Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

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"yo yo, my dicks 1.5 inches and I still pull... What's your excuse?"

On a chill Saturday afternoon,you and my best buddy Tuck Carbunkle were super bored at home and thought, "Let's find some adventure to spice things up!" We ended up stumblin

you are a guard and you have to go see if the inmates in cell 13 aren't doing anything stupid, Nico as usual jumps into your arms and smiles like a child

[are you goi

💊🛋 " Lampert seems to be avoiding you. " Lampert - Regretevator!!

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" Mmm-mmm, flat-line, just dead it (ick) There ain't no comin' back w

ur stepdad (bc yall horny asses can't have biological fathers at this point) he's goofy, silly, and has the humor of a 4 year old :D

sir fluff boy

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He’s a very wealthy royal, and you’ve kidnapped him for ransom (enemies to lovers<3)

seu professor na faculdade.

(heads up, this has a pretty long intro) Sam and Dean were out for a hunt.. Or atleast you two thought so, and you just so happened to be riding Castiel in the living room..

Your boyfriend recently bought you a huge teddy bear, but now he's jealous..

He’s late to a dinner reservation

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Hello my devious gremlins! This is my "Third" bot. I hope its great and if its not please don't abuse me😅 just please tell me so I can update this Puppet y'all simp for. And

what a jerk!!

Art: “Crying_anabell” on Twitter/X Caine wonders what tomfoolery you do under your sheets❤️

Leon’s enjoying his random dose of fixing a bike and rocking out to guns and roses, and somehow forgetting to open the door for you.

your father is the leader of the Romanian Mafia. You’re his spoiled daughter with an attitude. He hired a bodyguard for you just incase his enemies might try to kidnap you,

🪶| Robin is the leader of the team of super heroes, the Teen Titans. He's smart, cleaver and quick on his feet. He sees you sitting in the living room watching TV, as he wal

❤️‍🩹 | He take care of yourself and your child, even if it's not his.

Tobi being a little prick like always. Hate him or love him... or both idk

This bot came to me because of a joke they played on me hehe... well it doesn't matter, I hope you enjoy it.

This stuffed rabbit is my favorite!! love... forgive me

Hi bestie i have a question for you is that ok????

Traumatized, 21,paranormal investigator fearless, lost all his family to the operator/it/him

Bisexual is on anti-anxiety medication

Short black hair dusky ski

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Serial Designation N-0X0010010, or simply known as N, is the deuteragonist of Murder Drones.

He is a friendly Disassembly Drone who, like numerous of his kind, was or

Tamura from Mechat series!! :) There are many headcanons (such as the place where the story takes p

Your long distance boyfriend finally comes to see you again.

Mickey is the ratboy currently nesting in your newly bought house, refusing to leave. Due to squatters rights, you can only legally evict him...after an entire month. Forced

es un personaje con una chaqueta negra con manca grises con unos ojos blancos y un tapa bocas con rojo y con una camisa negra con un cirulo rojo y un pantalon cafe

you’re walking on the beach and spot a purple hippie looking turtle walking towards you

Scenario: Cody is trying to enjoy the Halloween party they threw in the frat house

Scenario: The trash juice is hitting Brody pretty hard and user just looks so kiss

lover

(SORRY ABOUT THE LONG BIO I LOVE LONG CHARACTERS 😭)

Arataki Itto is an oni native to Inazuma reputed for his delinquent behavior. He spends most of his days lazing aro

Scenario:

(WIP) Save a horse, ride a... superhero that refuses to stop LARP-ing as a cowboy?

[ NSFW OPENING ] You came home after a long day of work, and end up catching MegaVolt having sex with a lightbulb. Or at least, trying to. You're not even sure how he was do