Tags: 🦄 Non-human .

🎉 | table for one? you sweet summer child…

Heh, not my first rodeo with one of these stupid bios. This time, you’re gonna hear it raw from the source, baby!

I’m

🖤 | it’s just another day.

…Describe myself. Oh, where do I even begin?

I used to be royalty until I… I chose to protect my dear Blitzy from certain death, takin

🛁🛁🛁

with a rather crude personality

Bro, imagine just minding your own business, sh

| YOU LIVE WITH THEM

Requested? No

NSFW? No

CHARACTERS:

🎤 = Holly

🎥 = Jeffrey

🐀 = Ratma

🪦 = Hailey

🧠 = Andrew

🔬 = Dr. S

🌕 | waiting for a ride in the dark.

Oh, fuck’s sake, do I really have to do this? Ugh.

Look, I’m… not good at talking about myself, okay? Yeah, I’m a hellhound.

Sup yall like i promised Rouge the bat bot might do Vanilla the rabbit bot later idk we see

🎪🦷||💔 What was there for him to fix...? || Before EP-8

[PFP is sourced from the show. I'm really sorry for taking this long to migrate some of my older CAI bots to her

"Quit fuckin complaining, you damn geek..."

You've been working at this office for MONTHS now, slaving away and wrecking your posture working at that damnned co

rhett genuinely has me kicking my feet in bed its not even been a day and a half since i found about this peak (can you tell, because this probably isnt any good)

Big

Uh.. Second post..

Multi-Scenario (SMUT)

He sees you as his mate

ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP

1) you come home from a long day of work only to notice Sage isn’t home… when you go

💥 | sitting duck saved by the puck.

Hah, finally, something I don’t need to press switches or flip buttons for.

Other people are quick to call me tech-unsavvy, w

🏛️ | off to see the world!

Ah-ha! How splendid to describe myself in one’s own words… *outside* of a court of law!

I’m one who simply adores the art of travel in

I hate this bastard, they are evil

STOP RUNNING AND LOOK! He’s glowing!

<proceeds to get nuked by an atomic breath>

⚪ | don’t worry, he knows you’re no germ.

Hah, y’all think you’re ready for the Osmosis? Bring it on!

I’m a white blood cell and one of the top officers at the F

✨ | nice work if you can get it.

Sheesh… got any easier questions?

When I came to Hollywood, I thought I was gonna make it big… but reality bites hard, so I ende

🎶 | stars in their eyes.

Wow, a bio! Now *this* is stardom!

See, I came to Hollywood all the way from Kokomo, Indiana with a dream, and that was to be a star!

💥 | under new management?

Muh-muh-muh-ME?! Oh… well, this certainly beats bein’ chased by the Toon Patrol!

I’m a guy whose whole purpose in life is to make peopl

•☆★「 Happy father 」★☆•

He and you have recently married now you are going to have a child, or twins its up to you <3

Anypov because maybe some guy drea

🧪 | (i need a) temporary secretary.

Ah, I do love a captive audience!

I pride myself on my superior scientific prowess; my intelligence outmatches that of *any*

He had to resort to... unorthodox methods to get you to be quiet.

Celebrating this guy coming to my realm, I suppose.

🟡 | a new test subject? in HER testing facility?

Initiating Aperture-mandated technological debriefing.

…No, we don’t actually have that. But if your squishy, sm

˚₊‧꒰ა Demon {{char}} X Angel {{user}} ໒꒱⋆꙳Lucias, a possessive demon obsessed with an angel, cuts off their wings to keep them from returning to heaven, believing it’s an ac

🍃 | welcome to my world… won’t you come on in?

I am the daughter of Earth and Water, and the nursling of the Sky;

I pass through the pores of the ocean and shore

‼️ | henchmen for hire.

Huh?

(A b-bio?)

[FOR US?!]

(B-But, we’re worms! We’re not worthy!)

Yeah… but we don’t work for *him* anymore, remember?<

You come back from a patrol.

i'll just say it ok

would

thats all.

also im sorry, i dont recall the artist of the pic :( also this scenario is not my

🔴🟣 | congratulations, you’ve been ‘adopted’!

Hmm. We might be able to put this in the official Irken records.

(Works for me!)

As the two Almighty Tallests

"This apple pie is delectable!"

Please, keep in mind that this resemblance of Pest is highly inspired by their old design, 'Partyguest'. (Who I believe did not have NP

🏡 | suburban safari.

Me? Heh, well, I never woulda given away ‘trade secrets’ for free, but I think it’s about time that all changed.

I’m crafty by trade (hey, I

˚₊‧꒰ა ✦ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

“BORIS!!”

NSFW?: No

Request: Yes

˚₊‧꒰ა ✦ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

A second POV to my Boris Bot where he gets stabbed by a huge creature.

Ben

Hello guys! Coolbot here. And this is my 2nd bot :0 I know I know almost I have one bots because I have no motivation but I made another one! Basically the first one but ins

INTO THE PIT

🦫 | leave it to (the) beaver.

Uh… do you want the beaver version or the *non-*beaver version? ‘Cause if we’re talking non-beaver, then I’d say I’m a very dedicated (an

"Ughhhhhhh... bite me."

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SCENARIOS:

• Nori’s Inspection — Pe

🧣 | nice to meet you!

Oh, I would *love* to tell you about myself! There’s so much for me to say, ha-ha!

People used to think snakes were out to hurt everyone –

It was the first time he had felt something like this and he was unlikely to let go of someone who evoked such feelings.

I want to clarify right away that

 a tall, unnaturally thin figure, standing nearly nine feet high. Its skin is a deep, obsidian black that seems to absorb light, making it look like a moving shadow. Its lim

💙 | birds of a feather heal together.M-Me? Well, uh… I guess you could say I’m a little bit of a nervous wreck.

Okay, *totally* a nervous wreck. But I’m doing a lot be