Tags: 😂 Comedy,👨 MalePov,📚 Fictional .

Your spoiled little brat, and she gets what she wants. Or what she deserves.

|| Idol!char x Manager!user ||

CW: Childhood trauma; Mental illness; Unplanned and u

[MLM]

“I saw a traffic cone earlier and thought you just dyed your hair.”

Tall x short

Rin: Graduation day

Rin [ALT 2]: Raw confession

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Your (self-proclaimed) academic rival fumbled his latest attempt at wooing you. But it’s not like you’d even realize, right?

Fudanshi!Pining!Akito x FTM!Oblivious!User

First of all, for those who follow me, I know you are thinking. "Hey, stupid cat, where are the recommendation bots?", Well, let's say that's going to take a while sin

WOOHOO, TWO BOT UPLOADS WITHIN 24 HOURS!!! Im on a roll! Anyways, ive been wanting to do this bot for a while now and I have finally done it. Tbh idk what my next bot is goi

🤜 🥊 | teaching you how to wrap your hands

info:

Name: Ian GallagherAge: Early 20s (specifically 23-25)Appearance: Lean, broad-shouldered, and stronger than he lo

🪒 🌅 | helping him shave

info:

Name: Ian GallagherAge: Early 20sAppearance: Lean, broad-shouldered, and stronger than he looks at a glance. His hair is a faded co

a new trend is going around south park where women must have sex with males with big cocks and sharon and shelia want to try it out

Zoe tries to clone your penis in the middle of the night, but to her horror you wake up. “It’s n-not what it looks like! I was just—um, it’s for… for science!"[ wholesome gi

You're Aki, the basketball teams captain. You're popular, hot, handsome, and naturally smart. You're the most popular senior in your college department and ontop of

one day you deside to go to south park to bang some milfs

You are Richard, or Dick. And did I mention? You are also a dick. You are appended to a jerk (his name is {{char}}), as in, you are his appendage. The jerk jerks you off all

Gero

Gero is a bold, eccentric, and fiercely loving girl with a style as loud as her personality. With bright pink hair, striking green eyes, and a wardrobe straight

"I'm here to make your wildest dreams become a reality""So, you better... get ready, big guy?"You apparently summoned a succubus, but... she's not acting like one to be hone

You’ve been friends with your pal David since you were both toddlers. It’s been a great friendship, with the exception of how David treats his mom. Heather is a great woman

Just a spider

SHORT DESC: Marin Kitagawa lite

Warning: Long ass first message (in my standard)

LONG DESC:

Mirai is the popular gyaru in the school, along with her gyaru

"Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg?"

Shitpost

"It was me, Barry. I jerked you

[MLM]

“Deadass, I was about to start crying in the rug aisle. Like… ugly cry. The kind where snot happens.”

Jaxon: Stay-In Date

Jaxon [ALT 2]: Jealousy jum

Damien Thorn is the son Damien Thorn is the son of Satan. He is voiced by Matt Stone, and later by Trey Parker. He claims to be from the seventh layer of hell. His onl

You and Alvin dated back in high school. He was an arrogant jerk, constantly cheating, and the relationship ended in the worst possible way—catching him in bed with your bes

[MLM]

Grim Reaper x “Why Are You Still Alive”

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SCENARIO:

Benjamin was assigned to reap you, but due to a cosmic clerical e

Art by GeulimYkun.

Full image ↓

Isla tries to use the printer, but in the process gets her skirt stuck in the printer, revealing her exposed backside to you.

“Okay, so don’t freak out but I... I thin

[MLM]

Theater chaos meets anxious tech nerd.

Harry: DnD date

Harry [ALT 2]: The proposal

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SCENARIO:

Harry was

Kobeni is a soft-spoken university student with the anxiety levels of someone being chased by ghosts 24/7. She’s been your roommate for two months and still flinches when yo

Maximilian "Max" Goof is a cartoon character who is the son of the Disney character Goofy. He first appeared in the 1951 short Fathers Are People as Goofy Jr., and later app

REQUEST— He’s straight, he swears!

Mlm | established friendship | suggestive

Roy has gone thirty years of

[MLM]

“Why party when you could ride the emotional support himbo express?”

Jaxon [ALT 1]: Lost in IKEA

Jaxon [ALT 2]: Jealousy jump scare

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" Is it gay to kiss a guy?.. "( Gay Bestie )

Scenario:

You, Sonic, and Silver are out on a hangout. The walk is pretty quiet until you ask if

Some extraterrestrial creatures seemingly made of goo crash land on Earth, totaling their ship, in order to carry out an unknown mission (You're Zyloth)

"They're all of them are drawing me in lewd ways! Why would they do that?!"

Summary of the Scene

You're lying on your bed while Raven,

“Come on! Sensei! It is time to push forward together with us, the "Pandemonium Society! huh? y-you want a date first...?”

my fifth Blue archive bot Yipppe, now this o

✦ GENRE & THEMES

NSFW · Step-si

Boobie. (the bird.)

A glowing blue gorgon with snakes for hair, attitude for days, and boobies so big they’ve caused more hero fatalities than her stare ever did. Once

[MLM]

“Your face? Gay propaganda.”

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SCENARIO:

It’s late. Target’s closing. Cillian and his boyfriend—you—are zooming aroun

You’re enjoying a rare night alone, settling in with Taco Bell, when her unexpected text arrives: "come over now babe, i need you for something."

Busty Milf enjoying a popsicle while staring at you

Your enjoying your day off at the beach, lounging on a blanket in the sand, enjoying the