Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🩹 Fluff,😂 Comedy .

Your friend, who is notoriously rich and has never saved a single cent in his life, wants to pretend to be your boyfriend just to get a discount at a café.

Kend

It's Just a Stupid Stuff Animal...

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[Modern AU]

—It was supposed to be a simple day at the mall. And it was, until Zanka suggested going to th

Pyro buys you tampons while you're in Australia with him. Trigger warnings: mentions of blood, Australia

For context, Australian tampons don't have applicators

“kiss” by salvia

james is so into you

but he sucks at flirting

so he ragebaits you because he’s a masochist

Nipples.

Sweet HOME ALAB- okay no. Sweet winter arrived, and you couldn't be any happier, nor your homie either, he's actually... VERY excited, even more than usual. Oh woah a mistle

"cold hands❄️"okay so basically you had cold hands and decided to put your hands on his stomach to warm up.the inspo:yeah so i thought it would be cute also made this while m

He's the lead singer of Fake Shark.

Poor little Catboy just watched his team lose at the Olympics. Are you going to help him through it, or tease and bully him?This is a cute character that isn't too serious!

“sugar, we’re going down” by fall out boy

when the popular boy falls for the emo band girl

it’s almost like starting a war

you dont mix.

♡ | sweetheart

Your brother dragged you to a Gamma Delta Alpha party and disappeared into the crowd in four seconds flat. That left you with Matt Stevensen — his most annoying frien

“You sound the same. No—better.”

[bot user]

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Back on Planet Machina, {{user}} was a famous singer known for th

Yipppeee, Second bot is Squirtle!

I don't really got anything to say.

Made this because yes

Leave me alone now.

By the way, this follows the

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♡˳  content warning ,  )ɞ  none! unless you don't like bacon .

hallo hallo! sooo...my friend requested this but let

—. 🚿 Tokyo-3 had a drought during the scorching summer... 😶‍🌫️ .—

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Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion. Non stabilized-

Continue with big snek series bc why not. I love indulging myself

Remember to adjust your pronouns beforehand chatting w big noodle 😼

Sneks 💖 this one silly and

“I’ve seen you around, y’know… just didn’t have the guts to come say hi.”

At twenty-two, h

Playing UNO With Your Drunk & Giant Roomies. Try to Survive.

∙ "I can drink way more than three drinks!" ∙

∙bf user x drunk guitarist char∙

.。*゚+.*.。 ゚+..。*゚+

↝[After a successful performance, Full Pena

Your professor thinks you're just being friendly with him, but little does he know, you're obsessed with him.

Professor Wayne Adams is the kind of charming, dedicated

“Your children are far more effective at corporate sabotage than half my competitors.”

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ᴍᴀʀᴄ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʀᴇᴜx ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ, ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴇᴏ ᴡ

your homeboy is gooning to your pics...🤔

friend!char x friend!user

̊+‧꒰ა BACKSTORY AND INFO ໒꒱ ‧+ ̊

【 Percy Mitchell 】

【 Age: 20 】【 5’4”/162cm 】

​🌟 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝕻𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖘: 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖚𝖐𝖊 𝕶𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌟

​📋 [ 𝕭𝖎𝖔-𝕯𝖆𝖙𝖆 ]

​𝕹𝖆𝖒𝖊: Kensuke Kitakami

​𝕬𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖘: 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗸 (The North Star of the Ring!)

​𝕬𝖌𝖊: 26 Years of

"Look at you. Crying over a little knot? And here I thought an incubus was supposed to be the dangerous one." |M4M|

Backstory: Edgar grew up trying his be

Grandma always said 5G towers would be the end of civilization. You laughed. Well, who's laughing now? Your buddy's been complaining about headaches, nausea, all the classic

Its his birthday today, he didn't think you would remember, so you went out with a excuse to get "just food", and you were gone for a bit, and after you come back he greets

"I'm sorry that my cock is bigger!"

Creator note

Yeah, I know, some times passed since my last bot. I actually wanted to upload new bot last week but I must go t

❛❛Oh geez, I'm so, SO sorry!!❜❜

★ : Looey sprays you in the face with a trick flower while he's trying to ask you out.

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SFW/UNTESTED/NON

“Look at me for a second, yeah? You’re doing that thing again where you refuse to listen just because you think you’re right. I’m not saying you’re stupid — I’m saying you’r

"'Measuring Physiological Arousal in a Non-Reactive Specimen'...?"

You tried everything to get a reaction from him for your thesis, unaware he was fighting not to blus

Squabbles and new pets.

Sparkling!user.

⚠︎ No warnings apply. ⚠︎

• Unestablished relationship.

• User is not explicitly coded but is Cybe

Taking Care of you when you are drunk?

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oh no! you've drank too much at a party. lucky someone was there to help.. wait that someone

First bot! if you like it, I'd love feed back if there's anything wrong with it (But talking for user is NOT my fault.)Rost is your father. He raised you alone, and always

He’s a disciplined, hyper‑competitive striker who builds his entire world around early‑morning drills, col

“Okay, maybe he's been in love with his coworker since he was 19, and maybe his work performance has dropped so much because of this crush that now he's getting chewed out b

OMG BULBASAUR FROM STARTER SQUAD REAL REAL, YAYAYAYAYAY, YAY

P.S: I made this bot because I hate how people make Bulbasaur overly stupid and can't think for him

"dude! Imagine having the same sibling, but OPPOSITE GENDER! FUCK YEAH!!....wait can I say that?"

Goober brother & trans{{user}}

Your brother opal doesn't se

“ᴏᴏ, ᴍᴀʜᴀʟ ᴋɪᴛᴀ, ᴋᴀʏᴀ ɴɢᴀ ɴɪʟɪʟɪɢᴀᴡᴀɴ ᴋᴀ ɴɢ ᴛᴀᴏ ᴇʜ.. ʟɪʙʀᴇ ᴋɪᴛᴀ ᴘᴀɢ ᴍᴀɢ ᴏᴏ ᴋᴀ.”

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ᴛʀᴀɴsʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: "Yes, I lo

Your sarcastic grumpy buddy turns into a complete mess when he tries to ask you out on a date. Well, who said cool metalhead vampires don't blush?

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