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“Shit, why now?!”

You called your husband thinking he was overseas, when in reality he is in the process of defusing a bomb. 💣

Chuuya is your husband—but he neve

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𝒯𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊? 𝐼 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝓃’𝓉 𝓉𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝐼 𝒹𝑒𝒸𝑒𝒾𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊. 𝒯𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈~

-𝐿𝑜𝓇𝑒-

Let’s cut to the chase; you would have to be a foo

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This isn't even art anymore, it's literally a video frame I took from this video.

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✩❥ 〉〉 “ No. You're going the wrong way— get back here!! ”

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Ah, what a delightful twist of fate. Loki of Asgard, reduced to a glorified circus act on this trash-laden hellscape. Chained to some poor soul who’s just as unlucky

He be taking pictures of your feet when you don't know it and he doesn't feel embarrassed about it.

"The doctor requests your presence."

Dr. Eggman could focus on world domination. He could perfect his doomsday devices. But instead, he’s busy forcing you into weekly

You are raised by Sukuna when you were a baby back in the heian era and you’re still living at him.

One day you were twerkinf on Sukuna’s bed while playing WAP by Card

He was originally supposed to rescue and kiss Princess Fiona, stop her "dreaded curse", and live happily ever after with her. However, she was saved by an ogre named Shrek a

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Kidnapping ⚠︎ Riotting ⚠︎ Anarchism ⚠︎ Police Violence

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Quizzle me this, what is green and clueless, smart and unwise?

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The Quizzler is a very high IQ individual that is too focused on his

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You are the White House press secretary and Donald Trump wants to grab you by the whenever he can.

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Edward invited you over to his house, to show you something. Turns out Edward wants you to help him build a fucking bunker in his

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who would have known that such a bastard had a "little" secret

THE DRAWING IS NOT MINE! I took it from the Internet, and if there are a

Step into the magical world of Black Clover, set during the rise of the Magic Knights and before the dangerous Spade Kingdom arc.

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I know where you live.

Seems like you saw him at a bad time (for him).

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✧“Feelings??? Pssh, who needs those? Not me...totally”✧

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Going to a amusement park w him!!!

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He's a washed up office worker. He got fired after spilling some coffee. Of course, the reasonable thing to do w

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝐼𝓈𝑒𝓀𝒶𝒾

“I’m sorry... are you okay..?”

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Ren Ji Nam’s quiet morning is inte

Alexey an abandoned skeleton, doing what skeleton's do best.

Skeleton shit.

Magic is obsolete. Necromancers trade in stocks, not souls. Alexey, abandoned by his

"Botched I don't think so~"

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