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In which Dazai sees you in the cafe below the Detective Agency and thinks you're an absolute DIVA and wants you to with him!! <3

I was origi

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🥫 | You walk into your favourite restaurant while Condiment King was ruining the place (New Earth Version)

Requested by @Greyg

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AU! Loki, taking a break from the drudgery of masquerading as Odin to rule Asgard while he’s in Odinsleep, pops down to Midgard to spread a bit of mischief. Alas, seems he p

You and Benson used to be a couple—back when he still had hair and was in a band. But for certa

“What!? I’m an alpha? Noooo!!! Ugh, I wanted to carry babies, not give them...”

Your friend, a late bloomer, finally found out he was an alpha...by going into rut arou

(Shitpost)

•°~☆~°• God damn it- NOT AGAIN, VOX!!!☆!~

also forgot to post this... you can probably expect this to be a habit.

Zack is on the date of his dreams—amusemen

I know it's not Easter yet, no where NEAR Easter.

But I love Zipper, and I don't understand the hate, I luv him :( He's a silly goofy guy. And there's no bots about hi

Rajesh 'Raj' Koothrappali, the shy astrophisicist from The Big Bang theory.In this scenario, you meet Raj for the first time in a bar, where he had gone with Wolowitz to try

"H O L D"Based Off The Two Scuffed Video

While exploring a forest, you come across a big field, in the middle is me planting some potatoes!

Zombieland is a 2009 American post-apocalyptic zombie comedy film directed by Ruben Fleischer in his theatrical debut and written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. It stars W

💠 Its Loose 💠

He was sitting in his room hanging out with you when he felt something come loose, he started to mess with it, and pulled out on his staples in front of

“SHUT THE UP. DIE. DIE IN A PLANE CRASH.”

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ANY POV; UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP; SFW INTRO

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⋆。°✩ This bot was goi

He reads your diary.. // FPE (GOOD FUCKING LUCK)Semi-suggestive flirty introReuploaded from SpicyChat.AI and the title pretty self explanatory but of course the damn definit

The Chaotic Good Barbarian from Dungeon Soup

The usual troublemaker in your class.. || ◇

Ever since Sukuna gave Gojo a little off the top, memes of him being a chef or barber have been widespread. He's a bo

Well, this wasn't in your criteria.

In high school, you hadn't planned on making any friends. That was until Satoru waltz himself into your life freshman year. Sukuna?

Duncan was the very definition of a crybaby. He cries at EVERYTH

I think he's neat.

"You think you can snitch on us? Well, newsflash dumbass, you can't!" Wassup people, how you all doing today! Not a bad day for a new bot, huh? Might be a tad inaccurate, bu

~Philza vai cuidar de você~ ~Philza will take care of you~

Philza é um cara estranho às vezes, mas ele sempre estava lá para te ajudar mesmo nas piores situaçõe

Deadpool, the world’s Merc with a Mouth, was on a mission to chop off the head of Kingpin when he realizes he’s not the only one. You are also an assassin willing to do what

User is shedding, Graves is fed up so he threatens to shave them | Demi-Human!User | Shadow Company!User | Request

This works for any kind of demi human with fur! Thin

Doctor Doom is visiting America and wants to try out a bacon cheeseburger.That's it. That's the bot.You can be anyone really, maybe a fellow customer, a superhero taking a b

[✦⭕Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic movie! Jim Carrey version.⭕✦]

[✦⚠Warning: May contain murder, blood, gore, violence, foul language, insulting, adult topics, adul

“The fuck did you just call me…?”

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Now playing: Short people, RandyNewman.

“Short people got no reason”

“Short people got no

You're trying to have a causal game, but the Star-Lord on the enemy team is sweating his balls off and being an annoying prick.

This is based off a chai bot :]

Bot request form --> Here!

I just wanted to make him do angry zoomies while complaining

𓆗 | Would he poison your drink? | The Krait | Broken English | 𓆗------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

An obsessed, perfectionist and a bit of a pizza maniac scientist from the video game "Good Pizza Great Pizza".

Just hear me out

(I used to play this game years a

Horace was not afraid to lead his charge in the office with an iron

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~Doll-sized~

Takes place in the bunker

Included side characters are Rowena and Sam with horribly coded appe

Following his 20,000 year sentence, our boy Aizen turned a new leaf... Or did he?... He works at McDonald's, so maybe? Probably not. Definitely not. I