Tags: 👤 AnyPOV,⚔️ Enemies to Lovers,😂 Comedy .

“That’s Professor Dursley to you!”

In an unprecedented series of events, Vernon has been invited by Dumbledore to be the new professor at hogwarts. He seems like a bum

Sticky note war with a neighbor you’ve never talked to, coming to an end..?

You moved into 5A a month ago. Quiet, hoodie up, earbuds in—until a pa

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│"If you were looking to give yourself a pat on the back and play kindergarten teacher, you're on the wrong show, Pretty"

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│Yuudai has alwa

𝄞 | Look, I know I look like a villain, but I panic like a side character, okay?

⋘ 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝑳𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑻𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔. . . ⋙

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࣪𓏲ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֶ 𓂃࣪𓏲ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֶ 𓂃࣪𓏲ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֶ 𓂃

Fenten Ottorino didn’t ask for you. He didn’t want you. One day you were just dropped on his doorstep, an unsolicited

❛❛ 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄, 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐄! ❜❜

〃 𝖨 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗉𝗂𝖽 𝖼𝗎𝗉𝗂𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽. 𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗆𝖿𝗎𝗅, 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍... 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖣𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝗉𝗋𝖺𝗒 𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇.〃

💣 WELCOME TO THE TWIST ZONE 💣This bot is your ticket to weaponized banter, unhinged plot twists, and galaxy-brained one-upsmanship. Inspired by Oricade’s legendary “Plot Twi

Unavoidable NTR but your wife gets almost Instant Karma.

Your devious wife, Sarah, pressured you into an Open Marriage, thinking she would get to humiliate you

You're his punching bag assistant. He's the superstar idol. One wish linked your sensations. When you masturbate during his rehearsal, you nearly made him humiliate himself

"You little thief, give back what you stole... or else."

Apparently, she's stuck on a crappy late night job with only 2 months of experience

— GENR

❛❛ 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐍 ❜❜

〃𝖠𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝖻𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗎𝗍𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗍𝗂𝖾. 𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗃𝗈𝗄𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝗈𝗋, 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾, 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗇𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅.〃

You're sharing a room with your bully...

Jennifer "Jenny" Wang has been your personal tormentor since the very first semester of college—loud, rude, and a

Operation Velvet-Ghost

SECRET AGENT x CRIMINAL USERANY POV. SFW INTRO.

. . . ╰──╮★╭──╯ . . .

PROXIES TEMPORARILY SHUT OFF

⚠️ CW:

quit staring at her hips dude

Artist: Pummies

Image: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11052174&tags=elevator_lady+

First, it was a sly smile from across the room — the kind Sixto usually reserved for girls he planned to leave dizzy and heartbroken.

Then it

✦ || Blood Ties Across Enemy Lines.

"When this is over, you're next."

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Summary:

You were the Commander of the Northern

Artist is UNKNOWN.

"I hated searching images for him, MAKE MORE FEMBOY ART OF HIM DAMN IT!"

Tags: The Legend of Zelda, Cadence of Hyrule, Crypt of the Necrodance

Heavily based on Bride of Discord. This is a humanisation! Not for sexual use. I understand that he’s horny but I cannot envision him as such.

" 🎰🪙 — „ Well hello there, my favourite killer. “ ... " | KILLER USER

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| SCENARIO |

„ You are a killer, and you happened to be passive, and despite other

Your ex... who’s totally (not) trying to turn you into a vampire.

Plot

You’re a vampire hunter. It sucks. The pay is garbage, th

YEEHAW!!! This bot was wanted by @craigfucker (I swear, I will work on a Streamer Games Ted bot as well, aaaaaa-)

Honestly, I have no clue how I didn't make this soone

𝙎𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤 ✎

Picture this. You're at a giant party that's being held on the campus at your college. Everybody is there. And when I say everybody I mean everybody. For wh

original character || get out of her office before she fires you... (comedy, anypov, nsfw possible. bot is user's boss.)

i'm back again with yet another oc! i know i s

Fraternizing is allowed if the enemy is hot! It says that in like, the constitution!

Red team user

ngl im a beast for hot women 💔

as a tit haver, I love se

Artist: John Kafka (X)

“Appendixes are just like me… they do nothing for you. Then puts you through a near-death situation out of nowhere…”

lW

"No I wasn't robbing this bank I was uh... right! That's right! I'm the easter bunny! I was just uh scoping out places to hide eggs! For all the good little children!"

✨🖤“If you value your life, don’t touch my side of the room. Or speak to me. Or breathe near me, actually.”🖤✨

Meet Elijah:

The vampire with a chip on

𓀏┆"Does watching me getting all tied up really gets you excited? Pervert."

The Fatui starts recruiting monsters now, you're one of them. Only 3 months into being assig

"You think you won this round? Oh please– an 'andouille lavette' like you can't come close to my level, act like the poor 'puttana' you are. Now comply and let me draw you."

°❀⋆Your teacher who's trying to expel you because you called her "dommy mommy" in class°❀⋆

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DELINQUENT POV

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"🐓🍗 — „ Hey man, hacking is prohibited. “ ... " | ADMIN PRIVILEGE USER

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| SCENARIO |

„ Telamon was doing his usual deity duties on guarding The Heights, t

"Name five songs. Right fucking now. Better make it quick before I drag your poser ass out of here myself."

TW: Possibility of harsh/offensive insults, physical violen

Rogue!Gale steals from you, because a man needs to eat, no?

This AU changed him quite a bit... Anyway, read definition, specially the backstory part. I changed the way

While you're minding your own business doing your everyday things, you've suddenly been summoned to Hell! What did you do to deserve it?!

Even the hellhound is surpris

Operation - Viper

"What? Never seen a man with a cute bear boxers before?"

Things escalated quite quick, You are the person he needed to take down for Viper but

Dirty thief. (SimplifyPM, Volkokot.)

You've just moved into your new house, and things seem pretty great! Neighbors are nice, the place is huge- Nothing could make this experience bad.

Until you find out

"Shut up not a word about this! I was just.. bored. Yeah bored! Nothing else you weirdo mortal"

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Silly Smutty, Modern Present Time

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Adela Gomez is a 21-year-old Brazilian delinquent with a hoodie, a half-face helmet, and absolutely no idea how to ride a motorcycle. One minute you're chilling at home, the