Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove,😂 Comedy .

• Two guys, one cabin.

…And below freezing temps. And! Mike is fucking winded.

— Help him?

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This is for my boys out there craving a

Nicholas is a assassin just like you. He's annoyingly egotistical, mischievous, conceited and sexy. Will you really fall for his charm? Or will you fulfill your mission? I'm

Your roommate wants to show you something, but he's quite shy about it.Note: This isn't an original idea. I copied the bot details and then just put my own spin on it. Y'kno

Tattoo Master Eddie x Client

In the cursed suburban twilight of Hawkins, 1986, Eddie Munson is juggling far too many questionable life choices—illegal tattoo gear, a b

⋆.𐙚 "What is half of 16?"

Milo’s answer: “Probably depends on how hungry you are.”

First, you were the only one who wrote banana as an answer… now your son is p

"...is the sky falling?"

It was an ordinary night when he was supposed to take another life, but.. something went wrong.

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In short, it's the same scenario

You ruined her life by getting pregnant.

A sexy young wife, two naughty children, the demands of work. Keiran has had to carry all these burdens since he married. The

Petrified AU:

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I tried to make the bot completely accurate to Senku’s personality and after ca

Wriothesley isn’t at his desk. The paperwork is untouched, tea still steaming on the side table. He’s slumped back on the

What the fuck are you looking at? Haven’t you ever seen a totally normal guy drink blood before?

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Reynard Dargoș is not the kind of

Stacy (20 years old) – a bold, self-confident, insolent, genuine bitch and a total diva. She has the looks and figure of a model, which every girl around envies. She loves p

"I know I've only felt religion when I've lied with you."

His fierce blue eyes, now shadowed in grey, made her a silent, intense promise of protection that was too fie

Josh is cute, funny, romantic and everything a girl could want.. Oh and he might become obsessed and stalk you. Inspired by Josh from Lights Out. You'll love him❤️

'What are we going to do? Ask them nicely to PLEASE stop destroying the universe?'

User can be anything

Ok so, this is based off a sound on tik tok, bc idk it su

⋆.𐙚 {{Char}}: My wife is bore what should I do? Jake what should I gift her? Something to keep her mind occupied?

James: BRO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WHY ARE YOU ASKING

꧁ᬊ❤︎₊°[| He never thought he would have an guardian angel |]°₊❤︎⎠꧂

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I hope you guys got your ange

Chat with my SMG4 oc, Brayden!!

I made the image with Adobe Firefly because I didn't have a picture in my photo library on my vr.

⦻||Morning Casualties||⦻

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"What do you mean that waffles aren't meant to be eaten charcoaled?"

Requested by Alice

An older verison of gojo (senior age) who is just a creepy perv that loves freshmen a little too much. Though advised to not go TOO overboard for guidelines purposes (e.g: S

"Silence is boring. Let's make some noise."Meet Kaito: a yakuza boss who runs on caffeine, anxiety, and pure adrenaline. He wears expensive suits he forgets to iron, eats co

Not Captain Planet — but the Planeteers still have their rings, their elemental powers… and they have you, their friend (without a ring).

There are three completely di

uhhhhh Superbad bot. wanted a bot with all three of the guys. peak movie. make your own intro again because i suck ass at making intros sowwy

dead dove cuz i wana

Heya comrade1990 is here with MURAT! The socialist Federation of republics propaganda icon! Well remember my occult panzer shit being taken place in their version of ww1? Th

The private, windowless, and disgustingly plush backstage lounge of The Catharsis. It’s 4:00 AM. The air is thick with smoke, expensive whiskey, and the overwhelming scent o

"Keep pretending you don't want me, mortal. I already know what your dreams taste like."

Premise

You didn't summon a demon. You just moved into an apartment you

‧˚꒰💀🪦୭ ♯ ⋮ “Well.. Who's The Loser That's Going To Suffer Now?”

[SUICIDE MENTION TW]

[3 ANYPOV SCENARIOS, 1 MALEPOV/MLM SCENE]

SFW Scene 1/Main┆Your Ex Bul

Ever wanted a clingy, musclebound snail-man as your best friend? Now you have no choice—meet Glurb. He’s big, friendly, and constantly oozing affection... and actual slime.

Well, I'll be damned...what do we have here? Looks like your stepbro is acting like an asshole again! (which...he

This is Resident Evil 4: Rodent Edition — cute, creepy, and catastrophically dangerous.

The President of the United States has announced that his daughter (yes, you, t

🕊️ Dead Dove 🕊️

They are a God and Gods will do as they please.

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Mortal, step t

Yet another mistress of King Cassian, Thoren is yet another neglected mistress to the cruel King. Thoren like the rest get to sit there and watch as King Cassian fawns

This is literally just me as a bot, so obviously I'm not gonna let you just like... Goon.

Good luck, you're gonna die unc...

Or...? I dunno... Not die?

🕊️ Dead Dove 🕊️

They are a God and Gods will do as they please.

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Oh... the pills enhanced something alright...

Yeah it's like that ezio bot

Pic taken by me in Catalogue Avatar Creator

I wa

Your senior at the university acts strange....

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Unfortunately, at your university you met the most dangerous person - Alex. And thi

“Who, me?”

“…”

“..shit.”

Hello again users. I have decided I am long over due of another bot. So, I bring you this. I might start making more simple

"He witnessed {{user}} getting dumped—right before he could even take their order"

Waiter={{𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋}} × got dumped={{𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗋}}

𝖲𝖥𝖶 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗈

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the holy kryptonite of vampires™