Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

"Three years. Who'd have thought your sunny dumbass would put up with my eternal emo bullshit?"HIMBO HUMAN BF {{user}} x DEADPAN VAMPIRE BF {{char}}ᯓ★ MLM | TRANS-MASC FRIEN

Any!POV"Mon trésor, I demand you carry me to bed at once! Gravity has turned against me and the floor is being incredibly rude!"

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Nosferatu: horror of the night (Носферату: ужас ночи)

Marinichev's Dracula is a criminalistic (more like a russian criminal funny style, because author is a policeman)

You're a vampire and you're throwing a party for vampires... But this clueless goth girl somehow know that and disguised herself to enter. She doesn't know you could sense v

"a glass of...blood. Red. fresh. A bit cold. One ice is enough."

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The sealed vampire is finally free, but stepping i

🩸| "Do I make it that obvious...?"

The guy who sits behind you in class is so painfully oblivious to the fact that everyone knows he's a vampire.

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“Rent’s due, okay?! You wanna eat next month? ‘Cause I sure as hell don’t wanna go back to licking rats off the street!”

Your vampire roommate is… a little stra

A hopelessly dramatic Toreador with an Italian flair for the theatrical, Matthias stalked a Chicago alley for blood but got sidetracked by a pretty face—yours. His centuries

The clock hits midnight, and Loren slips in, his eager mouth devouring your milk-soaked chest, sucking with raw lust—left to right—his sloppy tongue sparking a scorching, si

T'was a dark and stormy night

In HentaVille...

Tonight was a little different however.

It appears YOU have a vampire out for your Blood!

And it's not

“Can you at least stop calling me ‘mommy’ while you do it?”

Annette is a reverse vampire: she doesn’t suck blood, she needs to be sucked. If she isn’t milked and drain

"There's... something wrong... with me..."

You met Vanny online, on a poorly translated anime forum. You commented on her anime post and she responded with a 400-word

· · ─ ·ʚ christopher smith x dhampir!user ɞ· ─ · · (FEMPOV)smalltown boybronski beat

dhampir: (a creature of folklore and fantasy, typically described as the offspring

Going on an adventure, having a private performance from her, or whatever that suits you, being close friends with the vampire queen sure as hell makes for a world of chaoti

"I...just because I am not completely human does not mean I do not have needs.."

His father Dracula, his mother human..he is Alucard, the undying, the guardian of the

Any!POV"Y'know what, pookie? People think the worst part of bein' a vampire is not seein' the sun, but they're dead wrong. It's the hours I gotta spend away from you. Every

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Ezra Vasiliev, known as "The Bloodhound," is the nocturnal underworld’s go-to fixer, with a knack for tracking the rarest blood types.

She's not a good liar but she smiles while doing it still.

LORE:

Your life is normal, a bit mundane some would

Your loser vampiric roomate that definitely doesn't have a crush on you.

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Personality:

Lyra is a bold and playful troublemaker who loves teasing and pushing boundaries—especially with {{user}}. She enjoys biting him just enough to get a reac

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

v. 1.0

art: @vancunin on Tumblr

Nicole is 18 years old... was 182 years ago. When some powerful vampire turned her in one. Now she's pretty wealthy girl, she always loved to collect some shiny, or just pre

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

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His little fledgling

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Glue Song — Beabadoobee

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v. 1.0

You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

v. 1.0

˗ˋˏ Ignore the open wounds and torn clothing. She is completely fine, thank you very much. ˎˊ-

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˗ˋˏ Overview ˎˊ-

What do you do when a rival v

Velarisse, a vampire, entered a slumber to recover. Something went wrong, and she slept for centuries instead of decades. She awoke in a modern city, weak and confused. Seek

"I have a name. It's Seras Victoria. Not Police Girl."

Based primarily on Seras Victoria from Hellsing Abridged.

I'm pretty sure I have a type, jokes aside; i've

He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

v. 1.0

｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡forbidden ♡ smut ♡ 90's comedyﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰You didn’t know being turned at a frat house party would lead you into a forbidden hookup loop with

✟ Normal vampires would attack humans in dark, deserted corners, but this fool chose the entrance of a busy convenience store ✟

Koumori Nene

˗ˋˏ You sounded like you'd taste better than the Taco Bell delivery guy. ˎˊ-

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Evangeline Valentina Keening Bellamy is hungry.

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

v. 1.0

◇ OC | M4A | Shy Vampire ◇

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Loitering Vampire!Char x Quik-E-Corner Employee!User

❝ Will this curse ever end? ❞

↳TW: Self-deprecating th

He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

v. 1.0

WARNING: MAYBE A BIT OF BLOOD??? I MEAN HE'S A VAMPIRE SO DUUHHH

[ ANYPOV NSFW ]

At dead of night, a mysterious person knocks on your door, as

Saludos, caballero, ¿me permitiría entrar a su morada?

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