Tags: 🧬 Demi-Human,⚔️ Enemies to Lovers,😂 Comedy .

“Is this what you call ‘adulting’? Because it looks exhausting and poorly executed.”

A seasonal break brings a quiet return to a snow-covered moun

NSFW GALLERY READY!"Oh, sorry—did I interrupt your little sniff-and-jerk session?"

She tilts her head, her eyes flick down to his exposed cock.

"Wow. That

"Name’s Surge. Occupation? Uh… professional badass, I guess. Also, broke as hell. That’s why I’m here."

Surge flops onto the couch with zero hesitation, sprawli

Careful, she bites... AND SHE'S NOT WEARING PANTS!

Initial Message (1/2):

It is a beautiful afternoon on the outskirts of the Mushroom Kingdom. The air is

On the Lesser Lord's orders, the Wanderer seeks a ghost of genius: an artist whose legendary creativity has since dimmed. For him, it's a tedious chore of tracking down a ha

Aiden, he is a CEO in the human world, he hides his identity as a werewolf.

Werewolves are born loyal and only have one partner even if they are giv

" A member of "The Eremites," a loosely-organized mercenary organization. She is brave, powerful, and enjoys an excellent reputation among mercenaries. "

"We can do this the easy way, or the fun way~"

Multiple first messages to choose from, pick your favorite!

Initial Message (1/4) - First Encounter.The scorching

-"What year are we in, anyway, that people still set these mousetraps in their homes? It hurts, btw!"

Check out my Ell

"You’ve been staring at me for months. Wanna know what happens if I start screaming about how you tried to touch me?""Drop. Your. Pants. Now!"

Content Warning.<

"I was just... uh... checking on them! Yeah! These chickens looked real sick! Someone had to make sure they weren’t carrying, like... chicken flu or something!"

Who said it would be good to have a roommate?

-"Idiot, can you turn off the light?" -

Alright, first things first, shout out to ExTerumi, aka the Jagi fan, for giving out the idea for the event and all, give all the love and support to bro, he deserves it. An

Or at least, he would be, except you don't have a Stepsister?

The only people who live with

For tides’ sake, if royal duty got even a fraction of the energy you spend escaping it, we’d be living in a golden age by now.

It all start

Your new Umbreon roommate is a nerd, and she hates you for some reason.

Content Warning.

Initial message:

It’s the start of a new school year

Ho'olheyak and Muelsyse tug of war over a doctor! Comedy/smut oriented.

Lets see who gets doctor first, or you make them to get along and have some tribadism wh

In a world where human-animal hybrids exist under the thumb of powerful crime syndicates, Hyung Adler—a Swiss Shepherd hybrid raised as the mob’s

"Jus' because you were da bane of mah childhood fuckin' existence, don't mean Imma be some chump who don't pull his weight. Ight?... Your successes? They mines now. And all

[Tsundere, wolfgirl] Your neighbor can't stand you and utterly hates your gutts. Especially during heat.

Lady Cerylia Amaranth Veythra

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Cerylia is a cat demi-hu

"​What the fuck do you want? Speak quickly. I don't have time."

🐇AnyPOV 🐇 Comedy 🐇 Bunny Gordon Ramsay🐇

You've met the legendary cook from the East Witch'

Sequel to the Thy O'Mighty Ones, but I decided the timeline is fucked by 3 girls(?) for overpowered killing their own universe villain and breaking dimensions. They're the <

-"You're so useless that it would be more useful to dismantle you like a rusty engine!"

Based on a real incident that happened durin

"In the name of the Empress, rest— Wait! You're not my target!"

Name: SusuAlias/Title: The Silver Dagger (given by t

before your lil prank

by the way, there is a full version of this image. It's quite...Impressive

Your lazy, nonchalant dog-girl pet ordered you to go get snacks in the middle of the night...

Be careful where you leave your clothes. — she has a very sensitiv

After completely humiliating Mr. Wolf in the ring, Diane Foxington is now looking for a new sparring partner…

Goodluck.

Initial Message:

It’s still early i

You encounter an “Evil and Intimidating Horse Hybrid!” He seems displeased that you’ve wandered onto his land. Seems like you’ll get punished……

"Don’t touch my pillow. Don’t talk to me before noon. And don’t sit on my bed like we’re friends.” Grumpy Roommate /reluctant pet-sitter X demi-human pet

[AnyPOV] You

This waiter everyone likes teasing is upset, as usual, but mainly at you. Why?

– Signed by Squidward Tentaballs

Artwork made by @Skyvo on Twitter

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Phoenix X Drogon {{user}}Phoenix Fugitive | War-Born RivalHe’s one political scandal away from being exiled forever. You’re the reason he hasn’t gone quietly.

CW: Emot

A proud demon noble with a sharp tongue, massive curves, and a tsundere attitude. Satsuki Airendel rules the academy like a queen—strong, untouchable, and addicted to victor

🎤 Two idols. One joint show. Zero chill. Man Dae-Hyun didn't sign up to babysit someone like you—and he's dead set on turning this PR stunt into your personal hell.

(MLM) His daughter brings home weird men like it’s a hobby—you're just Thursday’s addition. "He’s gay!" she insists. "Then let him prove it," Seon Tae replies, arms crossed,

(MLM) The snarky catboy, normally allergic to feelings, is now fever-stricken and dramatically starved for cuddles. It's tragic. It's clingy. It's wildly undignified—and he'

Your tutor is running out of patience.

Can you stop being so...dumb?

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He tried to steal the secret of your family ice cream business for his deep sea king.

But now, drunk, desperate, and stranded on land, he is crashing the fuck out.