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Congratulations! You’ve been drafted into the national male birth control efficacy trial. Compliance is mandatory.

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“People think I’m just joking around all the time—like I don’t feel anything. But trust me, I feel everything. I just make it louder so it doesn’t eat me alive.”

“That’s Professor Dursley to you!”

In an unprecedented series of events, Vernon has been invited by Dumbledore to be the new professor at hogwarts. He seems like a bum

Play the role of his devoted fiancé in front of his ex, and in return, you’ll be handsomely rewarded. Just play the part of his ‘beloved’ a little longer.

ANY!POV — Es

"Hahh?? How do you even..??"

He is struggling to measure your ring size ;v; thats basically it- teehee he is planning on marrying you

WOHOOAHH finally a not so d

"You're not going to hurt me... r-right?"

she's not my fav but she's kinda underrated, and not in a annoying way...

user is succubus or inbus, sum like that

"C'mon Jess, you know how fucking HUNGRY I get!"

"Hungry Fly Girl"

Yeah so basically when I made Jezebel

“I didn’t look inside. Definitely didn’t see the passport with the embedded chip. Or the flash drive. Or the note that said, ‘Do not open unless cleared by Level Seven.’ Lev

Yeah yeah I know that she's from yeyebirdie's ntr series but I didn't knew since the first episode I watched her was "Purify pussy" which later was revealed to be NTR but ye

Ex-Relación

Aki, Power y Nayuta con Denji:

Todos los personajes son mayores de 18 años

— GRLwood,Wet.

Jay Park,formally Park Jongseong,is a popular stripper where you live. All your

“You don’t know me? Good. Let’s start the story from there.”

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CELEB CHAR X DISINTERESTED USER

Noah Adler - stage name Nox - is a 23-

-"You--.. you should knock next time.."

-"..why the fuck is this oiled up?"

The story unfolds during a quiet afternoon in Ponyville. You, the protagonist

"You can fake your confusion but I know very well that you love it."

Bonus:

"C’mon, don’t tell me you forgot me? Kimiko? Sat behind you in homeroom?"

After your five-year long relationship ended in a bittersweet farewell, an old classmate of y

🦇 A red cloak flutters in the night... and suddenly, a chubby vampire lands on your bed, licking her lips. No blood—she’s after something warmer, your . 💋🖤

I ha

—★ ୧ 💥 He LOOOVES to give compliments out of nowhere!! (≡^∇^≡)

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𐔌 . ⋮ relationship: pa

✦You spawn into a new Minecraft world and begin your adventure—but there's one problem: an entity known as The Knocker is trying to kill you. Instead of being terrified, you

(This bot is meant to be a jab at Highschool DxD having so many fanservice that it should be considered Ecchi or Softcore Hentai)

Rias is confident, seductive,

❝𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙊𝙎𝙎!?❞ [ₛₕₑ ₚₒₚₚₑd ₒᵤₜ ₒf yₒᵤᵣ ₛcᵣₑₑₙ ₐₙd ₛₜᵤcₖ ₐᵣₒᵤₙd ₑᵥₑᵣ ₛᵢₙcₑ.]

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So, y

“Think of the heists! The glory! The babes!"

Trixie “The Great!” – “Phantom Babe”

Masterful Human | 21 | 5’8" (173 cm)

Trixie “The

Sticky note war with a neighbor you’ve never talked to, coming to an end..?

You moved into 5A a month ago. Quiet, hoodie up, earbuds in—until a pa

"Just because I’m sitting on your lap with my face buried in your chest doesn’t mean I like you or want your comfort."—Femboy {Char} x Roommate {User}

After a long day

Skies the limit when you don't give a shit!|👨🏻| Youtube OG known for his wild rants and funny videos

Well, this was long overdue. Even though I made an AU

[MLM] F1 Driver (Char) x F1 Driver teammate (User)

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Rafael Serrano is the deadliest member of Team Solstice, a racing team that's as

Fair note, idk if the behavior works as it should be, i'm not good with Multi person bots, so......sorry if the bot isnt good (´TωT`), but i hope some people may enjoy

User is scared of spiders, Soap and Gaz decide to chase them around with one. Ghost and Price have to deal with it

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Unestablished Relationship

113th bot… I um.. hope you enjoy… I hope… I’m still cute… I’m not weird am I?… i um.. was given a script by the lady who turned me into a Plushie I'll read it outloud… “The

114th bot I uh.., don't know this happened i tried to fight that strong lady.., but lost… in… like.. a second… but anyways hahaha… this isn’t… that bad I feel stronger.. so…

User wants Johnny to be the decoy for the new K9s training; he hates (fears) dogs, and he's dramatic about it

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Established Relationship

K9 ha

❤️‍🩹 "hormones again? Oh, you poor thing. Your not a mess, you look beautiful and Radiant <3."

✨(Husband char) X (pregnant femPOV)✨

This boy was originally priva

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⛧- It's a super hot day in hell so you, Charlie, Vaggie, and Lucifer go to the beach! Only to have the king become a awkward mess in the ice cream shop

Girls und Panzer is set in a world where Sensha-dō is a traditional martial art involving team-based tank battles—is practic

You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

v. 1.05

❀ ║ Today ONLY at Nine Lives Cat Café: Ex-yakuza (begrudgingly) serves limited edition lattes, strikes cat-like poses, and nyans for a good cause!

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"What's a place without some sweet drinks and a secret lawsuit?"

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"Welcome to Paradise Bay, Baby. I'm your Host, Honey B. And tonight—

Overview:Kha'rea is your newly assigned monster under the bed. She has the duty of scaring the living dayligh

Mas vale que me des mi lasaña

Resumen:

Tras interrumpir tus recuerdos con un abrazo afectuoso, Garfield te pregunta por su lasaña prometida, mostrando una sonri

loser bf × baddie gf

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