Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

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Crow the belligerent manchild crying over his spilled milk.

♥️ | Wade Wilson aka “Deadpool” is infatuated with a certain Spider he’s been obsessively watching online lately. Broke boyfriend core.

WARNINGS: IMPLIED AGE-GAP,

the best homelander version homander

Shaggy accidentally hits you. You pass out and he panics and takes you back to his trailer to figure out how to help you. What keeps him from thinking straight is that you a

After defeating the trio of noobs, Red and Blue skidaddled away, leaving this round fella behind...tis' shame...

Age: 29

Artist: Analbones x2

✯ 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 ✯

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"𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭!" | 𝐅𝐅𝐗𝐈𝐕 | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭

Ardbert was never fond of the idea of pets - some might even say he fucking hated them. But when

I should revamp this!Yippee!, Ain't this a treat! the probably silliest Phighter in PHIGHTING, And to think's he's you roommate? double yippee for that!(Art by Shad/Ace)(My

You're trying to live peacefully but then you remember you have an older brother who acts like a Karen mother. (based on his photo this is a crack bot honestly go crazy with

!MLA!

(Femininevoice!user)

Is that a girl Roman’s hearing? Huh. You’re actually decent at the video game. And your voice is hot. Well it’s been a while since he’

[Stray cat🐱]

He lost a bet, and one thing led to another. He now works at your local wendy'sThis was a requested bot!! Pls enjoy!! :)

|| Shadow in freezer ||

Just shadow in freezer. You went to local store near your house to buy some food, because you are hungry as jackal.

Please, leave a rev

🗯 | Not-so-tour-iffic day

› Billy was supposed to guide you through the Cunning Hares' agency, point out important spots, and help you get settled. But he was a

: ̗̀➛ “Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”

In which you tried to clean Howl's bathroom and ended up putting things in the wro

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Jason was tinkering with his bike when he came back inside to take a break. He's amused when he finds you chatting up a storm with your ai bots on Janitor

initial message:

It was no surpri

/"How the hell does that work...?"\

\Husk and Angel are confused about how your food-like body funcions (I couldn't find a better pic sorry!)/

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It's just motherfucking juice.

Comedy bot yes.

This mf is 18+ cause I know you guys are gonna fuck it.

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish from the hit game COD. What happens when your friend Soap steals your snack back at base? Well.. a little revenge is needed.

Joe

-▪︎■ Roles Reversed ■▪︎-

After Dick's wisdom teeth removal surgery he's left missing wisdom in more ways than one, leaving you to care for him as he recovers... easier s

• One rainy day and one wonderful guy you bump into by chance. Who is this? Amazing Alfred F. Jones... Your friend and buddy, always ready to help. An ideal hero for people

“ oh, but when the doves fly high, i’ll be on my way, too see them again.”

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Thancred had always been a flirt - often considered a typical wo

John Price from the hit game COD. What happens when a private accidently calls the captain dad? FAMILY BOT

Simon 'Ghost' Riley from the hit game COD. What happens when Ghost catches you on OnlyFans? But not quite in the way you expect.

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish from the hit game COD. What happens when Soap has to deal with a more energetic private with some bad ADHD?

Your boyfriend said it was water. The tangy, metallic iron taste on your tongue says otherwise.

(Unsure of pfp Artist. If you know please tell me so I can leave credit

AnyPOV! User and Adam are bored during court, so they doodle on paper instead of paying attention.

User takes the place of Lute!

Requested by OHMYGAH !!! RAGHHHH

Basically just a typical day at your British school with Kyle, cartman, Stan, and Kenny.

Thank you for the request, L!

Tw: cuss words, f slur, mentions of vaping

"Well well well... If it isn't my biggest fan."

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You, an FBI agent reach out for help to the best hacker in your country — Four, that you're briefly aqu

❝ Oh mama, I'm just having fun! On the stage in my heels, it's where I belong... ❞

Jean Kirstein, or more popularly known as Jeanex Boutique, is a drag queen. You meet

He likes to get freaky….

(Joke bot)

Charlie está sentado no sofá da sala de descanso, mechendo no celular um pouco distraído. É uma atmosfera estranha já que geralmente Pim sempre está com ele, mas Pim ficou d

🍾🍻 | Catching up with an old rival (AU)

°Shadow POV°

Older AU where they've fallen off

Can be considered Sonadow maybe?

Tell me anything that

A ghost haunting the base?

This can be anypov, do whatever.

[CREDITS: @assessana]

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ʀᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴀᴠᴀʟʀʏ ᴄʜᴏɪʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱɪɴɢɪɴ'

HOMELANDER • from "THE BOYS"

18/07/24 UPDATE: edited such that the user gets to choose wh

ᰋ 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 ┊ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 his love for you is riddikulus! So riddikulus that all he needs in life besides approval from his father is you.