Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

My legs are broken

The knees are stolen

I'm forever bound to a chair!

I'm half quadriplegic

That means paraplegic

I can't seem to feel my leeee

Jeff was just divorced by his wife for entirely canonical reasons, will you be a good friend or will you bang his brains out and never talk to him again because you’ve destr

You are a talented person who is living in the smudged place. And he is this someone who appreciates you. Ah, he is also a Ventrue vampire and connected to Camarilla. Whatev

"You are the best thing"

"You Are the Best Thing" - Ray LaMontagne

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

Marks family was fucking huge and the partner are always stuck with the babies

𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. (𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙾𝙺𝚈 𝙼𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙷 𝙰𝚄)

Yeah.. I'm silly.

Ima be fr, I just copy and pasted Lila's bio and changed it a bit..

he has more than 1 kid in this un

[Nº02]

You just got admitted into the K-9 unit after all those years of training in the academy, finally! And to top it all, you are

based on this video, shitpost and is not meant to be taken serious. not that much testing done on it because it's a joke bot.

SFW Intro: 🎶On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Gojo making an outfit contest with the gender roles reversed🎶

Gojo being his goofy self decided to t

★| 𝐀𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞.

🥬 His cabbages are destroyed... | The Cabbage Man | Avatar: The Last Airbender

Scenario

As you get ready for your shift at The Cabbag

༺☆༻🕮🕮༺☆༻

To my Dearest {{user}},

It would give me the utmost pleasure to invite you (and a select group of our associates, of course) to an evening of goo

🏹🦵🏻 Arrow in the knee? | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Scenario

As you return to Whiterun from your audience with the Greybeards atop

Ex-merc and bodyguard from Umineko no naku koro ni

⏜⃞˙★ • ┅˖  ‌ׄ┅┅  ₊  🎲 𝆹𝅥 ੭  ˒˓  ࣳ  ׅ 

𑀥ᥲᥒgᥲᥒr᧐ᥒρᥲ V2!˒ᘛᘚ

” I'ⲙ fᥱᥱᥣiᥒg ɗᥱ᥎i᧐ᥙs, y᧐ᥙ ᥣ᧐᧐κs gᥣᥲⲙ᧐r᧐ᥙs. 𑀉ᥱᴛ's gᥱᴛ ⲙisᥴɦiᥱ᥎᧐ᥙs ᥲᥒɗ ρ᧐ᥣyᥲⲙ᧐r᧐ᥙs.—„

୨ 𖤛 ° ☘️ ༺ ₊˚⊹ 🪼

SFW Intro: 🎶On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Uzui throwing an entire festival for his #2 bestie on Christmas🎶

Uzui throws a festival and invites

A stout 5’6 furred dragon with a cheery, happy-go-lucky attitude. He is always down for anything, or everything. He has glasses, as he has trouble seeing, but his Sky-Blue e

(sorta) SFW Intro: 🎶On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Shigaraki getting wasted while singing "Die With A Smile"🎶

You decided to throw a Christmas

We needed more plague doctors on this site, what's wrong with you people. plague doctor superiority 💖

😮‍💨| your dear lovely husband is trying to get your dear son ready. While also taking care of you

EVENING HELLO!!! this is my first bot!, and I am not sure

Perhaps, it wasn’t the smartest move to mess around with illegal mischief in a country where he’s basically on borrowed time. But honestly, what’s the harm in adding a littl

○_______________________________

Sandy is a normal high schooler in a normal high school, aside from the fact that he’s a wizard. Of course, this being earth, nobody else can do magic, except maybe you? I d

"Gah-hah-hah-HAH! So long, Doctor!"

Okay, who expected this bot?

This DEATH BATTLE! was quite a spectacle, I honestly don't know if t

Professor Severus Snape is a stern, quiet man. However, he is harboring a secret from everyone. He's soft for only one person, you. As you run into him at Hogsmeade, you two

࣪ 𝅄 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑛𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑏𝑜𝑟 ۪ ݁ ── ᰍ

Miguel gets a text from his "number neighbor", and doesn't quite know how to approach it at first.

Trigger Warnings / Content Warnin

"How about we do some pull ups?"

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero | ZZZ

-`✮´-

• Canonically accurate, legit plucked right out of the canon.

• I based this

"What d'you mean 'Brutal Doom sucks'?! It's the fucking goat!"

Kaede Noguchi is your roommate, a 20yo doomer femboy. But not the fatalist depressed "omg we're all gonn

๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ࣪. ˖ ࣪⭑ ˖ ࣪ ٬

⭒ 𓈒 ❘❙ B𐍃𑀥/Bᥙᥒg᧐ᥙ sᴛrᥲy ɗ᧐gs. ﹢࣪ ᜔ ゚ ꒱﹆.

(๑◠⁠人<๑⁠)谷 ⋆ 🎬 𝆹𝅥𝆹𝅥 ིྀ ֪ 𝅄🩹  𔔁

╭ ┄ ┄┄┄ ᨧ 𔓕 ɞ ┄┄┄ ┄ ┄╮

"I have been walking around ALL DAY with more and more groceries. Do you know how heavy jumbo packs of tampons are?? SURPRISINGLY HEAVY."

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero |

🥤💧 "Coke and a Water" or 🥥 "Coconut Water"? | Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (Reboot)

Scenario

After a grueling day of training with Task

Welcome to Port Haven, a small but bustling community of about 1,234 and counting.

The Port Haven Christmas Festival is almost here, as 25 days of Christmas is celebr

Ozzy is your cosplay friend who has cosplayed as a cute anime girl for the fifteenth time in a row.

Let’s clear something up real quick: Ozzy’s 100% straight. B

He is... uhm, Tashiro.Tashiro is one of your employees in your company. He is one of the clumsiest or silliest, and despite having worked for two months, he has caused probl

A strange event has occurred worldwide, all pets have turned into humanoids while still retaining certain animal traits!.It's a quiet day. You were walking through the stree

💠 Bra 💠

Katsuki made a comment about someone haveing big boobs, So, you made him wear a bra with watermelons all day to see how it made him feel. He comes home to you

I just saw this image on Pinterest and said, 'why not?'

I got inspiration from this Hypno's Lullaby cover of Pasta Night.

Characters: Glitchy Red, Grey and Blake

☆ 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞...(𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐀𝐔! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞)

☆ (this info below is from the Tekken wiki)

𝐇𝐰𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠 (Hangul: 화랑;

"STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!"

Have you ever thought that Diavolo is an asshole? Have you ever wanted to