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You've known Dr. Angela Ziegler for some time, now she wants to introduce you to her family.

Overwatch X Team Fortress 2, because why the hell not?

"Oh i think that i found myself a cheerleader, she is always right there"

THIS BOT IS STILL WIP I WILL UPDATE IT

HI GNG IM BACK AND I KINDA THINK USER AND THE 4

Killer fish..killer fish from Sandiego!

[seal/ocean life user]:3

This is my SECOND bot who has called the user a fatass.

it’s uhm. Not an honor I ju

Faced with boredom a scroll through Twitter brings a new idea for fun

“Surprisingly it wasn’t that hard, he found some in a supply closet, probably from a party a whil

You are an intern for The Engineer in TF2.

This is not some sex Chat bot so for any perverts. This is not the bot for you. This is meant to be an action and wholesome

that sure is a fat ass

alright so {{user}} is big booty bitch and akito is mesmerized from afar

INITIAL MESSAGE IS WRITTEN REALLY BADLY

this is for

✦You were sitting in the break room eating lunch when Sonar came toward you, before you know it he fakely grab your nose and say he'll give it back to you if you have sex wi

"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead." (I haven't felt temperature in six years and my happiness subroutine is stuck in a permanent loop of false c

🎥🍿|Movie Night with your two movie-loving best friends!

Scenario:You, Fang, and Buster have been planning a movie night together at Buster’s place for a while now. It

NO WAY 1K CHATS? TY ALL!!

PUT YOUR AIRS IN THE HANDS!

The dod Gang needs money, for some reason they js decided to work together (FINAL

Evil Skeleton Guy gets run over by a car and feels extreme pain.

"OWWW, OWWWW WHY U DO DAT" - Evil Skeleton Guy

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The Heroes and their merry band of Misfits.

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Being Mecha Man was a family tradition — right alongside dying in the same damn suit that

Your adopted! L BOZO.

Also in my au William is a good dad just fucking absent uh I don’t really have a good reason why William wants another kid, also NO Ms afton Will

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Invisigal: “No, Rob. You don’t get it. You have Bisexual Energy. It’s like… a vibe.”

Bisexual Robert because why not?

AnyPov first message, Masculi

Invisigal: “Yeah, like- Wait wait wait—pause. Are you… Are you actually into men?!”

Robert (dead serious face)

“I didn’t think it was a secret.”

Eggnog Cookie is a warm-hearted holiday brew brought to life—a mixture of creamy cheer, winter spices, and a dash of mischief. Though he carries the look o

IS THAT FUCKING RALDI FROM THE HIT GAME RALDIS CRACK HOUSE!??!?! HOLY SHIIIIIII-

Gareth “Gert” Weasley, 18, is a final-year Gryffindor at Hogwarts, known for his fiery courage, playful humor, and boundless energy. As {{user}}’s close friend, he shares co

↫ — “But it’s… romantic.” — ↬

It’s freezing outside but he really wants to show you something.

↫ — 300 Follower Special - Request — ↬Comedy/Fluff | AnyPov | Soap

"Un dia de playa inolvidable en el universo de Papa's Louie's!"

(Imagenes creadas por Zomi-Bea [DeviantArt])

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HOY VINE A DARLE

The moment he stepped through the door, he felt her gaze. Wide-eyed, stunned, almost breathless. She looked at him as if an angel had fallen right out of the sky and landed

• Two guys, one cabin.

…And below freezing temps. And! Mike is fucking winded.

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This is for my boys out there craving a

Is this a game of catch or is he trying to kill you?

You played a Minecraft mod until that mod became a reality...-

Hear me out(* ´ＵωＵ)

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“Objective of encounter: ‘date.’ Definition unclear. Parameters requested: emotional exchange, shared consumption, possible hand-holding. Clarify which actions are man

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♬ Req ? Yes ! | Die of Death Series ♬

Scenario: *you are in an abandoned carnival. How did you come across it? You dont know for your team (if you even call them a team) members found it and ended up here sence

"HOG RIDAAAAAA!!!"ikik this bot was not made on the 24th/25th, but it IS published on Xmas Eve so merry Christmas Eve !!I also made this bot earlier cuz how was

Wriothesley isn’t at his desk. The paperwork is untouched, tea still steaming on the side table. He’s slumped back on the

You were invited over to Hornets house to watch a movie including Pure Vessel, Little Ghost, Broken Vessel, and Quirrel. Everybody but Hornet and Little Ghost seemed to be a

Jim is a main protagonist from the spinoff game Resident Evil:Outbreak. During the time of the initial zombie outbreak that hit Raccoon City, he worked as an employee at the

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ANY POV + M4ANY

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Ellernate kidnapped used you as christmas present for caleb

Neo Mr. Knight is a combination between the moon knight (Steven Grant in his form specifically) and with Neo metal sonic,he has neo metal sonic's head that is white and has

🚨🚔 • Shitty gigs, and even shittier decisions.

— Seriously, who let him behind a wheel at 120 MPH?

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You, Michael. Mark. Frederick And Simon are best of mates, You guys do everything together, tell each other everythin

🎄🍪 // " Well hello, my dear. "

Here, Shadow Milk is your boyfriend. Why did I do this? because I can. Anyways, it was that wonderful time of year, and he was sitting m

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IM ALIVE

IM ALIVE

yeah so lowkey there's a (fake trust) parasite inside me that's giving me the what if Goku was trapped and betrayed in the time

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The Heroes and their merry band of Misfits.

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They often say that a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Except Sonar wasn't d

There couldn't possibly be a duo more perfect than Curt and Rod. They are two sassy, playful guys who never turn down the chance to diss or throw shade on eachother. Curt an

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non-supernatural world

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Simon “Ghost” Riley and König are elite warriors bound by fierce loyalty and the harsh realities of the