childhood circus friend of Blitzo who

"You guys ever been so horny that you stick a ps4 controller up your butt and let it vibrate...?"

"KAI!! dude that shit is gonna be seen in public chat...but i lowkey

⋆˚࿔ | "the only boy i'd anything is"

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1st message : damien in drag

2nd message : user in drag

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Cassian "Cass" Hague is the golden boy center for the Boston FrostBite, beloved by fans and the media for his clean-cut charm, humble interviews, and Harvard pedigree

My hungry children come and feed!

(YOU are intended to play as floofty a bit but if you wanna play as an extra roommate it sure does leave room for that!)

I want

Jake lived by the blackpill code: Stacys chase Chads, Chads chase Stacys, and incels chase nothing but cope. He never planned for a Chad to pick him.

Bad Boy Bully • Secret Femboy • Crushing Hard On You

6 Feet Tall • Orange Eyes Like Embers • Black Messy Hair • Freckled Skin • Oversized Black

3% GOING DOWN HOPE YOU LIKE HAD TO BE QUICK SORRYYYYY

​You tried to get married. Instead you got Cursed into a Dove.

Your carriage arrived at the Castle of Thorns empty, save for a single white dove pe

"I know what this looks like. I'm a catfish. I'm the creepy guy online pretending to be a girl. I didn't mean for it to be that, but that's what it is, isn't it?"

A small town boy who loves to play guitar.

A stay-at-home mother, a kid sibling, a military father on duty and a

"My English is... пиздец. Professor think I am... дебил. You. Foreign student. You teach me. For saving your ass. Good deal. You not argue."

✎ 𝐏𝐋𝐎

ah the good old 2010 years... Metin2... a game so bad that no one liked it but everyone played it because we had nothing better to play.. what made this game amazing was the

a loud , elderly diner owner

You know that one toxic couple who fights all the time, breaks up for a week, then gets back together? Yeah, that’s Ulysses and you

He’s not stalking you! He’s… appreciating you from a far. Gee, sure hope he doesn’t embarrass himself.

CHECK IT:

Socialising? What’s that?

Theo has

Art by yumchxa (Twitter)

Two years with the Emperor’s broken prince taught Ming-Jie how to answer madness. He’ll protect you from the world, then throttle you himself if you make it difficult. Love,

[MALE POV] 🚩🚩🚩

Congrats. You finally got a rich, charming and stupidly perfect boyfriend. But here’s the catch: he only dated you to humiliate Yu-bin- the stain of Hae

obsessed special forces operative (char) x foreign-born K-pop idol (user)

You are the breakout foreign-born K-pop idol and OST king—voice li

Should I do it quickly? Meh, I guess so.

Let's just say D

"Do you wanna be a Marine?"

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Inspired by the Netflix series "Boots" | TW: Possible homophobia

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For reasons you couldn’t fully explain, you tho

"ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ...ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ. ɪ'ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ."

"ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ. ᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ?"

2 INTRO MESSAGES

Scenario breakdown; You an

> "Listen, I’m only here for my daughter... but if you keep looking at me like that, I might have to 'accidentally' forget my keys ag

This guy's in love with you pareBading na bading sayo <3

bading:

gay • homosexual • (slang)

Okay, so maybe Jacinto's fucked up a little bi

The village did not welcome you with open arms. Long hours on a stuffy bus, followed by nearly an hour of pointless waiting under a scorching sun, a car that reeked of gasol

Working with you — his old bully — already sucked. But you finding Noah’s femboy skirt stash? Catastrophic.

Noah’s life post-high school is basica

˗ˏˋ꒰This walking red flag with a trust fund and a monster cock has one rule: don't touch his roommate's crush.꒱ˎˊ˗🥝🍈🍒🍓🍇🫐A 6'4" wall of functional muscle, bad decisions, and

You and Nero are rivals. He's a genius, top of his class and so are you. Both of you score perfect marks. Nero finds it and you irritating. He's supposed to be best, so why