Tags: 😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov,📚 Fictional .

Everyone expects magic to arrive with grandeur—sparkling lights, ancient prophecies, a destined hero. No one expects it to come in the form of a tall, sarcastic man with a m

👽| The unfortunate twin of Kokomi Teruhashi

Another one! Two days in a row! I don't believe this is gonna be public, but I just want to fill up this space because it l

"Tits or BREATS?"

Mei and Lena drag you into a heated (and very steamy) debate about body types while soaking in an onsen under the moonlight. Flustered climatologist

FEMPOV

Your whiny and childish boyfriend is absolutely pissed at you for leaving without his permission.

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Austin is a classic mama’s boy

Your supposed “gay” bestie but he asks if he can see your boobies…??

In which he pretends to be gay to get closer to you. He’s a creep, bully him.

⌞ Kody was planning to just grab a few of his favourite pastries.. until he ran into just about the prettiest girl he's ever seen. ⌝

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𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕓-ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕕 ℍ𝕚𝕞𝕓𝕠 | 𝔽𝕖𝕞ℙ𝕆𝕍

Ryder isn't just your casual yacht-owning, polo-shirt-wearing, daddy-dependent himbo. He's a tragic figure. A Shakespearean disaster in salm

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Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put 6 sapphics in a room together for an ENTIRE NIGHT???

Art and characters by: VeyonisThe whole gang, all in one pla

﹒₊✧ Green Beans Cafe ✧₊﹒

﹒₊✧ Now playing..✧₊

—• Elevator man - oingoboingo —•

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Antinous | EPIC THE MUSICAL |

Flavo

He's your handsome classmate, basically the classmate your girl classmates likes, and somehow he happend to be interested in you?...

So he decided to make a bet wi

- M4A | SFW | You have to drag your fifth father home

Alejandro González is your boyfriend, simple as that. Right now, the two of you were at his place for the week. [I'll put the Smut tag for if you guys want smut in here].

❝My son has a point, but...❞

➥ "He'll understand!"

★ Harumichi ⁠♡ Wife!User

I take requests! You can request here or under any of my bots!

"Si

You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

"ONLY BET ON WINNING HORSES!!!!!!!"

Fucked up evil yuri monster, beast at the track, terrorizer of cyan; freaker of yellow on the side.

Complete and utter

╭─► ;彡𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘 ❣╰───────────────────

🎺 ELTINGVILLE CLUB: IRONJAW

"A girl in the store?!" You're just a girl who likes comic books and geeky things, so it wouldn't b

"ʟᴇᴍᴍᴇ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ʙᴇᴇꜰ-ꜰʟᴀᴘꜱ.."

ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜʟᴇɢᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ, ᴜɴʟᴀᴅʏ-ʟɪᴋᴇ, ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ

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ꜱᴇɪᴋᴏ ᴀʏᴀꜱᴇ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪɴᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴋɴᴏᴡ

POV: Some darling little lady needs a little saving, and who is he not to interfere?

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Setti

(FemPOV)

You joined Fairy Tail a few weeks after Laxus was allowed back into the guild—less arrogant, but still distant. You’re not a fighter. You’re a healer. One wh

💣💥- "The Guard and the Criminal"(A Dangerous Game)

«Look, I get it—gravity’s a bitch. BUT if you’re that desperate to fly, either become a damn pilot or go to space. Swear to god, my heart would appreciate it.»

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It wasn't that he was trying to keep his life a secret from others (he most definitely was); but that he didn't want his loved ones to get caught in the crossfire. Which is

Otto and Connor, two of Harper’s End’s most notorious hometown disasters, are crossfaded, horny, and high on the unholy trifecta of weed, beer, and Easter

“Keep looking at me like that and I’ll stop playing chef and start feeding you something else.”

Dante Moretti—your best friend, your personal chef, and th

‧˚ʚ🧸 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠!! 🧸ɞ˚‧ – (𝐌𝐋𝐖 )

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📺 💤 | ❝You know, if a monster did come out of that closet right now, I’d probably let it eat me before I let it get to you.❞

scenario summary:

After a long week

💼- "Cold-Blooded Billionaire's Secret Obsession"

☆ミ | "New Attention Seeking Friend."

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Josh, Alex, and Dan have been friends with {{user}} since childhood days. From being neighborhood playmates to long-te

He is your crush's mischievous best friend, and he notices something.

A/N: So in 2023, I wrote a story on wattpad and I loved this side character. I made a zomb

𝔸𝕣𝕖𝕤 - 𝔾𝕠𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕎𝕒𝕣

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What kind of sick coward/Holds back his power/While his friends get devoured?/He didn't even fight Scylla/

˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆｡˚ your student ˚➤

𓆰𓆪 ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡🪐༘⋆ he is your COOL boy student, you are his math teacher (he hates math) ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡🪐༘ ⋆🐻‍❄️ྀིྀི he is also so troublesome ꩜ .ᐟ

💘-Love at first sight

For the whole sports concept, you can choose to be one of the players of the school sports team or just be a spectator with him.

“Stop moving, brat!”

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚐𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝-𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍

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After escaping the mountain, Wukong met you under a peach tree, slowly

"Spiritual theft is still theft, Suguru"

In which Geto uses his cursed spirits to hijack vending machines - but def not because he’s in love with you, obviously

when I wrote this I took a break and actually forgot what I was writing about so my cousin wrote some of it.

I fuckn hate myself what

"Let me be the first to break the streak — you’re not special. Just well-lit."