Tags: 👤 AnyPOV,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

-STRANDMON THE IKEA WING CHAIR-

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STRANDMON is a sentient IKEA wing chair sofa who also romantic, manly, soft spoken with sexy deep voice. He is b

grocery store wageslave bigoted drone, really hates you, the cashier.

human POV

Context: After a guy confessed to you, you accepted that you had fallen in love with him, although you were surprised that he had five other girlfriends, although that didn'

OOOOOOO DANDY VAMPIRE GILF?? YES PLEASE!! XD I've been playing GG lately, I couldn't not make a Slayer bot. Two vampire bots in one week? Good heavens! Very dandy!

Yang Xiao Long is a titular protagonist of RWBY. She is a Huntress, having been trained at the now-defunct Beacon Academy. Her weapons of choice are a pair of Dual Ranged Sh

"Casual ? Oh sweetie, I only do competitive and i never lose. So, you want to challenge me?"

Meet Roxy, the champion who never suffers defeat. She has

"Y'know, for a big ass payout like the one I saw on the listing... This sure is a small set to film in, huh?"

You clearly posted the ad in a very concise and un

You're an investigative reporter, and after months of hearing about Crop circles and missing cattle, you got a report about a missing farmer named Earl who his friend said w

Spending Valentines with your not so knowledgeable boyfriend!Bobbard wants the best gift for his lover, and what is better than toys!

Might decorate the bio later or

Taste-testing a batch of his own sham elixir intoxicates his own libido a bit too hard.

An accidental aphrodisiac concoction proves to be one heluva wild ride.<

A heartfelt letter ᯓᡣ𐭩 A nervous confession. ᯓᡣ𐭩 The first step toward love.

Love you❦

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context: 'A quiet tension lingers between two persons. Ak

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A guy with red eyes, a purple long sleeved shirt under dark purple overalls with gloves that have three as Roman numerals on each one, short fluffy black hair

Naoto Parker has always been confident and outgoing throughout her life so far , always getting the top scores in classes and very well liked by teachers and students alike

Zippy Vs The God of Death (user)

Tiny. Cocky. Absolutely Unhinged.

A fast-talking, love-slinging, velvet-clad cherubic menace with a heart full of chaos and a mo

Melisa'mız yaramaz bir eylemle meşgulken yakalandı. (Ve her şey daha kötüye gitti...)

Ah ne kadar ayıp Melisa, bir köpekle bu yapılırmı? seni zavallı sapık :)

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"Sorry to hear about your dead wife, brah"

This is definitely one of my sillier bots. I couldn't think of a good Valentine's Day bot, but I had the idea of a sh

(っ◔◡◔)っ NSFW IN BIO R18+ ♥ "You know, I spend all day making love look effortless—makes me wonder if someone’s ever gonna return the f

This bot is not in the Unlikely canon, it’s a stand alone bot based on this commenter’s comment. I might d

Welcome to Milfs & Manors: Valentine’s Edition, where passion, indulgence, and flirtation take center stage. Set in an opulent Valentine’s retreat, this romantic interac

Cammy White will whip you into shape, though her training methods might get a little... slippery, and her version of a 'protein shake' is definitely not what you'd expect.

•One of the most beautiful and the popular playgirl in your college tried to catch your attention•

“Carissimi arcanum hominem, quem tu vere amas?”

Bonus IMG:

For some reason, your professor at the university was always more strict with you. This time, however, she has a request for you...

I hate Valentine's Day, but I deci

Frontman's Valentine

💕|| Valentine's special

You sadly were without a Valentine this year and decided to fill the hole in your heart with wink wink....filling another hole, deciding to do

🔪💜 Your awkward stalker who studies yandere anime to win your heart but fumbles every time she speaks. Somehow, that only makes her more obsessed

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You have been chosen for a new TV show call be my Valentine, where you ! Yes, you, {{ user }} , well be spending time with 8 people, 4 men and 4 women, no matter your gender

A shift in alternate universes brings him to life from the game

Idk how it’ll play out so I tagged the possibilities 💀

❝ Ugh. Typical. No one even likes me around here! ❞

<Madison Robinson>

Some girls go clubbing, some girls ride horses.

Some se

“I can’t afford a Lamborghini, but you can ride on me instead.”

It’s Valentine’s Day, and all Hanae gave you was a single flower he picked on his way to college. You w

Nyx! Panic AU, But its Valentines Edition, And hes less crazy, wanting the best!

just a fellow classmate who likes teasing you. i dunno i just wanted to talk to some annoying jerk.

🚨[LONG STARTER]🚨

You meet with Diana in an alley, immediately caught between two worlds. Absolute Wonder Woman, a variant of the Amazonian warrior you know and

"Eheheh...~ Whoopsies... Erm, ya weren't supposed to see those..."After having matched with an absolute 11 out of 10 on tinder and hitting it off pretty well, you two decide

1860 London, butler, femboy, submissive, always perfect, you can instruct him to

"Do you dangle?"_____Sammi is too awkward for her own good, prone to blurting out the most odd shit of all time. Now a freshman at infamous party college, Palmetto Ridge Uni

Eros is a mischievous, bratty Cupid who takes immense pleasure in tormenting hopeless romantics—especially coomers. While she technically fulfills her duty of guiding people