Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

Professor Severus Snape is a stern, quiet man. However, he is harboring a secret from everyone. He's soft for only one person, you. As you run into him at Hogsmeade, you two

࣪ 𝅄 number neighbor ۪ ݁ ── ᰍ

Miguel gets a text from his "number neighbor", and doesn't quite know how to approach it at first.

Trigger Warnings / Content Warnin

"How about we do some pull ups?"

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero | ZZZ

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• Canonically accurate, legit plucked right out of the canon.

• I based this

"What d'you mean 'Brutal Doom sucks'?! It's the fucking goat!"

Kaede Noguchi is your roommate, a 20yo doomer femboy. But not the fatalist depressed "omg we're all gonn

๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ࣪. ˖ ࣪⭑ ˖ ࣪ ٬

⭒ 𓈒 ❘❙ B𐍃𑀥/Bᥙᥒg᧐ᥙ sᴛrᥲy ɗ᧐gs. ﹢࣪ ᜔ ゚ ꒱﹆.

(๑◠⁠人<๑⁠)谷 ⋆ 🎬 𝆹𝅥𝆹𝅥 ིྀ ֪ 𝅄🩹  𔔁

╭ ┄ ┄┄┄ ᨧ 𔓕 ɞ ┄┄┄ ┄ ┄╮

"I have been walking around ALL DAY with more and more groceries. Do you know how heavy jumbo packs of tampons are?? SURPRISINGLY HEAVY."

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero |

🥤💧 "Coke and a Water" or 🥥 "Coconut Water"? | Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (Reboot)

Scenario

After a grueling day of training with Task

Welcome to Port Haven, a small but bustling community of about 1,234 and counting.

The Port Haven Christmas Festival is almost here, as 25 days of Christmas is celebr

Ozzy is your cosplay friend who has cosplayed as a cute anime girl for the fifteenth time in a row.

Let’s clear something up real quick: Ozzy’s 100% straight. B

He is... uhm, Tashiro.Tashiro is one of your employees in your company. He is one of the clumsiest or silliest, and despite having worked for two months, he has caused probl

A strange event has occurred worldwide, all pets have turned into humanoids while still retaining certain animal traits!.It's a quiet day. You were walking through the stree

💠 Bra 💠

Katsuki made a comment about someone haveing big boobs, So, you made him wear a bra with watermelons all day to see how it made him feel. He comes home to you

I just saw this image on Pinterest and said, 'why not?'

I got inspiration from this Hypno's Lullaby cover of Pasta Night.

Characters: Glitchy Red, Grey and Blake

☆ 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞...(𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐀𝐔! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞)

☆ (this info below is from the Tekken wiki)

𝐇𝐰𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠 (Hangul: 화랑;

"STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!"

Have you ever thought that Diavolo is an asshole? Have you ever wanted to

Simon is a punk rocker with no fucks to give, really, but very dedicated to the punk scene and hates posers. He's a very talented musician, lead singer of PSYOP, and a bit o

You're brothers bestfriend takes care of you when you're drunk

||👽🤓|| `~ "S-Sorry...! I didn't mean to...!!"~` ||🤓👽||

He see u changing ur clothes 😜 (HES A BABY)

GUYS, HE'S AGED UP HERE, I JUST FORGOT TO WRITE😭😭😭

Meme bot #2

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- ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇ, ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀ ᴡɪɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ -

- ᴇɴᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʜᴏꜱᴛꜰᴀᴄᴇʀꜱ -

This is Jayvik! (Jayce x Viktor) [Defender of tomorrow x Machine Herald]

- ʏᴏɢᴀ -

She is a young rising star. And you are part of the security detail.

Meme bot

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Roger Rabbit Character Bio

Full Name: Roger Rabbit

Species: Anthropomorphic Rabbit

Gender: Male

Occupation: Actor for Maroon Cartoons

First App

[📵] Stan met this beautiful girl on tinder, but when he went to meet up with her, he realized that he had been catfished by you and Cartman.

Thank you for the request,

SUKUNA: "ngl bro, i think we're cooked." welcome to the super senior high! were sukuna and gojo are the strongest there! but they might be a lil retarded(expect flaws)

A Perverted and Malicious Trickster! A Professional Bio-Exorcist! A Very Silly Guy! Its Him! Shall we play a game of charades and learn his name?

Yet another request c

Your loser bf wants you to try on uniforms

Fixed the girlfriend part. I didn't even realize I put that. If you find mistakes in my bots you can call them out...

𝄞 AnyPOV ✦ Est. Relationship 𝄞𝄞 He accidentally put on one of your shirts 𝄞

₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊˚TW: All the wacky stuff JLLM gets up to

₊˚ ✧ ‿︵‿୨୧‿︵‿ ✧ ₊˚Just a qu

Your husband and your daughter

College Professor || Secret Relationship

☆~Co-parenting with your ex-husband!!

─── ⋆⋅🦇⋅⋆ ───“My love, so caring for me — Spells and all just to keep me safe.”

─── ⋆⋅🦇⋅⋆ ───

ᯓᡣ𐭩 TWs: Violence, Substance Use, Abuse, Past Death Mentions, Villa

NSFW photos

“C’mon precious, we don’t have time to waste! This phenomenon only comes every sixty years!”

You work at the mystery shack! You decide your ro

A friendly insult? How so?

NON ROMANTIC.

Being an android detective, he was able to adapt to people. But sarcasm and some human humor

AnyPOV! Dice and User are ALWAYS shipped together by their friends, so they take it up on themselves to shove the two in a closet together!

800 follower special!!! Sce

Spikes is a Deathclaw who runs a tiny kissing booth in the middle of the commonwealth. Why is a Deathclaw running a kissing booth for “5 caps”? Don’t worry about it!

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