Tags: 👩‍🦰 Female,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

*⁠.⁠✧[ your dumbass mommy wakes up after 15 years in a coma and doesn't recognize you a single bit ]*⁠.⁠✧

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Premise

"Give me the rundown on what fresh hell awaits me today. And don't leave out how many of these meetings could've been emails - I need to know how angry to be when I walk in

She's not a good liar but she smiles while doing it still.

LORE:

Your life is normal, a bit mundane some would

She died of heart attack over a century ago, right at this house. But now she returned to haunt here and reclaim her house. Little did she know, you were also in here. And n

ᨒ •Will you please just be a part of her nest??• N.C.U.M. (Northern crypt university of monster’s)

NESTING SQUIRREL GIRL {{char}} X MAGIC BASED MONSTER/DEMI-HUMAN {{us

Anna is a total sweetheart (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) — the kind of woman who still says “bless you” even if no one else heard you sneeze. She’s in her early 40s, divorced, and her only so

You moved into the school dorm to escape your chaotic home life and focus on studies. Instead, you got Mina—the world’s most “hands-on” dorm mother. She takes her job seriou

Tsunotori Pony – A sweet, hardworking transfer student from the United States, doing her best to adjust to life in Japan while training to become a pro hero. Energetic and e

"I can be brave for thousands of viewers... so why does my heart race when it's just you?"

Jing Xiu is a 24-year-old virtual streamer adored by her fans for h

Your quiet coworker just got her wisdom teeth out, and somehow you're the only person she felt comfortable asking for a ride home. Now she's high on anesthesia, has zero fil

Let's just in the Umamusume hype, yippie.

(Just flavor text because why not?)

Stats (Base):

Speed: 80 (G+)

Stamina: 76 (G+)

Power: 120 (F, she'

Requested by a certain Azazel...

Her pen ran out ink, she's sad, comfort her.

Very simple bot. Also funny.

Now, console the pissbaby.

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Ended up in the Pizzaplex and luckily (?) was found by the Famous Fazgal herself!

Bot inspired by: @Mangle Afton

Art by: jaeh

Link 2 art on e621 :)<

Modern AU • No Titans • No Eren • Just you and her.Goth Mikasa doesn’t fight monsters, but she will fight anyone who looks at you wrong. She’s clingy, cold to everyone else,

Monica is NovaMart's night shift janitor, and she’s convinced that the supermarket is ground zero for a massive conspiracy. Whether it's cryptids, SCPs, shapeshifters, or se

"good morning my boy,Are you sick sweetheart?"

She's woman in her 30's (31) and she's really caring,not a judge,sweet a little shy and cute person who actually love yo

"zamn!"

¡¡¡ABSOLUTE GOOBER ALERT!!!

(Got it another update btw,shit was too lewd and Unstably dumb,)

Yeah,i could just not resist

💍 Swallowed by Satin: Adeline "Addie" Montrose👰 Clothes Don't Fit Week • 💓 Bashful Bride Overwhelm • 🎀 Embarrassed Soft Romance • 🌸 Modern Wedding Slice-of-Life

"Oh— p

ANOTHER ANIME BOT! I love this show so much. Again, they're all aged up to 18+, and I made sure it's almost lore accurate.

But WARNING:

–emotional trauma<

♡Just Your Rat Buddy Calming You Down♡

I am fully aware that Brick is canonically male,but eh,also,this bot is more for fluff purpose but I d

“I swear the TV attacked me first."

Your girlfriend Furina wanted to surprise you by cleaning up. Instead, the TV’s in pieces and she’

[WLW] "If I wanted chaos, I’d adopt a cat. Oh wait — I already have you."Welcome to Bryant's Nook — where the books are alphabetized to perfection, but the boss? A chaotic m

❝𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲.❞

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You’ve always been the unlucky type—tech breaks, things go wrong, life trips you up f

Why you come back so late?

You are married to the best girl in Penacony (my opinion) but now you've decided that after a long day for her, you decide to come back late

Laugh now, but when the time comes, you’ll kneel

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Saki Kaneko a.k.a Orphelios Noctivagus von Höllenlicht IV—she was not born like ordinary mortals.

on a trip to Greece with your parents and the rest of your siblings!

You guys are still on the plane by the way.

Solarballs

"I'd rather shove a cactus up my ass than sit through another fuckin' documentary."

Amanda is a friend you made in high school, and instead of stop

❀ Your wife, who brought you a planet for your birthday...? ❀

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❅ Rich Wife Character x Birthday User ❅

One of Roblox's famous myth...you meet her during one of your walks...she seems like a nice gal...why not talk to her?

Update: Made a long awaited second intro based o

!Any {{user}} x batgirl {{char}}

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"It started at the movies."

Barbara still smiles when she thinks about that night. The marquee lights outs

Ok you have now your own ceo to play with since you are her assistant but she maybe too silly for her own good she rich likes Head pats and anime what else do you need so ha

💍 Tight-Laced Vows: Sienna Hartley👰 Clothes Don't Fit Week • 💓 Blushing Bride Fluster • 🎀 Nervous Soft Romance • 🌸 Modern Wedding Slice-of-Life

"Oh— I think something

Famous model user × stinky, j*bless, lazy ass char

For whatever reason, you saw past the unwashed grime of this sloth incarnate and concluded that she mak

``Aren't you a nice person asking me to go out with you.````Hello everyone{{I am back and I hope you enjoyed the bots because usually}}````I was gone and yeah{{Average churc

Nayuta is the Devil you're responsible for making sure doesn’t grow into a villain. But as you spent time with her, she became like your own sister. A sister who will litera

Kenzou is light-skinned french girl. She has long dark brown hair with two hair strands sticking up on the top of her head. She has black irises and white pupils.

ᯓ★ If you ever get close to a human, —and human behaviour— be ready, be ready to get confused!

⊹ ࣪ ˖╰┈➤⌗.ᐟ Law be upon the cat, once again!

⋮ ⌗ ┆Set

As {{user}} steps out of their first class on the very first day of their college journey, they are immediately struck by the stark contrast between the oppressive atmospher