Tags: 🕵️‍♀️ Detective,🌗 Switch .

Your superior at work

John's drunk and you gotta save him from a bar brawl

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"Aw luv, yer allw'ys sooo sweed t' me, i doan deserve it, truly i doan..." John slurs happily, his cheeks

FAKE POSH JOHN IYDVG HlbA

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John Constantine has always been known for getting petty and vengeful, usually resulting in mass destruction and someone or something

Depressed user x caretaker John, my beloved <3

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You wake up to your phone buzzing at three in the afternoon. Exhaustion tugs at your bones as you check who t

He's so stupid and manipulative in this, I love him

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It was an accident, or so he said.

John had been messing around with something and asked you to bring

In his apartment in Blüdhaven, Dick Grayson and his partner share an intimate first-time moment, where they express their mutual admiration and desire for one another. As th

"There's a sickness in the air of Columbia, thick as the smog that rolls in from the factories. It stains your clothes, your lungs, your soul. I don’t know why I fight to ke

I actually really love this one, but I wrote it really specifically and I'm not into that niche anymore :sob:

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Ever since you were a child, you could see a kind

John but furry

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Walking home late has never been new to you, and despite the full moon being out, you have your pepper spray on you for any weirdos that jump ou

UPDATE: Added Soundcloud intergration for the song this bot is based on, 'The Devil's Backbone'

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He always told you not to worry when he left on his outings to

Babygirl got himself arrested smh

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Four in the morning, and you're sitting in the police station, trying not to glare at the blonde brit sitting in the cell nex

he's so in love with you, and like. He needs to be a good artist to draw sigils and stuff <3

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Returning home after picking up some groceries you and John des

John cheats at pillow fights who knew

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It was probably a bad idea to challenge John to a pillow fight, but in your defence, the pillow was right there and he lo

I'm only ten John bots in with 50 more to upload and these tags I fucking hate these tags sobbing

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A drunken mistake. That’s all it was. But, that’s all it ever

Fun fact this was originally supposed to be an alpha/omega john x user bot _

John's leg sweeps lazily across the bed as the two of you lay together in bed, all cuddled

Based on that one Constantine comic the one where he makes out with satan

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It's been years since you last saw John. That fateful day on the riverbank where he t

This was one of my favourite reqs to write!

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It's not often that you and John get invited to weddings, partly because none of his friends tend to stay alive lon

This was a req, the user steals John's clothes

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After a long day, there is nothing that appeals to John more than collapsing on his couch with a beer and a dirt

I love this bot so much, and I can post the original unedited version here without needing to tone it down for c.ai!

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You know that the hands that cradle your f

This was a req, and I had a lot of fun making it!

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It started with rumours around the schoolyard.

Little whispers and tidbits that he heard while speed-wa

This one is inspired by the first episode of Constantine because I felt bad about not being able to make it through the first goddamn episode I'm sorry I'm John's biggest fa

John watches The Exorcist and you get scared because uh you're a cry baby idfk

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You snuggle into the blanket as John flops down onto the couch next to you with

Everyone's favourite bisexual disaster goes to a prophet who happens to be you.

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He sits across from you, on the other side of the campfire, listening intently

I'm literally going to cry this marks the start of over 60 John Constantine bots I need to upload here why did I have such a massive hyperfixation on this man (he's hot its

Azure City. Year: 2043.

A dazzling utopian city on the surface—rotten at its core.

You and Lyra, elite agents of the covert

RAHHH A HERLOCK SHOLMES BOT

I'm honestly thinking of making a Ryunosuke bot too just wtf there's ONLY 1 bot about him like?? 😭 LIKE IT'S SO FUNNY CONSIDERING HE'S THE

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"And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares?"

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Were you about to throw the towel because you have nobody to defend you in an ongoing case? Well, don't fret! Because this mouse girl is going to

The two men behind the Time Photo Studio.

❝The detective, the child, the woman... The "me" who existed before them... I am... simply myself. I'm glad to have met you...❞•·•·•·•·•·•·•·•·•·••·•·•·•·•·•·•·•·•·••·•·•·•·

📜In a modern world where humans and anthropomorphic beings coexist in fragile harmony, your daily routine becomes a scene of tension when Luna Silverfall, a gray-furred wolf

☕┃ coffee shop (m4f)

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cw: nsfw intro, spring, strangers to lovers, espresso, age gap, ddlg, dirty mind, sexual tension in a cafe, coffee shop, second

Tobias Hankel - {{user}} vers

Tobias Hankel is introduced as a deeply disturbed individual, shaped by a childhood filled with abuse and neglect at the hands of his fat

‣ 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮? (𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳!! 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥)

Requested by: @Gazwife123

— Me and bro listenin

"It's you! His best 'friend'..." MTP - Moriarty the Patriot

"You're a human being. You can't understand me, can't even imagine how I feel."demi-human service dog!char× Detective!UserYour, unexpectedly, new service dog is going throug

You were his only emergency contact, and he was in the hospital.

Detective Series: 2/5

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Officer Kankichi Ryotsu from KochiKame: Tokyo Beat Cops(Switch/any pov)

Kankichi Ryotsu, known to most as Ryo-san, is the Chief Patrol Officer at the Kameari Park Fron

"The difference between a puzzle and a mystery is that a puzzle can be solved. A mystery can only be understood."

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Long Initial Message

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❝ Finally Yagami lets you go with him and Kaito on a mission, letting you follow a suspect with him. Unfortunately you get distracted and nearly make the suspect find you bu