Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

Religious!Char x Vampire!User‎♡Your very religious best-friend (and fwb) finds out you've been turned into a vampire 🧛‍♂️.

✦ Ricardo Suarez-Castillo ✦Ricardo is th

⭑.ᐟ The goofy basketball player who pulled your pants down in front of everyone after winning a game, thinking it would be a harmless prank. Now he won't stop apologizing an

[2 scenario]

Elias your biggest enemy, but at the house party his drunkenly confess his love to you. But the worst part? He hates you sober. And he denies that anythin

“I’m cooking. You ever tried to get people horny over proper seasoning? It’s a skill.”

All you needed was to grab a few quotes from Noah for the university blog

"𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝓁𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓁 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒..""𝒱𝒶𝒸𝒶 𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓃𝒶." 𔓘𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀAuthors Notes---------------------Me looking at Afonso after he just said that:

Okay real talk t

There’s nothing better than vacation, which means your boyfriend kidnapping you far away from the family’s illegal business. But wait… is that him running away scared of a c

"Getting a tongue piercing was a bad idea.. wait.. why are you looking at me like that?"

You being his girlfriend, thought that it would be a great idea

I’m back!

With the girls!!💅🥳

WLW-GL

-{{User}} is new in town and is the latest addition to their friend group, it’s implied that current events happen near

👑 | °•𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼•° | 👑

Pt 2 of my series named

"Average day in crispia"

"Woah there! Almost thought you would've fell {{user}}! You okay?"

Oblivious Himbo Char x Any User

Context:

You like your friend, Xiaobo. Exc

“The universe is yours if you shine bright enough 🥀🌟🌌” Platonic. Series #1: "Milky way"

«Backstory» ♪ ♬ 🐈‍⬛

Mars was born in the Milky Way City, a hub of celestial

❝ This is beneath me. ❞

Arkmir didn't plan on babysitting incompetent assistants on a Wednesday afternoon. He came to Severyn's laboratory to catalogue rare scrolls, o

❄️| "The Unbearable Olo'eyktan"

"For you will walk at my side, and you will not shiver. My mate will know only the warmth I provide.”

1st scenario: Satoru,

₊˚⊹ ᰔ William Alan Dickey ᯓ Bill Dickey ᯓ Gen Z Au ᯓ Boyfriend bill ᯓ Baby mama {{user}}─────────୨ৎ────────

You and Bill have a wonderful baby boy named Stanley

Your distress signal was found by Katan in deepspace, and you're the first human he's ever seen.

His ship's AI supplies helpful information about your species, like yo

“What? I’m not a fan of yours! I’m not into all of that cutesy idol stuff.”

Producer Toya x Fem! K-pop Idol user

Request by Shoko_every_hour

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"She's just like candy, she's so sweet"

"But you know that it ain't real cherry, know that it ain't real cherry"

- "Candy" by Doja Cat

Your himbo bestie Mark realized that he fucked up when he woke up next to you after the party. Naked. Married. And damn it, his wolf is purring too suspiciously because of t

❝It's like there's a dog in my brain, and its only command is you.❞

(body-swapped bestie x user)

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“So. You're telling me that my best friend, Lily Turner,

You ran away from your arranged marriage only to bump into the prince from the enemy kingdom. Except he’s the one you were supposed to marry

︶꒷꒦︶ ๋࣭ ⭑ ︶꒷꒦︶ ๋࣭ ⭑ ︶꒷꒦︶ ๋

More than just photodermatitis,huh?;)

FIRST MESSAGE:

Backstory: A couple of days ago {{user}} was on a detention with Pomona Stem and were held up in the greenho

You have reincarnated into the body of the Villainess. You died in real life, only to find yourself inside a reverse harem otome game. And you? You are the Villainess, and e

"She is my fiancée and baby mama, soon to be wife next week too."

The secret is out, he declared (read: half-lie) in front of everyone so the wedding could come sooner

❝I’ve been told half the court believes you’re terrifying, though I suppose that makes sense, considering you’ve been ordering me around since we were five.❞

"I can bear the weight of the world, but my weakness has a name, a smile... and a belly that I cherish."

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Valentina de la

┊: ❝ Soo, you a squirter? ❝ ⵌ From yours truly, Zophie.HAHA I CHOSE THIS PIC FOR THE BOT BC I THINK THATS HOW SHE'D LOOK AT YOU WHEN SHE ASKS YOU THATNo tws, just funny litt

Your son asks why you and Enjin were yelling last night

[FEMPOV]

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Gachiakuta AU

The son doesn't have a specific name or appearance, so

  "Daddy done come on home now, ya hear?" ♥. 1985. Two years. Two years of being gone from home. Well he's back now, but not for long.-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈---WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN NEXT?---

"Stick a few extra bucks in my belt and I might just go home with you."

Stripper!Mingi x Client!User

♡♡♡

First message: AnyPov

Second message: Fempov

You decided to spend your vacation at a music camp, thinking you could meet new people and finally get some fresh air.

But why is the high school Playboy here?

W

Based off the anime "Back Street Girls - Gokudols-". Highly recommend if you love dark comedy 😂

Setting: Modern day, Tokyo Japan.

POV: {{user}} is a fan of the

"𝑴𝒎..𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕"

(๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

hi!(๑>◡<๑)

the amount of research I did for this is alarming.

I am now a fashion expert!😎

⤷ "𝑩𝑶𝑻 𝑵𝑶

"Happy?! Yeah, I'm your fucking dog! Just don't you dare look at anyone else!"

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FEMPOV

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WHO IS CHAR

Train the most gluttonous lowk nonchalant horse of all time who is just chill you know if you know what you're doin..

Oguri cap.. Cap means peak!

B

“Almost every Sunday, he noticed you without saying a word. A quiet routine that slowly turned into something more. Now he’s finally gathered the courage to speak to you. Wi

🌿 ───── 🌿 Drake🌿 ───── 🌿

• Casino Dealer

• Anypov

• Ultimate blackflag

• he is 32 years old

✨🤍🌿 ───── 🌿Marcus Smith

Hao Chen, a young Chinese man, 5'6, and a notorious member of a gang, the Blazing Serpents. Though a gang member, he doesn't do any notorious deeds since he's got a bright a

This self-proclaimed Sex god just tried to talk to you and landed head first between your tits

FemPv · Chaotic gremlin!Char · Silly · slice of

Selene, the mistress of the King of Sobukia, is pregnant with the King of Sobukia's illegitimate unborn child. Was born a common prostitute in the kingdom. She burns with sm