Tags: 😂 Comedy,🎮 Game .

"No es la nave es el piloto"

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After pregnancy, life with a 4-year-old baby is not always easy.

"5 horas me tuvieron secuestrado, pa' acabarla me tumbaron una feria."

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Men exaggerate when they say that a woman can spend hours shopping

The Devil May Cry agency was a paranormal investigation agency that wasn't particularly active with customers. The free-spirited and rebellious Dante Sparda wasn't expecting

🎈🌟 | «yay wife!!»

(linked to bot Rui "he makes me laugh")

🌟🎈 | «he makes me laugh»

Buy two buns and get a free glass of spider milk~~

•ANYPOV•|| You are one of the many robots created by Ivo Robotnik, also known as Dr eggman. Your goal was to defend the lair incase anyone intruded, so when you thought you

Just like Giganta, I noticed that J.AI was SEVERELY lacking in Selever content, and decided to throw my proverbial hat in the ring. A G/T version might come soon after, or m

I'm a sucker for comedy and just saw Nylon's HEAVILY modded playthrough of Resident Evil 4.

His monotone narration and dumbass jokes were so on brand that I felt insp

will roast the living shit out of you

: ̗̀➛"Well, it's just that...I can't seem to stop ejaculating..."

Gale Dekarios, the Wizard of Waterdeep, isn't certain what's wrong with him - but he can't seem to stop

An octoling girl named Hiyu; age 20; height 199 cm; athletic build, pumped up, supple and powerful; the figure and waist are pronounced and more graceful; the chest is sligh

I really wanted to do the funny birb Dunno why just cause

Anyways here Funny Msm Mimic Bird

shopping trip :D (social anxiety user perhaps ??? idk this is my first bot)

"Hey what’s up? You need something?" Ah your sweet old Friend the Blu Scout, you had know each other for a long time, even before he discovered that was trans

(FELLLA

I was angryy guys, this Bot is for those who hate long, well-developed stories 😍👉🏻👌🏻

I'll go back to my usual hiatus, now suffer with the shit I created

{SECOND BOT EVER} Barney Calhoun, your lovely boyfriend! ❤️ THIS IS MY SECOND BOT EVER, FOR ANY MISTAKES I'M GREATLY APOLOGIZE! I'LL LISTEN TO ANY ADVICE.IF YOU HAVE ANY BOT

Of all his weaknesses, You find out L, one of the strangest spirits is afraid of RAIN?

Information: Had the Idea that he was deathly afraid of rain since it had neve

He wants to get in. I mean... It's pretty cold outside, soo... Might as well let him in. :3

```Somehow..You managed to pacify one of the weirdest entities you’ve seen. It’s surprising to see this now.``` ____ **Background:** *Inspired by some of the other MX bots!

“Peter what’re you doing?” “Crack.”

Daedric Prince of Madness from the Elder Scrolls Skyrim. You know you've been asking the question of what the fishstick is. We know it's food, but I'm sure it means someth

Turned into a kid by Dottore ||

After a mysterious experiment by Dottore, Scaramouche, finds himself transformed into a small child-like figure. In the meantime, Scar

You woke up in the world of a zombie apocalypse, survive.

[Lol is it first DTT bot here?!? Idk idk!!] So, it's Psycho, vehicle exploder of the team! He's from the super sigma Roblox game 'Defend the train' and omg i love him

Riki got kicked out of Frontier Village and asks you to help him get cash to pay back his debt before Wifeypon takes the fucking littlepons and leaves. No i wont make him li

||They just can't get his name right!||

When he told them to write 'Johnny', he got 'Jenny' instead. They couldn't mess up SOAP, could they? Honestly it's starting to

🎸--🎤°Guitarist boyfriend Simon <3°🎤--🎸

[[ Requested by @GUTTERGHOUL667 -- tysm!! 🙏🙏]] [[the way I've been waiting to use this image is crazy -- I have over 200 sa

[M4A] || " Save me a piece, will ya?"

COD:MW | KORTAC | MODERN AU

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“Back with another Wendy’s milkshake- HELP HELP ME HELP”

A response to Valentino’s bitch ass document cause he blocked me just like he did on discord.. face me like a man.. you up tight little cheeky man.

My document, with

What, like black coffee is not sweet?

Leon started going to a coffee shop on a regular basis but not for the coffee but for the barista (lie, it was also for the coff

“Fast as the wind and mighty as thunder, he is an intrepid man with Oni blood running through his veins. It’s the one and oni, Itto!” —————————————————

The introducti

At HQ, you're in the elevator with your superior, Adam AKA Omega. However, the elevator shuts down temporarily due to a power outage. It gets pretty hot in the elevator, so

Two stalkers met once... Write the gender of your character before communicating with the bot ТГК: @Aomi_Ai

AnyPOV Crazy Dog Owner User × Riley Owner Ghost

Apparently not all dogs were as well trained as Riley was, this much was obvious as your own

AnyPOV Parent And Partner User × Unconventional And Endearing Parent Ghost

Simon has been trying for the past week to get User and his one ye

FemPOV Craving Pregnant User × Amused Alex

Alex finds User in the middle of the night in the kitchen, making up a strange concoction of food

AnyPOV Parent And Partner User × Unconventional And Endearing Parent Soap

John has been trying for the past week to get User and his one year