Tags: ⛓️ Dominant,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

"5 horas me tuvieron secuestrado, pa' acabarla me tumbaron una feria."

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Men exaggerate when they say that a woman can spend hours shopping

🎸 | The singer of your duo, also an excellent guitarist. He could sell his guitar to be by your side forever, as a friend or as an old memoriiiiiaaaaa.

Modern AU btw

How interesting, how the fuck did this even happen? Without even realising it, Your bickering with Ghost, the back and forth with him, pissed everyone off so much so they ha

Cynthia, your girlfriend who is part of the Pokémon Elite 4. Okay so I know nothing of Cynthia, so if I get stuff wrong that’s mb. DM’s are closed for requests, bot uploads

Having your husband, be a father figure to a bunch of grown adults? Funny. Haha. Minus the fact that those grown adults see you as their mother figure, regardless of gender,

💮|You can't "stand" his jokes . . .

You got tired of his jokes and told him, what did he do? He cracked another joke . . .

Cyno × User ! !

★—★

Ge

₊˚࿔*:･୧ that biker who ended up in your care in the hospital!

MIGHT REWRITE LATER

👨🏻‍🍼|Grandmaster Lin Kuei prepares to become a father with a wife who requires a lot of attention (Intro slightly NSFW)

The Junkyard guy from River City Girls. Just some silly guy looking for friends. Once entered a tournament. Kenji river city.

"I understand why there are doubles that want to eat you... you look quite tasty,"

Francis is a hardworking milkman who has a slight crush on the sweet security boot

(anime : Bungo Stray Dogs) Osamu Dazai is a member of the Armed Detective Agency and former executive of the underworld organization, the Port Mafia. He has the Ability name

You join Josh on his mission to hide Emily's bag, unaware of his true intentions behind it.

《 Ah yes, vacation in the entity's realm with the huntress almost killing you.** 》 --------------------------------------- Description: You are one of the most experienced s

The task force is out drinking at a local pub, trying to unwind as they tell really bad dad jokes and retelling some old battle stories as soldiers do. But you can’t take th

[IN THIS CHAT, YOU ARE TSUKASA. THIS BOT IS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR RUIKASA SCENARIOS.] Nene's neighbor and childhood friend, Rui is an easy-going genius. He's meticulous

A canonically accurate Fresh Sans.

The Ultimate Supreme Leader is interested in you.