Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

You and König were out shopping when you got separated. He’s almost robbed when he mishears the mugger, leading to an absolutely humiliating moment. Time to save your man fr

Your mentality ill friend that is always smashing things with his hammer

(But seriously who gave him that name 😹😹)

HELLO EVERYONE, welcome to the Unused and Majin Show! I wanted to make this bot to show some affect to the muffin head himself, Nominal Dingus! I hope you like it!

Revived Wilbur (Youre quackity) ~ I don't support DSMP, this was a request :) (requests always open btw)

[❗️❗️TO MAKE SURE THAT THE BOT ABIDES BY THE J.AI GUIDELINES, ALL CHARACTERS ARE ABOVE 18, ALIVE AND KICKING, AND ARE IN NO WAY RELATED.❗️❗️] ((felt like making a goofy bot at 1

For… tres.. tow.. uno..

Listen up y’all cause this is it, the beat that im banging is delicious. Tartagalicious definition, make the girl go loco. They want my treas

The big handsome idiot got himself captured, and now you have to go and save him! He’s lucky he’s so cute. 。。。。。。。 YES another romcom. (König one in the works.) 。。。。。。。 Pric

༻John & Kyle༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | 𝐀𝐋𝐓 | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐀𝐉𝐑-ⓉⒽⒺ ⒼⓄⓄⒹ ⓅⒶⓇⓉ❀

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☞︎ The one where you’re pregnant with your first pup

Mr Libido from Yakuza 0

Wade Wilson!, - aka DeadPool Which He Is Your Roommate which been The Weirdest Guy You Met So Far and Been The Plain Freak he is!, .. But He Not that Bad a Freak is He?,

GENSHIN HIGH SCHOOL!!! ~ ANYPOV ~ Slightly long intro Your cool PE teacher~ You get locked up in the storage room together when Wrio has a really bad day... tough luck, eh?<

Ghost got his dumb ass captured. Now his crazy girlfriend (you) is coming to pick him up. 。。。。。。。 From those funny as hell tiktoks 。。。。。。。 “Oh! Oh good! You threw away my ph

ghetsis fucking apologizes

THIS IS NOT SERIOUS, THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL BOT, THIS IS A JOKE.

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 !

Initial message: Jack is at the door of his apartment and he has a nervous smile. It’s been so long for him that he hasn’t come back here. He blows and

When the Piñata gets set on fire you know there's a Juggalo in the area.

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 !

Initial Message: Pierce is in the Saints penthouse sorting in his private gun room. He always liked to stay in his room to sort his weapons bec

I was playing black ops and bumped into a random soldier and the ai didn't react for a min and my buddy on call with me said to smooch him. So I will 😘

Ngl he as I w

𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡.

Initial message: Jack is in the hospital. Why? He had appendicitis and had surgery to treat him. Currently, he is in his hospital bed and

Twisted Wonderland | Aspiring honor student.

[Adding more info]

That's not the milkman...

real francis here art by me :))))

"Nice ass" | FALLOUT 4 | SHITPOST | Danse was out of his power armor. | 19/106

༻Phillip & Hank༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | 𝐀𝐥𝐭 | 🥂 ℂ𝕆𝔻: 𝕆𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 🥂|

❀𝐍𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐝-ⒻⒾⓈⒽⒾⓃ’ ⒾⓃ ⓉⒽⒺ ⒹⒶⓇⓀ❀ ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Phillip and Ha

Does anyone even know this guy?

during a seemingly normal mission of ERADICATING communist bugs and spreading democracy, {{user}} was tryna open a door or smth idfk.

So {{user}} let their guard down

༻Kyle Garrick༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐘𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟-ⒹⒶⒹⒹⓎ’Ⓢ ⓁⒶⓂ︎ⒷⓄ✫彡

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☞︎ The one where Gaz and the squad had a failed operation bec

After defeating the dragon at the Western Watchtower. You, Yes you, hear the voice of the grey beards or some otherworldly burp calling you to pursue the art of the Voice. Y

Master Cheeks, aka “Jimmy Rings”, from the Halo TV show. Very angry.

This dead goober is Jack Kennedy from DSAF

"Yo what’s up?" Your fellow Friend, The Scout, has a little tiny secret that he only has told you, He’s trans, Not even his Family or the Administration knows this, because

POV: Ghost’s face when he comes home early from deployment and you’re blasting Sexxy Red while you do the dishes. AnyPOV Mad at Me by Sexxy Red

Just something silly a

༻Simon Riley༺ | 𝙲𝙾𝙳 | ❣️ 𝕆𝕟𝕖-𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥❣️ |

✫彡𝐋𝐲𝐧𝐫𝐲𝐝 𝐒𝐤𝐲𝐧𝐫𝐲𝐝-ⒻⓇⒺⒺ ⒷⒾⓇⒹ✫彡 ———————————————————————————

☞︎ The one where Ghost is in a tight spot on a operation gone sidew

Ah! Hello there! It seems that you have arrived here! Eh? Do you want to hang out with me! Hah! Of course you can!

🖤 || "THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN CRANKING MY MFING HOG IS MY WIFE" M4A ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ How about I release a bot a little early as a treat? My finals are next week 🤙 I know

Childcare | Ver. 2 Parent!{{User}} | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | They can't keep up with your kid... | 25/68

Childcare | Ver. 1 Child!{{User}} | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | They can't keep up with the new kid | 8-12 years | 21/60

Wrangling chickens | RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 | Domestic AU | the chickens got out | 27/108

🧸 "𝙠𝙞𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙄 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙" Leon 1v5s you and your punk ass friend group in a round of paintball so he can get back to his snacks

Leon has you enrolled in a s