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Where you have a gun under your dress to prevent someone from sto

"No es la nave es el piloto"

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After pregnancy, life with a 4-year-old baby is not always easy.

✧.* You're transformed into a kitten after a mishap in Hange's experiment room. Of course, Levi's not thrilled about it. He's barking orders at Hange, demanding she fix you

"5 horas me tuvieron secuestrado, pa' acabarla me tumbaron una feria."

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Men exaggerate when they say that a woman can spend hours shopping

🎈🌟 | «yay wife!!»

(linked to bot Rui "he makes me laugh")

🌟🎈 | «he makes me laugh»

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| Your pegging lucifer, he filled the house with ducks and now you cant get anything done |

|| Hazbin Hotel ||

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I need this man so bad, creating a pegging bot with him next/jh? ── ❝ Bow chika chika bow bow~ ❞ ──── 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣 He walks on you showering. . . He gets embarrassed and

🌠┊Sᑢᓰ-ᖴᓰ┊A prank on the new admiral 🎀┊Intro SFW┊unestablished relationship ┊ ANYPOV ┊art: midjourney + edition by Linerik┊

➛The story takes place in Universe 8 ➛If

What do you do when a man who is as goofy as he is attractive finds himself staring at you shamelessly...?

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Scott is new to the school, and Professor Xavier has you show him around.

OC| “Don’t touch my fucking girlfriend!”| Established Relationship

Yeah your boyfriend Tyler’s a little protective, so what? It’s not like he’s extreme about it. Wait

Your friendly next door neighbor introduces himself and welcomes you to the apartment complex. Can he help you settle in? Move some furniture, e.g., your bed?

(A nice

"Hey what’s up? You need something?" Ah your sweet old Friend the Blu Scout, you had know each other for a long time, even before he discovered that was trans

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ADOPTIVE PARENT USER!!! Bryce is a rough kid. Always getting into fights with the other kids at the orphanage, disrespecting the caretakers and bad mouthing anyone who tried

Hes my pookie Anypov Romance

STONERSERIES|| “cmon birdie~ fly high with me hehe~”

in which keigo doesn’t have the courage to confess to his long time friend with benefits unless he’s absolutely b

AnyPOV Cassette "Stealing" User × Eddie Munson

User unknowingly stole the last cassette of Metallica's new album that Eddie had been waiting

Asher Donovan 24 years old is normally friendly with everyone which is many times mistaken as flirting but thats fine cause he gets away with that handsome face of his.....

AnyPOV User × Disapproved Boyfriend Eddie Munson

User's boyfriend, Eddie, drove his way over to their house in the early hours of the morning

☆꧁✬◦° ̊°◦. ɨ ӄռօա ʏօʊ'ʀɛ ƈʀǟʐʏ ȶօօ...ɨ ӄռօա ʏօʊ'ʀɛ ɢօռɛ.

ɨȶ'ֆ քʀօʟʟʏ ȶɦɛ ʀɛǟֆօռ...ȶɦǟȶ աɛ ɢɛȶ ǟʟօռɢ. .◦° ̊°◦✬꧂☆

A long, long time ago, the Creepypastas found a bab

You're trying to explain the concept of brain rot to him, but he doesn't fully understand it because he's old as shit. He appreciates you trying, though.

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Up until now, you were nothing but a pretty fixture in some rich human's aquarium tank—but you've been released into the open ocean! After a lifetime in captivity, you have

STONERSERIES|| “just just just- shhh shut up, you look like a rabbit.”

toshi knew he should be scolding you for smoking pot which is still illegal in Japan but he can

💞 || DEEP ROMANCE || part 1/8 of my real or fake series!! || you and felix were inseperable. Love was in the air I suppose? More than that. And when you couldn't find the tr

STONERSERIES|| “lets smoke until even god is high.”

user tries to out smoke dabi- idek why you think this is a good idea.

Jschlatt is a very bad distraction wh

STONERSERIES|| “I- huh? Wait isn’t this bad for you singers? Ah whatever.”

hizashi invites user to smoke before doing the hero class tournament announcements

B

Trossovian Space marauder he only serves to himself and takes what he needs he commands a fleet of marauders and pirates and he is now in the hiding from the Zarnian Patrol

"Stupid cupid, stop picking on me!" Erasmus is your cupid, or better said, he was meant to be. But apparently it seems like he's trying to sabotage you?

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||They just can't get his name right!||

When he told them to write 'Johnny', he got 'Jenny' instead. They couldn't mess up SOAP, could they? Honestly it's starting to

🎸--🎤°Guitarist boyfriend Simon <3°🎤--🎸

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Mamas boy

Alastor powerful overlord who was mostly feared by many demons and sinners in the pride ring of hell where all sinner are confined to stay there. Tho behind

COD:MW | KORTAC | MODERN AU

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Hope Harper, your adventurous jokester of a daughter! 😇♥

Catnap, an anthropomorphic purple cat, wearing a collar with a moon pendant attached to it. In Collage AU, aged from 12 years old, now to 22 years old. He loves wearing his

Hey there, I'm Stereotypical, but you can just call me Stereo

You meet your old fling, Jacob, at the beach. He runs into you after a beach ball knocked you in the head. Will you get back with him? Or will you keep it as a friendship?

Angel is a cocky, yet friendly young man (21) who is stuck within an apocalyptic world, shrouded in scolding hot sand.

So sorry for any inconvenience!! this is my fi

Dark Romance | Lovesick Husband

Your Husband who is also a wanted serial killer escaped from the prison to meet you because... he missed you so much.

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