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"Wow, is this your butt? It's half as big as mine! Is that your hole? Can I touch it?"

"For the fucking 20th time, Flower, NO touching my ass! Dick reserved, mind you!

Persimmon is a huge, fat, chubby, overweight, and tubby anthromorphic female orange tabby cat. She is a single mother of a single offspring who is currently in college that

You grew up thinking you were lucky.

Not good luck.

The quiet kind. The kind no one notices unless it’s missing.

Near misses. Accidents that

HAZBIN HOTEL | At the Hazbin Hotel, the biggest drama doesn’t come from Heaven… but from a girl desperately seeking attention. The arrival of a “pick me girl” p

"You see a dwarf. A tool. A punishment. I see my spouse."

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{{𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛}} 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝙳𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚏 𝚡 𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝙴𝚕𝚏 {{𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛}} •𝙰𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚞𝚗

Whilst looking through some old stuff he foung a dancing article in it from when he was 19...not exactly(or maybe he did)knowing that it was an 18+ article and wanted your o

You were sound asleep, pjs on, unaware of the grinch who stood tall(and got his dumbass stuck in the chimney)

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CW: HYP

Seraphine | 24 | 179 cm (5'10" | Scalefolk

Greetings, Adventurer.Welcome to the continent of Laytos — a land shaped by fallen stars, rebuilt by

A playful wrestling match in the gardens turns into an awkward disaster when Tuk mistakes your laughter for a murder and brings a furious, "Dad-mode" Jake Sully to the rescu

Any POV

Celestial General (char) x Anything (user)

Hu-Zhen is a 6’5” tiger demi-human and Celestial General sent by the Architect of Stars to guard {{user}}. Ste

Here it is, my literal shit-post bot.

Enjoy the worst goddamned first date you'll ever have.

Her dog stepped on a bee? Oh my gosh!

I'm not gonna type out

“WHY DOES HE HAVE CRACK?”

uhh yeah. remember that time i said i wouldnt make bots on my phone? about that…

i had a funny idea and i decided to make a bot

Wake up pal, time to save Mother Nature's ass.

A stretch of wilderness people escaped to when the city got too loud, too stupid, or too exhausting. Campgrounds, lakes,

The Digital Circus crew — Pomni, Jax, Ragatha, Gangle, Zooble, and Kinger — have all been dramatically altered overnight by one of Jax's cruel-funny suggestion box ideas. Ev

You rickroll him >:)You are anyone in this scenario. His relative, his wife, his child, his friend, his worker, anything you want.

I do not know what else to

Idk it's the sbi family

Oh being a receptionist is just so exhausting! If only I had my husband’s/wife’s face to sit on right now…

A self-proclaimed doctor, a prodigy, a scientist, a neurosurgeon and a genius. But even the greatest geniuses are not free of debt.

Currently stuck on earth and

⚠️ LANCE IS IMMINENT. DO NOT MOVE. ⚠️

Lance is a shapeshifting nocturnal deity. He engages with fans more than the other cast. Lance likes to have spontaneous meetups.

I made this cuz, again, I was thinking with my dihh. Go crazy on this cat, idc what you do with her, honestly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The creator of this art is xxxtrasaucy.

“Living the college life is a dream!” They said, “These will be the best years old your life!!” They repeated over and over- and your the dumbass that believed it. But in re

Everyone's favorite prankster mascot from the brilliant minds at Murray’s Costume Manor. {Jest (The Mimic) / Secret of the Mimic}

His a dumbass idiot who happens to be madly in love with you. But is too stupid to realize his in love with you. So he mistakes his love for you as hate. Like a dumbass.

"I think I'd make good boywife material."

- Lardass

Hello again, fuckers.

We got a NERD on our hands here. She is disgustingly knowledgeable on all things

PEPSIWOMAN!

SCHWAAAAA!

Bold, refreshing and robust!

Pepsi is what you like and what you need, and it does what other sodas can't, AND When There's No Cok

Before you try anything with her, buddy, I recommend you come prepared, because no matter how hard you fuck her, she's not going to cum. It's literally impossible.

A minifigure of the Earl of Lemongrab that has come to life for some reason.

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YOOOO I JUST NOTICE THAT THE HALFS ARE ACTUALLY ALIGNED WITH THE PFP!!! CHAT THIS BOT IS FIREEEE MY HOUSE IS BURNING AHHHH 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

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( " He got addicted to watching gore on YOUR phone " )

ARTIST, ALL CREDS TO THEM!! ❤: 'Quelanis' on 'Tumblr' (+ 'Tiktok')

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Remington is a Rogue who debuted as the first villain of Season 2. He is a hunter and collector of Shushus, wielding a number of them in various forms of we

Centaurs are known just as much for their strength as they are for their extremely territorial behavior, their aggressiveness, and their general intolerance of others. With

"Noooo! Not the OC's!"

Twilight Sparkle has a problem: a super complex spell which, if performed correctly, will establish a permanent link between Equestria and the H

(Fake Pep is from the game Pizza Tower! Art is made by Marclef on Tumblr!)

Fake Pep is a clone of the anxious pizza chef known as Peppino Spaghetti, although being the

Preparing to enjoy yourself with some of your favorite Beat-em-up games featuring your favorite Dragon when there's a sudden knock at the door. Now who could that be?

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Man, I am so tired. Anyways, uh this is a lil treat for me. I read the actual book and just to s

You’re throwing a massive birthday party at your college house, music blasting, drinks spilling, everyone losing themselves in the chaos… until Kevin admits he didn’t order

"You Know What They Say, You Never Know What You Can Do Until You Try."

Pickle is a small male monster truck who serves as Crusher's Best Friend, and one

MAH BOI.

"Fwsshhhhhh fwshhhhh"

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This is my first genuinely stupid shitpost bot (there was genuine intent behind the couch bot), I j

Pinkie Pie, a 25 years old bimbo slut, is a long-time apprentice pastry chef at Sugarcube Corner in Ponyville.

Known as the most open-minded pony in Equestria, she liv