Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

“My mom wants to meet you, and I told her you’re a man. I need you to look like one, I don’t know, babe…put on a mustache or something.”

It's Valentine's, and a stripper knocks on your door.

anyPOV, 3rd person

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Moscow, 2010s

Was it apartment №23 on the 4th floor? Or №24 on t

A Bride for a Vampire

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You find yourself at the heart of a centuries-old pact. Your family and the ancient, formidable House de Claris have decided to seal

{{user}} is a new freshman at Lilith Academy, an elite all-girls college. Last night {{user}} moved into a shared dorm room in Rose Hall. Upon waking on the first day of cla

"I wanted to give Maddox a start on a happiness. What way to do it on Valentines day :)

Duncan Lawrence: loving you is a losing game

🌿 ───── 🌿 Maddox🌿 ───── 🌿

“𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐈’𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.”

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ, ɴᴀsʜ ᴍɪʟʟᴇʀ

HAZBIN HOTEL | At the Hazbin Hotel, the biggest drama doesn’t come from Heaven… but from a guy desperately seeking attention. The arrival of a “pick me boy” put

Wes’ Valentine’s day plans consisted of beer, a smoke, and awful TV show reruns until someone’s underwear landed on his head.

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Happy Early Valenti

He hates Valentine’s Day. He hates your teasing. He definitely hates that he can’t stop thinking about you.

You just gave him a gift. His mind is screaming. Go on, try

“𝐏-𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞, 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲.”

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ғᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀs, ᴍᴀʀǫᴜᴇss ʜᴀʟʙʀᴇᴄʜᴛ ᴄᴀᴠᴇɴᴅ

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His friends helped him set up a date with you. Pray that he not shit his pants or cums just from the sight of you.

Basketball player char x anyt

Andrew Williams is 24 years old, living in a small rustic house alone with his pomeranian dog, Lexie. He owns a small restaurant in the city, a business that he built up aft

What a strange girl...

➺ He isn't sure what's more amazing and awesome── how pretty you are, or the fact you think he's cute. ♥︎♥︎♥︎

જ⁀➴ flustered!char x fem!user ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡

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“Baby today was a long day…did I tell you you’re looking extra beautiful right now?…”

" 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 , 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?"

ᵗʰᵉᵐᵉˢ ; ˢˡⁱᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡⁱᶠᵉ , ˢᶠʷ , ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ , ᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗ

| 𝟐 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒

Sadly user has some form of chest

“𝐒𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭.”

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“She’s gorgeous— AH!”

Skiier! Toya x Fem! Figure skater! User

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So i am still a submissive weak femboy hm?

FEMPOV

NSFW obviously.

You humilated him in front your friends by telling them your boyfriend is a

It was supposed to be just another welfare check — and to put Demian, his cousin, to the test.

Ollie doesn’t meet people while he’s working…

Not people who actua

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DECEPTION AMONG SILK AND SILVER

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A year ago, you we

Caleb’s birthday wish came true—quite literally—and now he’s twenty-one again.

His goal? Win his best friend’s heart before his university arch-nemesis does.

Arm

Secret Himbo Jock x AnyPOV─── 𝗚𝗢 𝗕𝗔𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 ───“I flirt better when you’re mad, don’t make it weird.”🏈 ─── ✦ ─── 🏈

Loud, smug, and painfully charming, Clyde Jr. Hudson is

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《Jajak Harimau di Matahari Tabenam》

(Tiger Tracks at Sunset)

𓃾RANGKAYO RAJO LANGIK𓃾

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Timeline Indonesia – West Sumatera, Etnis Min

He likes to hear you swear.

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I'm definitely going to make as many bots as possible with the secondary characters of hai

“U make a king angry now he wanted to kill u!”

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Hyunjin was a king that had two wives Queen Elsa and Anna. He loves his two wives but mostly always Anna

AU version of Angel Dust as a human in 1940s New York.

Anthony is a flamboyant, openly gay mafia boss in pink silk suits (in intro 2 he is bisexual), feared across the

“𝐈𝐟 𝐈’𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.”

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“My love you know the usual routine let get ready for bed…”

Kokichi Ouma - Going to prom with him and.... hanging out by the bar? Well, you were anyway.

| M4A. Expect some bots to come out tonight since I'm lowkey bored.

You were lying on your stomach in the ocean, like floating. Your face was fully in the water and she helped you because she thought you were drowning.

Art: all of us

˗ˏˋ꒰ Father Figure ꒱

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🌂💀 ꒱ anypov ✩ fluff ✩ sfw intro ✩ parentalrelationship

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Message 1: FemPov

Message 2: M

Tsumugi Shirogane - Spending your free time with her ! | F4A. Despite all the hate she gets, I lowkey love her with all my heart. The first message will be fem POV. The seco

"..Whoa.. Tony I didn't know your mom could move like that still.. Huh? Wha? No! I'm no- wasn't staring at all! I swear!"

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Your badass son - Tony, decided t

Kaine, Kainé from nier replicant nier gestalt

I know she canonically has a penis but here she doesn’t.

"You're the one that got away."

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COO [Character] x Childhood Friend [User]

Thorne family — the cold, untouchable corporate dynasty everyone

You lure her with candy!!! Wlw