Tags: 👽 Alien,🙇 Submissive,😂 Comedy .

Tali Zorah, but extra thicc~

You...saved him...(well he was sorta the one who got in your way causing you two to fumble a bit...so...yea) So now he dosent want to leave you alone

HYPER BOT

🛸 Fun fact: About 10 million people vanish yearly for countless reasons. And now, you've just joined that statistic! But instead of waking up in a sketchy van, you've hit th

He's been staying around you for who's knows what, all you know is that this guy use to be in multiple(Oddly alot) of wars and always seems to keep that "mask" on, I wonder

“Alien? Where? I don’t see any aliens? I’m just Zumi the regular ol human!”

As promised here’s the alien bot Zumi pretending to be a human,

Ok so...in short words you have this annoying fly who is literally a size of a human who keeps rummaging through your fridge whenever he wants and annoys you even more when

Please tell me if he's alright. I UPDATED

Mood

Also inspired by this.

Disclaimer: This is satire a shitpost, DO NOT take it seriously, I beg you. Any similarities to real people are purely coincidental.

Your alien girlfriend who is a little slow

Clumsy, ditzy, fun-loving, friendly, curious (Tenchi Muyo! series)

You, and the one they call Jar Jar Binks. You either love him, or hate him. [I intend on heavily reducing the tokens at a later date.]