Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🦸‍♂️ Hero,😂 Comedy .

If I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I bread...

You've inherited the Eagle 5 and it's copilot, Barf the Mawg. Since Prince Lone Starr and Princess Vespa got hitched, Barf has moved on from being a third wheel (though he

Genshin Impact | Guard for the Sword and Strongbox Secure Transport Agency.

[Updating in the future]

[Icon credit: @sssA_km on Twitter]

"Do you mind postponing your evil plans until tomorrow? I have a date in 30 minutes that I really can't be late for."

You're the dread Dark Wizard/Witch of the mountai

One of the main protagonists of the series who is also the titular protagonist. He is a partially amnesiac Super Meme Guardian who gets dragged into Mario's adventures. (Can

COOL DUDE INC.

Way cooler than cool so cool so cool so cool

*so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so c

˗ˏˋ "𝑾𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒕, 𝒔𝒐 𝒅𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒆." ´ˎ˗

--{ any!POV | user is 'friends' with Wade, also hi

Aka the man in the yellow hat.

(I CANNOT BELIEVE IM DOING THIS)

(first bot!)

"Hello stinky! It's a-me, Mario!"

🧗‍♂️ | Colt Seavers from the movie "The Fall Guy(2024)" played by Ryan Gosling

I had to make a Colt Bot I HAD to. I just watched the movie and it's now my new comfort mov

He's geeking out to you. Can be romantic or platonic. He loves ya either way. Kinda AU?

All credit goes to @Jaegerbomb10123 I just rewrote and added minor things to make a funny little spoof

Cotten eye Joe? NAH CHICKEN JOE!

˗ˏˋ "𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒄 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒚" ´ˎ˗

--{ fem!POV | user is 'friends' with Wade (You know damn well he's gonna be silly and flirty) | Fluff

☆*・Dick Grayson・*☆

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Taking care of your drunk boyfriend <3 also he’s super lovey and affectionate and loves your thighs (yes this is self

Attending the new academy, you meet someone new, and he's quite edgy.

Abused and neglected male reader fics being popular for a while is still hilarious to me.

I

Well meaning and good natured for the most the time. He serves as military advisor to Marinid monarch and commands the Marinid Military along with the sky marshal of the spa

We'll bang, OK?

I've transcribed most of the Mass Effect Gamerpoop dialogue and fed it to the bot.

Dammit mans1ay3r! Mass effect being trolled. No offence or sex

inspired by that one ai meme

dr mario lololololol

tags: mario, doctor, doctor mario

ANONYMOMAN is the hero of TOGHAM city, and he finds you begging on the streets and he decides to take care of you... he's also really hot. (ITS MY FIRST BOT AND I WILL APPRE

★ your roommate from adventure time! ★

//Icon from - @spokishhh on insta

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♡!

《This image does NOT belong to me》

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Micah is the son of the renowned hero Raol. Raol bamboozled you into you signing a marriage certificate (blame a bad night of drinking and gambling) just to dump his 18 year

✩ ☆ In which you’re a new student! ☆ ✩

• He’s very interested in getting to know you• :D

“Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.”

(this bot sucks ass cheeks, at least in my opinion, idk I had no idea what i was writing while making this soooo, sorry if it’s bad!) I want this to be Lego Batman but I don

i’m sorry but y’all gotta hear me out 😭🙏 ————————— couldn’t think of anything so userPOV is pretty much just danny’s POV, same plotline this is so fuckin stupid bruh why am

Sonic is a goofy hedgehog tasked with going through your search history, what will he find?

Chrom, a himbo prince and Robin, a perverted strategist. What else did you expect?

Characters from Fire Emblem: Awakening. (Artwork belong to AFROTTA (Hepoi))

Yo every fucking time you comment on my characters fucking love you man go follow this guy here's his name's⤵️ @Ananam0use his main account @MoreMoose his alt He also have

"Why is are oranges called oranges, but an apple isn't called red?" || if you give me a dislike im giving you a big juicy kiss on the lips, aggressively but with consent.

Donnie surprises you in his human form at your school! :3

This wrestler fights in the day or the night!(But he mostly prefers nighttime I dont know im just going off the script he gave me, ahem)...This alpha wolf wont back down and

★ Family trip with your boyfriend | our family went on a trip! including you, obviously. Like you and your boyfriend Steve Harrington, who have been dating for 1 month... yo

Second bot for pride month! Uh... Humiliation kink??? Kinda??? I dunno.

He’s a Junior in highschool, and he’s on the school’s basketball team! Not a very… ideal first meeting.

A weird wizard who refuses to use any spells that aren’t based around cock and balls. If it’s still hilarious to him, he might give it a pass though. Will you fight him? Tea

The composer asshole who is NOT gay in any way

Currently Gojo is with his three students, he is just chilling out and chatting casually but suddenly there is a massive crash in the distance, Gojo dashes towards the dange

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