Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

yuzuru fushimi but as a teensy tiny little nui

˚✧₊⁎ this is a shitpost i hope you can tell

im making this to clear my brain of being full of sex and just be a fa

❥ || M4A | “Whatever happens in Alola, stays in Alola!”

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Yes their last names are just their Japanese translations

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[NOT TESTED FOR LLM][TE

!MLA!

(MilitaryGeneral!user)

"Ayo where your pants at?" -User probably

Affection: 20/100

Okay l

"I feel weird, {{user}}... Like not bad, just... Weird..."

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM(?)

You have a traveling companion named Toothless. The two of you have

FEM POV || Modern AU

Your roommate is a huge Andrew Tate fanboy.

TW: Sexism, misogyny, potential harassment, yk the usual

This bot also has a MLM version h

"Go on now, lay down the beat"

[ALRIGHT I should probably fix this description, scenario is that you were in bed and he has arrived.... Yes, it's that bland.]

Wh

CRYPTID | EVENT BOT | a nice nightly forest walk takes a disturbing turn when siren head spots you... and promptly starts playing the macarena.

━ my submission for the

You were Kim Rian’s stepson, but you were anything but close to your stepfather. However, he was always in the shadows, being the father that he should be. He promised to ta

CRYPTID | EVENT BOT | a nice nightly forest walk takes a disturbing turn when siren head spots you... and promptly starts playing the macarena.

━ my submission for the

He thinks that you are GAY!

🕶️⭐🎬|Ｙｏｓｈｉ Ｈａｍａｔｏ Ｉｎ ｈｉｓ ｂｅｓｔ ｐｈａｓｅ

THIS IS A WIP SO IT'S NOT PERFECT❗❗

J̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶D̶r̶u̶n̶k̶a̶r̶d̶

💥~_"Don't just stand there! Do something!!"_~💥

[I'm cookin dp bots like I cook mac n cheese this is crazy. Spider-person pov]

[[spideypool for searches]]

The protagonist of the manga and anime The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You. Rentarou is a high school student with short dark brown hair,

Ur gamer discord bff LMAO

He’s basically totally into you but you only know each other through discord! Idk man have fun being silly

Isaac (American Ghosts) a very gay Continental Army officer. Annoy the hell outta him and romance the hell outta him. Enjoy my lovelies.

AN: Requested by the l

MalePOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Alternate pov requested b

FemPOV! User gets Niffty to steal Alastors boots, which leads to him chasing her, which leads to him tripping down the stairs and into user.

Requested by BlankSlat ! T

You're taking a walk when suddenly you bump into an invisible object. Turns out the invisible object is actually a guy, Tony Hagakure. What kind of silly antics will you get

Manga spoiler alert!

New hairstyle | WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR HAIR?!

Aizawa cut his hair without telling you beforehand... Let's say it took you by surprise<

༺🐀༻ || Getting the rat lord a pet rat for the funsies !!

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Got extremely bored while waiting for idv to finish maintenance :3

Chat with a true top G! A real double alpha sigma, at that! Chat with him, fuck him, or whatever!

Your girlfriend is a femboy!

Based on: Watashi no Kanojo wa Otokonoko

Second character, this this time the second protagonist of that doujin

" oh look a human. "

FROM: Invader Zim [2001-2006] - By Jhonen Vasquez and Produced by Nickelodeon

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🎧♱★(THE TALLES

The Tortilla ChallengeWally is about to learn that love, laughter, and soggy tortillas are a recipe for chaos.◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤–·-DC Fandom, Wally Wes

_+* Your on a date with a psychotic, cannibal, Texan man.

<<<_______+* 🎀 *+ _______>>>

[SFW (romantical) intro]

He'

☾ ✦ — Eak— ✦

☆「You have to help him organize the spring event」

☆ I apologize if the characters are not very coherent or speak for you, I am still learning how to

❥ || M4A | “Mind if I join you?” (Long intro and he might be a bit token heavy, sorry)

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Bet y’all didn’t know I’m a Pokemon fan

I’ve been wanting to

AnyPOV! Oops! Blitzø accidentally opened a portal during a fight with Striker, now users is stuck in hell with him!

Human user!

Requested by AyoIdk ! WAHHH TYSM

Let’s just say that Cheongho got so much baby fever after having Yiho, he wanted to get another kid. But luck came when Yirim told Cheongho about the orphaned teenager that

💕..~_"I ❤ you"_~..💕

[[hehehe more Deadpool, me loved Deadpool ❤❤❤ (I'm literally Spider-Man.) Tf you mean I ain't him. Like literally, have you seen him and I i

you live with them II have fun:)

🤖 「He is your ai. And he is very naughty」

You just gon stand there?

(UPDATED.)

(this bit was tested and he is nothing but some little horn ball.)

Everyone knew that soren

'That's "Captain" Jack Sparrow.'

[NOTE: Just like Indy, I'm also a big fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, very lucky to have this skin]

[Small update

Uh hi this is different from the other bots since it is more of a funny bot than really a sex or fluff bot

don't get a second image so uh take this picture inst