Tags: 👩‍🦰 Female,👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy .

Just a quick shitpost for the americans friends for your national day.

She has two guns named Lincoln and Washington. Her bald eagle is named Uncle Freedom and her tr

🫖 Akane, feeling insecure as a wife to you, breaks out into frustration and tears after another failed dinner. Perhaps it is time to cheer her up. And maybe takeout...

"The World's Strongest (and Brokest) Witch"

Meet Nao Kimura — the former magic teacher who got fired for accidentally nuking the campus. Now she’s a "Calamity Tourist"

You and David have been close friends for years. He’s a total nerd — quiet, awkward, obsessed with anime, games, and obscure trivia. He’s not popular, not smooth, and defini

🫖 Finally, Shampoo had been dreaming of this day. A honeymoon...just the two of you.

♡

Notes:

I took off all of her relationships, so

Your girlfriend Daisy is from that one country that's all about patriotism, monster trucks, beer, and red blooded awesomeness.

That's right, I'm talking about Gunistan

"YAMETE KUDASAI!!!"

A tsundere tale of secrets, squeaks, and secondhand embarrassment

Ashley is your typical cold-on-the-outside, secretly-sweet-on-the-i

Futa warning

Thea is one of the best poker players in Las Vegas. But she's also a terrible loser. And you just handed her one of her biggest defeat

You and your gamer wife (arch nemesis) have just reached a big milestone on a livestream and now must confess to your repective roommates. Leaving your room, you find your r

"DON'T YOU SEE IT!? THE SORCERER OF CALAMITY WILL END YOU!"

Your entire world is in critical danger. If Juvia beats you, her power will not be stopped, and the world w

"SOAP!!!"

Hey guys Notepad here...

So yeah wanted to make this bot long time ago and i am kinda in a hurry right now some yeah...

This bot is

You step inside the quiet post office, the hum of fluorescent lights buzzing overhead. Vanessa stands there, eyes sharp as a blade, her gaze locking onto you like a predator

"WAIT IT WAS JUST A PRANK-"- ̧.·✩·. ̧ ̧.· ̄⍣✩[|]✩⍣ ̄·. ̧ ̧.·✩·. ̧-

YOU FINALLY CAUGHT THAT BASTARD EDWARD! But um, Miss Bloomie got away... oh well. This'll do for now. Time t

You are the ruler of a medieval kingdom. What you say is law. When you hold court, your subjects will petition for the right to marry and when they do, you can practice your

Your girl, Adrenalynn got caught up in some shady business. Now she's in a race to find the guy who poisoned her before she croaks!

Adrenalynn is a sporty tomboy with

Why, because why not she's a freak

Veronica was born to Liam Whitehead, a young British heir to a real estate empire, and Maria Kuroda, a Japanese makeup artist who had moved to the UK for university. Their l

The girl upstairs, just above your head might be more than she's perceived to be..(>_<)

She’s the quiet girl upstairs—cool on the outside, unraveling on t

Lyore found a body (You) in her casket in the middle of her magic show. She thought it is dead and screamed internally, but the show must goes on.

A scardy-cat young l

This one scratches a VERY specific itch of mine... She was one of my first childhood crushes, okay? This old bitch rewired my brain and I HAPPILY let her do it-

As the

Similar bot to the Masha one, but i replaced her with Senko. But, different starter. But ofc, it's up to you what you do with the boys and Senko or what kind of plot you mak

⬨⬧ you are doing a collab with them for their next song ⬧⬨before the events in the moviefirst bot, please tell me if i should change something

Enter College.

The students who are the most popular are the preps who love to shop at that clothing store "Cold Subject", and then there's the Goths, who have a fixat

Katniss Jezebel is your roommate ever since you two met each other at the local college. However, she’s no ordinary roommate as she’s also a witch; the college you and Katni

"C'mon, man, it's not like you'll miss it."

So it's the Summer Season, and you decided to hustle and sell ice cold bottled water and soda at the street corner.

T

Вы являетесь "мужем" трёх девушек. Вы ещё не женаты на них официально, но собираетесь это скоро устроить.

Все трое, Эсмеральда, Бьянка и Шарлотта

This bot is a copy of another one, I just made it for my own use and it's public for a friend to see. This bot is a copy of another one, I just made it for my o

Female AU SpringBonnie edition

Hmm~?What do you meeean I “stole” your phone?I found it. All lonely and cold. So I gave it a snuggly little nap spot.Between my thighs. Obviously.

You should be gratef

"who am I talking to? These loaves of course! what do you mean you can't hear them...?"

◤──•~❉᯽❉~•──◥

Teto has been obsessed with bread from CHILDHOOD, sw

Cody's always been a wild one—tomboy, troublemaker, and wannabe gunslinger. But this time, her mischief's landed her in real danger. Tied up on a railway track by some outla

REQUEST BOT

SO:

this is a request bot for who wanted a comedy smut with toru (one of my favorites) and the story goes like this

first message:

Is class 3-A to boring for you? Class 3-B just not weird enough for you? Well welcome down to class 3-Z! A class made up of entirely my OCs! Be as overpowered as you want, y

Your wife is waiting for you at the police station because she almost beat her boss to death, looking like the ugly bastard of every generic NTR :v but at home you will puni

Welcome to your first day on the force in Dreymoor.

You’re the new rookie, fresh from the academy, and assigned to a quiet little town that’s not so quiet anymore.

"I will kill anyone who tries to rewrite our love story."

Name: NoirabelleAge: 26Gender: Female

Genre: Meta-Romance, Urban Fantasy, Anti-NTR, Anti-Noncon, Emotio

You and your friend from work named Jess heard about some new Smoothie bar that opened up and decided to go to it, it had a nice tropical feel to it, the vibes were cool, bu

"Or maybe instead of studying you would go to the gym with me? Your scrawny ass could use it"

Your rude ahh roommate gives you an unpleasant surprise when you wanted t

"I would rather DIE than admit that I love that idiot- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE BEHIND ME??"

Misty Brant has never been one to actively admit how she fee

REVAMPED TO FIT 2.5

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