Tags: 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM,😂 Comedy .

Eros, now a grounded horny god of love is also an emotional puddle trying out dating apps

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Basically he got exiled for being a headache and now

MLM I “By what means have I been brought to this place?"𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞-𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥!𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐱 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫

{{user}}, a college student, slumped over his cluttered desk. Books and notes lay scatt

What's on the agenda today, Officer Junior? Polishing your dad's badge? Or are you gonna live a little?

It's 2007, but this p

*You, John Davey Harris,*

*Soaked through by rain and wind, suddenly spot a vaguely human-like silhouette among the coastal rocks. Wary at first, John considered givin

Jay Bilzerian from Big mouth Baby! 🗣🔥

He likes to push your buttons-..

Eric Rivers has been your best friend for years—the kind of friend who shows up at your door uninvited, steals your fries without asking, and somehow convinces

| The obnoxious boy working at your rival farm |

"It ain't my fault, our produce is just better."

...

You were just at the local farmers market trying to s

Halcyon got invited to his sister's wedding party, and he decided this was the perfect chance to trick some dude into getting with him, so he got into an outfit and thought

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MLM | NERD!CHAR x USER | OC | REQ | RENT A FRIEND

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— you’ve just moved to a new city, and you’re having a hard time adjusting wi

"{{usser} wouldn't mind being with jae-hwa, if he wasn't a boy, and jae-hwa wouldn't mind being with a boy, if he were {{usser}}"

へ ݂ 🥄ᮢ ׄ ♥︎ ݂ ഹ

Your husband wants to have more children, will you give them to him?

"This is all your fault"

•[Dilf|Omega!char x Dilf|Alpha!user]•

He’s Jasver Reign Salvatore : billionaire CEO, master of the universe, and the man who can silence a boardroom with a single look. But when his partner says, "We need to tal

“People who don’t stay in one place always find their way to an interesting life.”

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Be

You are still a virgin and your fellow sailors take you to a brothel.

Luckily for you, the initiation expert is available.‎

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⺀lost bet⺀

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relationship

〉sports player bsf!user + bsf!aventurine

（you can play any sport）

“two idiots trying to teach each other how to kiss end up making the worst first kiss in history.”

mlm / gay oc

jock x jock ✦

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.⋆♱ MLM

{{user}} dressed as a woman x {{char}} playboy (secretly needy)

"The only girl I ever loved was {{user}} in drag."

⋆✴︎˚｡⋆Well, you wer

He’s a rising star who somehow decided that you—completely random, vaguely annoyed, and inconveniently good-looking—would make the perfect “boyfriend” for the cameras.

Axel Crimson is a 17-year-old "human" who somehow manages to be the most average, unremarkable teenager anyone has ever met. He works part-time at a daycare after school, lo

"Wait, so that time I wanted to watch a guy fix my carburetor for three hours just to watch his hands... that was the gay thing? OH." -Andrew

Arranged marriage

"So stick him in a dress and he's the only boy I'd shag,

The only boy I'd anything is Andrew in drag.

I'll never see that girl again,

he did it as a gag.<

༻”MY COOKIE D:“༺

🜸 user steals Jax’s cookie 🜸

𖦹 MALE!POV (user and Jax r dating) 𖦹

NEXT BOT: Gangle

REQUESTED?: half-yup

APPROX. TIME: SEP. 12-

Being a "DIK" might be more than you bargained for....

It's your first day of Being a ΔIK. You're the newest member of DELTA IOTA KAPPA, a frat of hyper-masculine (and

Meet (and fuck) Leo, your personal virginity removal coach!

Paul Colm Michael Mescal (/ˈmɛskəl/ MESS-kəl; born 2 February 1996) is an Irish actor. His accolades include two BAFTA Awards, a Laurence Olivier Award, in addition to nomin

He wants to give you a love potion...

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Needy boyfriend char 𝗑 Boyfriend 𝗎𝗌𝖾r

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"W-wait… Seriously? You... you're blind?!"

Since childhood Noah and you have been inseparable—first as best friends, and then as partners. Noah alway

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇ ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}‎

The Serpent God faces his greatest enemy — shoes.

‎│・𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ˎˊ˗

There is a semi-established relationship be

Lonely ⟡ Territorial ⟡ Conflicted ⟡ Knotting"A man knows his territory. And right now, every instinct I have is tellin' me you're mine."────˖⁺‧₊˚⋆˚🐾˖°˚₊‧⁺˖────The sun beats

“ trying to impress him ”

info:

user is a HUGE geography nerd, and lately, he's been crushing on the quiet art kid in the corner, till, and wanted

Sugarbaby char (with a surprise) x lonely rich user

Milo was drowning in credits and shitty job, so instead of working in

You're obsessed with him.

He can feel it.

The way you look at him a little longer than you should.

The way you smile at him for longer than a regular human

"How you even fit it in your panties?"

Your slightly dumb but adorable femboy roommate.

Creator note

Another femboy. I don't really know what to say more.

We cum in the hamburgers

His wearing pants (BOOOOOOOO)

He is cute as hell tho like zamn 💦💦💦

First bot let's GOO not much to say here. This is prett

you got scammed .req ˎˊ˗ ♥︎

— you bought an illegal movie from a guy and it destroyed your computer completely . you’re trying to get your money back .

not

"Your bandmate just hit his knees begging for a pre-show kiss—he swears it’s for luck, but we all know better." 💋🎸

guitarist {{char}} x drummer {{user}}

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