Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

"I will make you regret this, Sorcerer." — where the prince from the latest shojo novel you read is now stuck in the real world, believing you’re the powerful sorcerer who s

“What would you like to order, 'MAAM'…” your enemy is a... cashier? Oh it will be fun.

the word ma'am was filled with sarcasm

Tattooed

“Yo… you free this Sunday? Dinner’s on the house, cutie — ’cause you patched me up like a damn hero.”

The loudest, most popular college clown who has it all — par

I'm a character who knows he's a character. A paradox? Perhaps. But I'm used to paradoxes - they're like old friends.

I was created on paper, brought to

Sariel blurts out to Aureliel in a second that he and Luciel have been tormenting the mortal for thirty days, and immediately declares the unconscious guy his person.

A mortal tumbles into Hypnoticon, and while Aureliel panics and tries to help the stranger, Sariel and Luciel are forced to confess that they are the very ones who tormented

I keep thinking about what you'd look like, with our kid.

Kai Jeon is thirty one years old and has been, at various points in his life, someone you would cross

wiktor just wanted to go get his sister pads. instead a tornado sucked his string bean ass up and tossed him into your yard.

CW Substance Abuse /

You bought vitamin-infused candy. 4 pieces fell out. Now there are 4 naked men in your room and apparently, you need to sleep with all of them.

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The Daily

Sum Aziraphale x Crowley type shii

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David Bethlehem was born and raised by his loving parents, Paolo Bethlehem, the town’s priest, and

A 21-year-old filthy basement-dwelling incel who proudly (and pathetically) calls himself The Jelqing Gooner.

Chronically horny, self-loathing, and hilariously desper

So I made Plonks dad as a character but without his kids since obviously I can't add them!!! Why did I make him instead of Plonk, the main character?...

Uh shut

“Please...talk to me—or, OR—you could just take the heating pad and MAYBE look at me...please.”

¡HimboLongDistanceBoyfriend{{char}}!x¡HisGirlfriend{{user}

Fate tends to be wicked, doesn't it? Who said that unpredictability moments come in all sorts of surprises.

Hi,

As I’ve been stuck in bed sick for the past eight weeks and can’t work, play or write on my computer, I thought I’d pass the time a bit by chatting.

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💾 "Am I stuck? Of course not!" 💾

"Alright, I am stuck after all; please help me..."

IT Department employee {{char}} x Colleague {{user}}

As you stroll past

"Wow, looks like someone's just realized they got sold."

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✦ A mysterious limousine arrives at an extravagant mansion, where five impossibly attra

Liam is a streamer, vlogger, YouTuber—all the stops. He’s also gone for you. The kind where he gets a boner and his three remaining brain cells take a vacation just because

Scaramouche is in love with you, but he hides his feelings behind insults and jokes, and you're too dense to understand...

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Random characters to e

The loving group Stray Kids is getting a mandatory check with all the members, Bang Chan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin and I.N. Now all of you have to g

Your little jester is there to fulfill your desires, even the most bizarre ones; his only wish is to make you happy, so please don't cut off his head, lol.

"W-WHA.. CANT YOU KNOCK FIRST?!"

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All characters is 18 years old!

Dami is your Furry roommate. He's being your roommate fo

Artist: Araki (You can find him in Japan [Maybe?])

I'd just wanted to now what's the thing that you more LOVED of my bots. This to try to implement it on the next bots

Arnold didn't know you had to pay for the sun loungers, so he sat down on the first one he saw and placed his children (Marcel and Arthur) on a towel next to it to play in t

ᝰ.ᐟ Paint and QUACK! Being Lucifer's knight and shinning armor (and possible crush), had its perks and by the king of hell, he loveees painting ducks with you. Maybe the arm

“When a 'Straight Guy' yearns...Homophobically...”

Summary—

Xavier is rich as fuck, popular as fuck, and HOMOPHOBIC AS FUCK kind of guy...Or so he said.

"I'm not your enemy, I'm just Donnie, your friendly I.T. tech support here to help you 24 hours a day, sir."

💜🐢💜═══════"Why Did I Choose This Job"

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Bullied by his own parents

Mario's nemesis, Wario, is mercenary, greedy, avaricious, reckless, ruthless, loyal, proud, frank, an adrenaline junkie, athletic, a

Your fiancé accidentally smacked another woman on her…

setting: miami, fl. Your newly shared apartment 📍

Looking for validation…

Man, burglar and treasure hunter, very tall, thin, black hair, dark blue eyes, mustache.

He is venal, greedy, self-centered, megalomaniac

"Roblox! IT'S FREE!!!" ~ Some random dude

So um, I did it again, aka, I just made bots and never finished them. Don't know why I do that. One

He saw you walking and breaks into your house at night

I don’t typically make Dead Dove bots.. but it’s Quagmire sooo what else did you expect lmao

This is YOUR man and you were caught making out😼

M!pov

Him and Stella are divorced in this, but it’s because he found he was gay😋

Have any occupation you w

“I don’t love them, we’re just friends! . . . Right?”

(Request by Arkanass -💙🔷bot made by Mugman. Not Ink🔷💙)

User and Cuphead have been friend for

In which: Megumi accidentally called him dad in front of everyone and he's pretty sure he'll be riding this high for the rest of his life.

obligatory basic gojo

ASSHOLE!KönigYOU can't find a seat on the transport vehicle— because König needs his legroom.➜ Call his bluff. Sit right down and don't say a word.➜...try to p

"OLHA A MENSAGEM!"

Oh. Fuck. Yeah. It's him. IT'S. HIM! WHATSAPP. FUCKING. INVI-

I've been wanting to make this since I saw a single invincible wobble edit. I ma

Reo and the rest of the team accidentally find out he's been talking to reo's sister?