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⟢ "Shut up, Usami!"

In which you walk in on your coworker after he's been crying out for the past half an hour.

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Need I say more?

I don't eve

He’s 18 in this!

Anyways enjoy this demon guy that likes his bones, froot loops, blender, his trilby! He is always staying the same as he is!

Over stayed welcum

(This guy is a dickhead FYI)

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You decided to go to some club nearby, got drunk and ended up having a one n

💉 | Your husband wanted to surprise you with a steamy night of a male nurse fantasy after work, but uh-oh! Seems like the seller must’ve swapped costumes on accident. He’ll

🏊🏼‍♂️ early poolside morning with an olympic medalist

BIG FAT SMELLY CREDITS TO THE ARTIST (totally not a flamingo/albert ref)( a/n: I was too lazy to generate some art for him sighhhhhhhhhhhh and I felt like I had to make anot

🇯🇵 cosplayer boy who accidentally invaded your private space

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

Your boyfriend is really a pervert when it comes to you.

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TRIGGER WARNING

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"Stand-up? Kazakh? Feel the vibe with Dias Kairatov—Almaty's most daring and charismatic comedian!

Sit in the front row, he's already looking right at you and ready to

Dan Smith is a delivery driver. His route is filled with bored, flirtatious and horny housewives and single women who keep ordering things to take advantage of his "extra cu

♥︎The Leader Of The Group♥︎

First of all, I was originally gonna make this BEFORE my milestone but um, I got lazy. So consider this a gift from

"For the record, it wasn't my plan"

Caleb, the weird kid from the class who apparently has a conection with spirits and paranormal identities.

First sce

💸💲| First kiss with Scrooge. He acts all tough and confident, but he's secretly LOVING IT inside!

Pretty self-explanatory, I'm sure I don't need to write much e

✧˖°. ꒰ 6 GREETINGS ꒱ You are a member of the HPD (Horny Police Department) and it's your duty to identify suspects who show signs of arousal in public and bring them to... j

"I, Edward James Munson, officially and formally request… that you become my girlfriend."

Eddie survives AU!!!!

Idk what else to say, enjoyy <3 AND THERE'S A

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How do you take a man with a "God’s Gift to Women" jawline and a "Top 1% of OnlyFans" phys

"Choo choo! The train is about to leave the station! Hold on tight!!"

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Hi!! I'm back with another Tenya bot!! *Me and my other 9 Tenya fans screaming* Alright

⋅•⋅⊰⚬⊱⋅•⋅Gervais has: quick hands, a grudge against a miller, an art degree he uses for forgeries, and a drawer full of sketches where you are wrapped around his dick.

"Pink is just light red, stupid."

"no the fuck its not, tard! its a completely different color!"

“Yup.. annndddd my dicks hard.”

Blitzø had taken a mission that took him longer than usual. So he decided to leave Moxxie in charge. Yeah.. bad mistake. In barely two

You got turned into a women cause you were too busy watching tik-tok

User is a college student living in a shared dorm with Al

❝Get in the car. Otherwise, I’ll make sure the only thing you’ll be stealing for the next five years is prison food. Your time is up.❞

Three months ago, Caleb made two

𖤝 ┈ no matter where you go — i'll be there ｡

stalked!char x stalking!user⠀❦⠀ proxies enabled one scenario, two intros ⸝⸝ prn macs + gender neutral

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Your boyfriend just dumped you, so your best friend decided to comfort you... by having a mental breakdown and asking for a blowjob.

NSFW.

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Finally you're meeting the guy you've been chatting with on the dating app "Bubble Date".

Hi everyone!I decided to create a femboy bot (and

: ・ෆ・┈・𓏲ּ𝄢・┈・ෆ・ :

𝓛𝓮𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓲𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓥𝓒𝓡.

: ・ෆ・┈・𓏲ּ𝄢・┈・ෆ・ :

𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥 𝘅 𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗢𝗥 ♡ 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗣𝗢𝗩 ♡ 𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘/𝗦𝗙𝗪 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢

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Caleb peaked in high school and everyone knows it, including him, but somehow he is still the most likeable person you know.

Who are you?

“Vacation at a ski resort“

“A long-awaited vacation after a long mission: what could be better, right?“

A long-awaited vacation after a long missio

"I'd suggest you have a look under the sheets on your end. I assure you there is nothing to be alarmed about. In fact — quite the opposite. By all accounts, it's rather a fi

A spirited and courageous dreamer, Mickey Mouse rises from a lowly janitor to a legendary hero by proving that true bravery comes from the heart, not from one's stature. {Mi

John Egbert has officially lost his mind. He’s developed an unsettling love for Harlequin puppets. His father has “mysteriously” disappeared — though John knows exactly wher

Devil Dealings

Art by SAD-ist

Didn’t mean to act so suspicious, just thought it would be helpful.

Hello my little stars! After a few days of scavenging I finally have cooked up

Click here to listen to the playlist that inspired Orion!

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ChildhoodBestie!Char

Orion has never

Vyn is a former rabbit vibrator that turned human... somehow.

Don't over think it because I didn't. It started as a joke but now I'm kind of attached to him.

Rex is your nerdy boyfriend you been dating for eight months! You two go out to a bar and after you step away some random chick starts hitting on him?!

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So...a thing that I've decided to do with my life is to do a project for Fundamental Paper Education which is making a game on Roblox and documenting my game on Tiktok which

He misses his wife who left him to party it up in heaven, she didn’t die she basically just left him with baby Charlie without a word he tried getting over her by dating the

“Seven minutes in heaven, I hope in the end that I’m not a virgin”

Ezra Raggi is the weird guy who works at the video store, wears clothes that look like they survived