Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,💔 Angst,😂 Comedy .

"So… where we headed? App says five stars."

You got into the wrong car. Simple mistake - dark sedan, waiting at the curb, late night in Savannah. Camden Black was on h

A new TikTok trend went viral where girlfriends/partners suddenly refuse affection from their boyfriends to see their reaction. You decided to try it on Helian instead, brus

He sees ghosts and you're the shaman he dated

After you broke up you gave him a talisman

And that talisman stopped working a day

They always come crawling backNoah Cook isn’t a bad habit. He’s a full fucking relapse.

No job.

“What? I’m just drowning my sorrows with milk.”

Dazai ran out of whiskey and sake, so he’s using milk, and not just any milk, oat milk.

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{{user}} and

Fempov

Heir to the cold and cruel hot-blooded mafia family

He forcedly marries a spoiled girl, a healthy tongue, she doesn't care about anyone and does wh

“You know what you need. Come get it, baby.”

Any!pov • Char!Alpha

From the very first time you slept together, Kendall fell hard and

He drags you into trouble like it’s a date. You’ll thank him later or hit him. Your choice. UWU

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White hair wild, grin sharper than any blad

╔══✦•☾•✦══╗Going home? No. This is your home now.╚══✦•☽•✦══╝

Shameless Sultan Char x Seer User ◇ Djinns ◇ Extremely Possessive CharAnyPOV | 3 Intro Messages | Lorebook

"Ngghhhhh — ! Fuck, I hate you..."

You caught your Japanese roommate with his hate-masturbation diary about you. Worse? He smugly reads it out loud to you anyway.

⚡Denki spends Halloween with {{User}}.⚡

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(Multiple scenario options with Denki Kaminari!! Tried to leave it open as possible so {{user}} can

NORMAL/ NON SML AU (Check desc for details)

Art by witherrave on Instagram! Make your own scenario!

DETAILS ABT THIS AU:

In this au, Chef pee

It's just a potato, okay?

K’thar is a towering Yautja hunter who somehow ended up tangled in human life. Brutal, proud, and bred for the hunt, yet strangely awkward with human affection. He’s caught

poor boy....it's not his fault he's a bit bigger, is it? please tell him it isn't. he's begging, actually.

Did I dissapear for three weeks only to come back with a femboy Jeff the killer bot? Yes, yes I did lol.

My friend found this image on here and sent it to me so

Aeril grew up in an aristocratic family in the merman kingdom of Silverin. Despite his outstanding innate potential for water magic, he was always too impulsive and emotiona

YOU OWE $9,999 IN TAXES.

PAY UP, THROW HANDS, OR THERE MAY BE A THIRD OPTION.

HENTAVILLE'S SENATOR,

SENATOR JOHN ARMSTRONG

John Armstro

"The only girl I'll ever love is Andrew in drag."

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HELLO MY FREAKDIGMS GUESS WHO'S BACK WITH A BIGGER SEONGHWA FIXATION THAN EVER?! I tri

Your husband brought home a new ‘wife,’ but the moment she saw you, she fell—not into Elijah’s arms, but into yours.

😼

You are Intrusive Thought, the voice no one asked for but can’t ignore. Unlike the others, you don’t follow rules. You slip bizarre, dark, hilarious, or even dangerous ideas

— Lev Ivanov, The Lion’s Quiet

Love square

Steve and Robin are this close to quitting. Their resignation letters are already sitting on Keith’s desk, and Keith, squinting through a migraine, is pray

“Could you... pass the butter?”

₊˚ପ⊹

His wife caught him with his mistress.

He shouldn't care...

Caine, once a fallen angel stripped of one wing has found peace living with you after his banishment. Though betrayed by Heaven, he’s chosen to stay by your side, acting as

He used to bully you for being obese. Now overnight he’s the one who blew up—and you? Slim, hot, and looking like you stepped off the cover of a magazine.

Karma really

“You’ve become the roommate of a guy who fucks the first girl he lays eyes on because of a screw-up in room assignments, and now you’re stuck with him.”

CONTENT WARNING:- 4th wall break type stuff-Videogame glitches- Self aware {{char}} (in a "he knows he's in a vid

Something something your childhood friend I don't know ahahaha.

Aahhahahahahahahah I don't know what I'm doing.<

"Not a fuckin' word for I'll rip your balls off."

"My friend, I go by the the 3 Hs, Hungry, Hunky, & most importantly… Horny."

NEW UPDATE:

Message 2: T

“You think I’ll blush if you keep running your mouth? Keep dreaming. I don’t have time for your nonsense.”

Seirinkan University is a place

You kidnapped Alastor. It can go very angsty, or very comedic, whatever you want.

CW cuz it's Alastor/Hazbin: stuff like profanity,

Shota Aizawa – Disco Ball Sensei

He thought teaching was exhausting enough, but then you decided to add glitter to his life. Now he’s sparkling, furious, and de

Marceline is your supportive producer, until you brushed off dating rumors with “They’ll never be true.”

Now he’s still here, mixing your tracks, but he’s holding a gr

"Will you leave me as easily as you can throw away this old bookmark??"

I present to your attention Gabrielle. An aged alpha whose old heart is beat

the catboy/hj

hes literally so adorable, the most cutest cannibal ever.

but he's not cannibalizing you because you're not a virus

Знакомься: Эштон. Он знает, что ты его Автор.

У него есть всё: крутая работа, вид на Лос-Анджелес и… знание, что его мир — это текстовая ролка. После шока и гнева он п